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Lost_My_Mind , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Am I the only one who thinks its kinda cool? I mean, within the comic lore it’s absurd that he would drive this, but from a consumer standpoint, it’s pretty cool.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I guess if it was part of some sort of DC/Hot Wheels series where all the cars were like that, but it didn’t appear to be. I mean if there was a Joker one and a Robin one and so on, maybe. But there wasn’t.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Where are you seeing that it’s not?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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The store where I took the photo.

ArbitraryValue ,

The box says “9/20” so presumably it is part of a series but all the cooler characters were already sold out.

gibmiser ,

It would be fun because that would be the car that you smash into everything and constantly shit on in your imaginary Story.

batmaniam ,

I assumed it was “Harley Quinn” Jim Gordon because THAT Jim absolutely would. He’s a damn good cop.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices
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That Teletubby has seen some shit

Pacattack57 , to lemmyshitpost in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

I saw a video yesterday that was a 4 minute long video of Kamala clips where says, “what can be, unburdened by what has been”. All the clips were different. I don’t know why she’s so obsessed with that line but I’m still voting for her

snausagesinablanket ,
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Its probably public talking anxiety that she otherwise hides very well.

petrol_sniff_king ,

I don’t know, but I think it’s funny so I’m fine with it :p

CodexArcanum , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Why don’t all cops drive around in cars with their name and face plastered all over the side?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You’d think they would in order to strike fear in the hearts of criminals.

CodexArcanum ,

🎶 A superstitious cowardly lot! 🎶

Track_Shovel ,

Just boil some water. You’ll be scared soon enough

HonkTonkWoman ,

They should have to display cute lil nicknames beneath the driver’s side window, like fighter pilots.

Unlike fighter pilots, the nicknames should be community generated.

samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP
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Officer Aneite

BluesF , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Been there, lost a lot.

shasta ,

What were you playing?

ArmokGoB , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

ACAB

ArbitraryValue , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Wouldn’t a cop want a 4-door car? Where’s Gordon going to put anyone he arrests?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Batman doesn’t need four doors, so neither does Gordon!

ArbitraryValue ,

The small talk would be so awkward for the supervillain who has to sit next to him.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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No worries. The front seat folds down so he can still put them in the back.

Empricorn ,

“Can we get drive-through?”

andrew_bidlaw ,
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Just as Gordon started to sing along and drum on the wheel, the suspect leaned forward to press the skip button with their nose.

‘Try me’, Jim cried, ‘Try me once more and I’d drop you to the BatTaxi’.

~ Jump cuts of Batman doing a barrel roll in a ridiculously small black cab with jet engines ~

‘I don’t applaud his methods’, said Gordon, ‘But sometimes I think he’s got the point’

Jim puts on the same song and glances at the frightened suspect right in their eyes.

ryathal ,

If you only have two, then the other cops have to transport them.

RBWells , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.

“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”

“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”

JadenSmith , to pics in [OC] Puffins taken on Shetland Islands

I hope you put them back after taking the pic.

HonkTonkWoman ,

I read the title before realizing where it was posted. Thought, “they’re an asshole for taking the birds, they’re a dumbass for claiming [OC].”

rustyfish OP ,
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I wanted to, but now Liam Neeson is hunting me.

wjrii , to lemmyshitpost in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Meh, Gotham City PD probably just seized it. I’ve seen worse.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You’d think Gordon could have nabbed himself a better ride through civil asset forfeiture.

wjrii ,

WHADDAYA MEAN?!?!?!?

The Muscle Tone is a combination muscle car and tuner, driven by a 4.0 liter supercharged V8!!!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Have you seen the kind of criminals that are in Gotham? Gordon needs to be driving around in an MRAP. And he’s probably seized a few from various Rogues’ Gallery henchmen.

Pheral , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

That looks like Elephant garlic!

thrawn21 OP ,
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It might be! That was one of the varieties I planted this year, though the cloves I put in the ground looked like normal shaped cloves, just scaled up a bit.

Pheral ,

I’m actually second-guessing my elephant garlic thought… I planted my first clove this year and it took a month and a half to sprout!!! I thought it had died due to heat, but I finally saw its thumb-sized sprout coming up a couple days ago. My normal garlic only takes a week or so to sprout over here in AZ. The elephant garlic seed leaves look more like an iris or tulip coming up. That one commenter was probably on point, saying the bulb was too young to start segmenting into cloves. That was news to me and I’m over the moon about it! Thank you so much for posting about this in the first place!!!

thrawn21 OP ,
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I had the exact same experience with the elephant garlic, they took forever to sprout, long enough that I actually dug one of them up to check that they hadn’t been eaten or something.

Maggoty , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.

I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?

Venator ,

I think that’s called a “life coach”.

Kaboom ,

Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going

Maggoty ,

Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?

kerrigan778 , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

And girl #1 in this scenario is supposed to be a girl who has her shit together and wants to go out with a guy who is on 4chan and who she doesn’t really share any common interests with? Doubt…

EnderMB , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

Please tell me that you’re going to eat it…

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