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ColdWater , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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Back in the day I had to use CD-ROM to move files around

Diplomjodler3 , to lemmyshitpost in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

If God didn’t want us to shag couches, why did he make them so damn sexy?

thefartographer ,

To test those strong in will and trusting in faith.

And God forbade Moses from inserting himself between the couch cushion or folding the pillows in half for pleasure. A second and third time, God commanded Moses, “thou shalt not hump the armrest whilst spanking thyself and going ‘ungh ungh ungh ungh!’”

As Moses mounted the backrest of the couch, God told Moses he was starting to get pissed off. “What?! I can’t even make love to the back cushions?!” Moses exclaimed. “No, not upon any part of the couch shall you spread your seed, I just had it reupholstered.”

Defiantly, Moses did then crap upon his own hand and smeared his filth upon God’s couch. God grew impatient and chided Moses, “You bastard! I’ll fucking kill you before you ever reach Israel for that!” And He saw that it was good while Moses made faces at God and falsely claimed he did not wish to enter Israel anyway.

Cadeillac ,
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This is beautiful

kippinitreal , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

I can’t say about Europe, but Asia doesn’t have the cultural pull for the muppets. I suspect China’s indifference to the Muppets makes it less lucrative.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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They must learn to love them.

match ,
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i bet China would love a wuxia muppet film

TwinTusks ,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

It would be fabulous!

Zipitydew ,

They did own Winnie the Pooh until 2 years ago. What a missed opportunity in China.

Swedneck ,
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except a muppet movie would be effectively free to produce in comparison to the live action movies, the muppets christmas carol had a budget of 12 million dollars, the live action lion king had a budget of 250 million (jesus christ).

MystikIncarnate , to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way

One thing that really got me while working on computers and networking right as LAN networks became a thing in the late 90s and early 2K years was… I’m connected to this switch, and so are they. Why do I need to burn a CD/use an external hard drive (later a flash drive), to move data?

Took me a while to figure out SMB/cifs, and when I did … Game changer. Since then I’ve also learned all I can about storage, networking and file sharing. Most of my USB drives sit on my desk and don’t get touched. I couldn’t tell you what’s on most of them. I’ve picked up a few thinking that I’ll use it, but the most useful thing I’ve done with flash drives is to move data between computers when upgrading other people’s computers. For me, I just make sure everything is backed up/synced to my local NAS, wipe the system and reinstall without a care in the world.

Steamymoomilk ,

SMB shares are Peak. I got one setup for my home network I haven’t used a USB since.

Teppichbrand ,

Please share your setup

Steamymoomilk ,

Its a CM3588 NAS board from friendly elec running openmedia vault Debian 11 with home-manager for nixpkgs. I run nextcloud for backing up my phone storage every night. And have SMB share setup for all my laser cuting files! Originally all my files for my business where running off a 4tb USB HDD which was starting to fail. And yes there was no backups. So after I made a little money selling my laser cut goods. Bought the CM3588 nas board with 2 one terabyte sata m.2 ssd’s which are in raid 1 for redudancy. Also have a off site backup on the computer that runs the laser. And another tid bit all the computers I use are exclusively linux. The computer that runs the laser is zoron OS. My main rig runs nixos, my LAN gaming machine runs gentoo aswell as the laptop where I do most of the fianaces and designing. The laptop is a t440p which is librebooted and runs gentoo :D.

Hope that’s enough detail!! Lmao

therealjcdenton , to linux in I completely broke Kubuntu
JoMiran , to lemmyshitpost in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
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…to completion…

Interesting specificity.

Is this satire? It is really hard to tell in this reality.

dmMeYourNudes ,

Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

It’s fake, Mountain Dew isn’t mentioned once.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Even for him, that was such a weird comment. Do we have his financial disclosures yet? I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that he owns PepsiCo stock.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein ,

I would actually be surprised if he releases anything of value. Trump refused to release his taxes, and emulating Trump’s destruction of democratic norms is a base-ante show of fealty right now.

dditty ,
unexposedhazard ,

Well yeah but is the above response also satire or a real denial of the satire being true?

jballs ,
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Damn Snopes could’ve just said it was False, but they went above and beyond by linking all the spiciest memes. Including this one: x.com/MeachamDr/status/1815389845897789815

crusa187 ,

This stood out to me as well, and I too find myself potentially eating the onion on this one.

What a time to be alive!

Ioughttamow , to lemmyshitpost in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

Gives a new meaning to loveseat

Kalcifer , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way
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No shout out for my boi, LocalSend?

alteredracoon ,

Love LocalSend! Have been using it almost daily since I found it.

feddylemmy ,

This is why I love lemmy. Bookmarked! Thank you.

meliaesc ,

Anyone have any other cool crossplatform tools to share?

naught101 ,

SSH/SFTP?

pipes ,

croc is great, works even when devices cant find each other on the network, or with gigantic folders (I use it between computers).

