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Baku , to memes in Seems like a fun afternoon

Did you post this twice?

Sam_Bass , to funny in What a waste of asphalt

You and your car would be dead not even halfway up that proposed ramp.

barsquid , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants

There’s no way this won’t restart the same argument with someone, huh? Top-tier shitpost, well done.

betahack , to funny in What a waste of asphalt

why not make two roads? one only goes straight down. The other can be switchbacks to go up. let’s waste 2x the asphalt!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Ooh, and an intersection every time they cross.

JusticeForPorygon , to cat in I'll have you know I am a fry *connoisseur*!
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Cats and french fries. All a human needs

naevaTheRat , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants
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lmfao this is hilarious

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Deep

Yeah 35mm deep. Bet

Jomega , to pics in [OC] A very focused dog

What type of dog is this?

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Focused.

Sam_Bass , to aboringdystopia in i really hate telecommunications companies

Greed dumbs down everyone that suffers from it

RememberTheApollo_ , to memes in Magic bush

This is true.

I dropped a Bratwurst when I was stacking them on the plate to bring inside off the grill.

Wasn’t going to wash it off, it was covered in dirt. It was the dog’s lucky day when I called her to come collect it.

Now, every single time she gets let out she has to check the brat-drop-spot and make sure another hasn’t materialized in her absence.

Taleya , to funny in What a waste of asphalt

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

splat

Harvey656 , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants

Let’s go to the extremes here: let’s say I’m a vegan, and love snakes and want my snake to not eat live mouse, do you think I can feed the snake vegan snake food?

This is all hypothetical as I dislike snakes and love bacon.

DarkCloud , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants

That’s not how knowledge works.

KillingTimeItself , to funny in What a waste of asphalt

must be a cities skylines enjoyer (modded)

Steamymoomilk , to mildlyinfuriating in I hate people like this

PSA dont be a assbag

I have a few friends that work retail and we have talked about nightmarish customers. Shop closes at 7:30 every Friday 2 people walk in at 7:10-7:30ish For service that takes 30mins to complete for one person. They DEMAND they get the service, to which the tools to do such service are already put away by 7:10. Some times my friend bends to there requests, but i keep telling him. Closing time is closing time and your doing the equivalent of teaching your dog to eat off your plate. Its ok for now, but will come back to bite you.

If you are going to show up close to closing time, and they are still willing to serve you. TIP THEM WELL, Ive done it a few times which im guilty of, but ive made it worth there while.

There was one time in 2023 that my friends and i wanted to get together for some wings. We stopped by a dinner on the out skirts of town at 10:30pm and they close at 11:00. We went and i asked if they would still serve us, because i know its late. And i dont wanna be an asshole. They served us, me and the boys eate our wings caught up on life and left a heft tip on the table.

There was one time this year we went out to a local car hop, and it was 8:30 and they closed at 9. The girls serving and taking the orders did a great job, and it was 98° outside all day. So because i dont go out to eat a whole lot and id rather give my business to mom and pop shop. Rather than the local mega corp. We all pitched in and left a 40% tip which the meal for all of us was about $60. When she came to take the tray from the car window, she asked if we needed anything else. And i have her the tip of $36. Her face lit up, and asked if this was a mistake? I said it was on purpose and to have a good night. She smiled and thanked us, and we left. Altought the tip hurt my wallet quite a bit, to which my brain kept reminding me of the $36 i lost. It felt good to help sombody out especially that most likely has delt with alot of shitty people in shitty weather.

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