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HEXN3T , to lemmyshitpost in Speed
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pop quiz, hotshot!

RaoulDook ,

What are you doing in the bathroom, Keanu? I thought you were driving a bus???

Quexotic ,

Shoot the hostage.

ramble81 , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

So has anyone calculated by what year it won’t exist?

Colonel_Panic_ ,

2025

bulwark , to lemmyshitpost in Speed

Has anyone ever seen a baby on board sticker and thought “well I was going to drive recklessly, but I better not”

not_that_guy05 ,

Nah, but I do think of bonus points for crashing into them.

moistclump ,

Apparently it’s more to let paramedics know in case of crash that finding and saving baby becomes priority #1. I know this from a 2011 meme so not sure how accurate the information is.

bulwark ,

Guess that makes sense. Still not putting a stick person family on my car.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d be willing to bet paramedics and other first responders have actual training as to how an accident scene should be triaged, and don’t depend on which cutesy decorations the occupants may or may not have.

explodicle ,

Hey what’s that tiny seat with extra padding in the backseat for? Meh, no sticker, whatever.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Single adult life hack: get baby on board sticker, always get first attention from the paramedics when you DUI

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

Ah you beat me to it. I was taught this an my child seat training course at work, it’s true.

childOfMagenta , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Wanker, Texas Rager

KingThrillgore , to memes in elon is a lame poser
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Looks like the kind of guy who enjoys salsa from New York City

logos ,

NEW YORK CITY!?

RizzRustbolt ,

Good lord we’re old…

Cowbob12 , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?

Who would be Blair in this case?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Fozzie Blair, of course.

Elonkilledmymom , to memes in hallelujah

If anyone can find kipplets prayer again I’d be very grateful. Seems like the original audio was scrubbed from the Internet.

MargotRobbie , to memes in elon is a lame poser
dejected_warp_core , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

Nevermind all the terminology gobledygook. This sounds an awful lot like a temporary tag, or a temporary permit to relocate a vehicle without a plate. Which I think is pretty standard in any state, and I can see a dealership begrudgingly doing this if it gets the car off the lot. But it’s very temporary, like days to weeks in my experience. I think the DMV would catch on if you kept coming back for permits.

Also, I’m guessing sovcit here doesn’t have a “FARM USE” loophole in their state?

Zron ,

I’m pretty sure in order to get a farm use exemption, the property you live at would have to be zoned as agricultural.

HEXN3T , to lemmyshitpost in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The fact that there’s a period in the caption bothers me more.

theherk , to pics in Poolside with the dog

Welcome to The Grand Barkapest Hotel.

nalinna ,

I was literally just thinking that it definitely has Moonrise Kingdom vibes.

Seriously, though, that photo makes me feel a nostalgia that I can’t quite place. Absolutely phenomenal photo!

WhippetBowie OP ,

Shot on actual Kodak film. The nostalgia is real.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“What would i do next”

Stop this nonsense and pay the car loan?

No, it can’t be that easy!

TexasDrunk ,

Let them take the car because you didn’t pay the car loan.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No “let them” about it. They’re taking the car whether he likes it or not.

some_guy ,

The only real question is whether there will be violence. I wouldn’t want to be the rep telling this person anything they don’t wanna hear, like facts or reality.

partial_accumen ,

Could this be a use great use case of an LLM?

All the Sovcit logic stuff is bullshit anyway, it just sounds like something that might be real. So build an LLM and feed it all the Sovcit shit you can find. Then ask it a question that contradicts a Sovcit position. Yes its going to be a garbage answer it returns, but it will sound like something a Sovcit would say.

Sovcit: “You can’t take my car because I issued an international statement of payment with receipt on my account!”

LLM answer: “Oh, I’m sorry. International statements of payment are only valid in registered districts of independence. You clearly haven’t executed a notice Promissory Estoppel, and its too late now so I have to take the car.”

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damn that’s such a good idea lul.

some_guy ,

It’d be funny to build a bot to get in their replies, but doing so would help feed the problem. But I do like your approach.

TexasDrunk ,

You’re not wrong, but I’ve seen people go to great lengths to keep a car from getting repossessed even though they weren’t paying. So I meant “let them” as in “don’t fight them when they come knocking”.

Long, worthless anecdote from 25ish years ago, feel free to skip: My buddy’s grandfather owned a very small hometown car lot and financed some of the cars in house (instead of interest, it was just a flat rate “this is what it costs if you don’t pay me up front”). Every once in a great while someone would stop paying and try to hide instead of calling and working with the guy who was super reasonable. He’d let people slide for months with no extra payments if you’d just talk to him about it. So my buddy would go looking for the car and pick it up. I went with him a couple of times because he needed a second driver.

Once I went with him after we had a particularly wild weekend. He had hurt his foot in a drunken lake incident so he was limping. I had two black eyes from face planting after a separate drunken lake incident later that evening. We showed up and one of the tires on the car was flat. So he’s limping along with a tire tool and I’m helping him change the tire. We took it back without incident.

Before we got back to the lot the guy had called his grandfather asking why he sent two “mob looking sons of bitches” to take it back rather than just coming out himself. We were hungover, scrawny, injured teenagers.

The guy came by later that week and paid the damn car off and got it back. He had the money but was going to try to keep it and the car rather than paying this hometown working class guy.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If you haven’t seen the move Repo Man, you should.

TexasDrunk ,

I have not, but I just read a summary and that sounds insane, which is exactly my kind of thing.

I’m going to see if my buddy has seen it. We may do a remote watch party.

Nougat ,

Plate. Shrimp. Plate of shrimp.

Scribbd , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Just like magnetic pole flips, Virginia is due another shrink snap. It might snap out of existence when it happens.

YurkshireLad , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit submitted a bill of exchange, bank doesn't think so.

Whose website?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

A sovereign citizen “guru” called Yusuf El.

vxx , to memes in elon is a lame poser

I never noticed he had no eye lashes. Is that common in people?

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