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AFC1886VCC , to greentext in A kick right in the selbstbild

If you had the UK, USA, France, and Russia/USSR against you, you were fucked. Same applied to world war 1.

It would be the same today in a parallel universe where Russia were allies of the west.

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Yea they brought it up on themselves lmao

zakobjoa ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

If you had the UK USA France, and Russia/USSR against you, you were fucked. Same applied to world war 1.

These people were building like an entire fucking ship per day. They averaged almost one whole aircraft carrier per month. Germany was running their cars on wood gas. Absolutely no chance. Would have been more costly in terms of casualties without the USSR, but 1940s USA was unbeatable, especially with their untouchable production base

Sylvartas ,

Meh. Don’t get me wrong, the USA joining world war 1 was the final nail in the coffin and likely cut the war short by a lot (and made it a slam dunk for the allies, instead of a pyrrhic victory), but compared to, say, Canada or Australia (not to mention the UK and Russia that both lost as much, if not more men than France) they basically didn’t fight. They joined very early and were invaluable in holding french territories throughout the war, which is why they both suffered more losses than the USA even though their militaries (and populations) were way smaller.

WW2 USA was an absolute juggernaut though

Classy ,

Very true, it’s how we crushed the Japanese, too. They were almost literally clearing neighborhoods for reclaimed metal and wood, converting entire towns into production facilities and even with that, they paled in comparison to the productive giant of the Goblino. Their zeroes might take 3 planes out of ours, and we would replace them three-fold and with more experienced pilots. They were forcing young pups into dilapidated old craft at the risk of great military disgrace to Kamikaze us because they knew they had no better options. The horrors we faced in the Pacific were truly abject, but it still would have been remarkable to be a wallflower back then and see the collective gusto that we managed to pull together, and all while still maintaining a perfectly functional economy with a massive swathe of our workforce overseas. I read somewhere that the US was using not more than 20% of our manufacturing capacity towards munitions and craft, and even then we were absolutely devastating the Axis.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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The US showed up at the tail end of WW1 and mostly just spread around influenza.

Nuke_the_whales , to lemmyshitpost in This is good stuff

Fake it till you make it is legit good advice

dodgy_bagel , to mildlyinteresting in Got a new umbrella today

Y’all know this umbrella wasn’t bought to block rain, right?

the_toast_is_gone , to games in Buy 7 Days to Die at your own risk

The core problem with 7DTD is a lack of direction. The devs have spent the last however many years rebuilding the core aspects of the same over and over and over again instead of just deciding that they like what they have and refining that. I’m convinced this is what they’ll continue to do even after the “1.0” release they just did.

The only thing they’re sure of is that the players are playing the game wrong, and they will mercilessly nerf any particularly powerful strategy, trick, etc. that doesn’t fit wit their confused definition of what the game is. Really, the best thing I can say to someone interested in the game is, look at the end-game horde base builds. They follow bizarre logic that only follows around the nonsensical whims of the developers. It feels less like you’re surviving a brutal post-apocalypse and more like you’re playing a tower defense puzzle game. Something like Sanctum if it was a zombie survival game, ran like trash, and didn’t know what it wanted to be.

48954246 , to lemmyshitpost in fish

This better not awaken anything in me

JackbyDev , to greentext in Anon takes some classes

Reminds me of this scene: youtu.be/JlkBbb7SKyA

bricklove , to lemmyshitpost in I'm all of them

Physically bobbing and weaving to avoid swords in Dark and Darker

RogueBanana , to lemmyshitpost in I'm all of them

I also lean when playing games. Some make jokes about but fuck em, their sorry asses couldn’t enjoy it a much I do.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I remember back in the day we’d make fun of my buddy’s dad for leaning around corners when playing Ms. Pacman.

Melvin_Ferd , to lemmyshitpost in This is good stuff

Girls are dumb. Build RC cars and kick ass dudes

unexposedhazard , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

Anon got a reply, thats would have been a good start, but no… He had to be horny brained.

Mammothmothman ,

Stewing your mind in the excrement of downbad incells and neets will do that.

imPastaSyndrome , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

>Wanna Get barebacked?

"Fuggin typical femenoids complaining "

MFW

@_

BearOfaTime ,

And a supposed adult at 21…

What went wrong is anon never grew up - he’s still 13

SkaveRat ,

being an incel will do that

SkaveRat , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down …

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

Apytele ,

There were so many plot twists to this one, lol.

TriPolarBearz ,

Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.

Rolando ,

Alternate plot twist: she really loves horseback riding and always wanted to try riding a horse without a saddle (i.e. “bare back”) but was a little nervous and wanted someone to help her with it. One day, she told herself, she would find the right person to “bareback” with.

Then anon DMs her. “Yes,” she says, “I will bareback with you! meet me at the horse ranch.”

Anon’s like “horse ranch? wtf” but goes for it. The fated hour arrives and anon rolls with it. they all live happily ever after.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

…unless?

Although it was in person instead of text, I did hook up with someone I knew from highschool with basically the same direct approach. It helped that I knew she would find it funny.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:

  • …to get coffee?
  • …for a movie night?
  • …for lunch/dinner?
  • …to hang out and chat at the park?
  • …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

Buddahriffic ,
  • … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
funkless_eck ,

you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

originalfrozenbanana ,

Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

VaalaVasaVarde ,

What about

  • …to build my Rivendell Lego set?
  • …to play some Goldeneye?
  • …to paint my Skaven army?
RightHandOfIkaros ,

Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

RightHandOfIkaros ,

"Are you down…:

  • … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
MrJameGumb OP ,
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I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”

Mango ,

Honesty bad. Only good if you’re a good boy who don’t want no sex.

Serinus ,

It’s called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also “to get barebacked”? How is that supposed to be appealing?

Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, “want me to shove my clam in your face?” my answer is going to be “what the fuck is wrong with you.”

Mango ,

You see, if women were actually interested in men, that wouldn’t be a thing. Apparently 80% of them are not. If a girl comes asking me for the throne like that, it’s gonna depend on the girl. Looks clean and healthy? Aww yeah, I’m not busy! Maybe I’ll call for an STD test with that kind of attitude.

HipsterTenZero , to lemmyshitpost in This is good stuff
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

Believe in the porn alt 2 that belives in you.

amio , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

Probably real and heterosexual

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Pray for my people, we have lost our way

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in fish

Tastes like chicken

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