Or Simplex chat, I dont use it to chat but only to quickly share between phone and laptop :)

Kalcifer ,
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You’re welcome 😊

1stQ ,

The only thing is that both devices need to be in the same WiFi net. But it also works on the road when the laptop uses the phones Hotspot.

DogWater ,

Is safe?

Kalcifer ,
@Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works avatar

How do you mean?

DogWater ,

Is it vetted by someone reputable?

tatterdemalion ,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

So we’re reinventing scp now?

entropicshart , to lemmyshitpost in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.

Lenny needs some flair or global politics filter

gerryflap , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
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This scale is totally wack. The feet of the human bodies in the graph don’t start at 0 but somewhere between 4 and 5. Such a bad graph. That being said, we Dutch people are very tall and powerful and you should be terrified >:3

ALoafOfBread ,

They have ridiculous accents, though. They got nerfed in the tulipmanie patch

RizzRustbolt ,

I am 7 inches taller than the average Dutch person. Which, by this graph, means I am 50 times taller than you.

Pee-wee.

gerryflap ,
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

Apparently i’m almost 3 inches taller than average. So somewhat better but still scary

johannesvanderwhales , to memes in Bacon tho

There sure is a lot of vegan propaganda on Lemmy. It’s very annoying and not particularly memey.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

I mean I’m not a vegan but I can’t help but feel like this meme’s got a point

The fact people are getting butthurt in the comments proves they know it’s true

johannesvanderwhales ,

Shrug. It’s just not particularly funny. And there’s pretty obviously a widespread effort to post vegan stuff to non-vegan subs. People have made their choices and trying to hammer them over it doesn’t change anyone’s mind. I’m just blocking the people doing it, personally.

SupraMario ,

Militant vegans, they’re just like religious fundamentalist.

Rooskie91 ,

I disagree. None of those other actions serve a purpose. It’s not like we can absorb calories through touch, smell or our eyes. No bosy just licks meat and then throws it away like they would if they just touched, smelled, or saw it. We actually eat the meat when we taste it. That’s why people enjoy the taste, because they associate it with being fed. Not because of some cognitive dissonance as the meme suggests.

Leviathan ,

Philosophical phantasm, they know but accepting it’s true in a real sense would cause them to have an identity crisis.

Sethayy ,

I mean I don’t see the correlation between different experiences with different senses.

Like I love feeling shit come out of my ass, don’t like hearing seeing smelling or tasting it and I don’t think that’s an intellectual ‘gotcha’

AnarchistsForKamala ,

The fact people are getting butthurt in the comments proves they know it’s true

homophobia aside, this is not true

TJDetweiler ,
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Homophobia? Did we read the same comment?

Kashmir ,

Is being butthurt gay now?

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Fellas, is it gay to be butthurt?

Kashmir ,

Yeah, I mean, they’re not wrong.

I’m pescatarian and I’m happy with that choice, others should be allowed to make their own choice, but they should also make an informed choice.

ILikeBoobies ,

The point is people kill animals because they have to not because they want to

And you think that’s pro-vegan?

sirico ,
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Make carnivore meme then

johannesvanderwhales ,

I find people who call themselves “carnivores” every bit as tiresome as evangelical vegans.

Angry_Autist ,

There’s a lot of vegan propaganda everywhere, and a lot of it has been paid for by the Davos foundation.

All in prep for reserving meat for the financial elite and shuffling off the rest of us to more ‘sustainable’ food sources like bugs and recycled trash.

Gee I wonder if the wealthy elite have finally realized the long term fallout of their endless greed destroying the planet.

blackris ,
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Cannot say if this is sarcasm or yout brain just melted a bit some time ago.

TrickDacy , to funny in This would get me to actually watch a remake

They are too chicken shit to put out a new story, 90% of the time anyhow

Etterra ,

They want the safe bets.

johannesvanderwhales , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

I’m surprised that the US is so low.

sunbytes , to lemmyshitpost in I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

This is an excellent shitpost and made me laugh very hard.

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
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You know what? It's 2024, I don't really care if you fuck couches.

There, I said it.

marcos ,

That.

I care really a lot if you accuse somebody of being Hitler and then go work for him. But fuck anybody caring about fucking couches.

GBU_28 ,

First it’s just the couch.

Then it’s the couch with your wife on it.

Then it’s your wife.

This is a documented progression of predatory behavior

Schorsch ,

You didn’t think about the couch, do you? Animal.

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