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SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Water

If I had a garden hose that provided my Pepsi to me I would never leave my house.

EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh
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I still look like a teenager to some people, even though I’m in my thirties now.

Not drinking alcohol and not smoking anything does wonders for your looks.

Harvey656 ,

How dare you. It’s the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!

Gestrid ,

I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

idiomaddict ,

Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

Blyfh ,

Alcohol makes you look older?

EmperorHenry ,
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Yes and smoking tobacco and marijuana does too

bjoern_tantau ,
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For some reason Millennials look comparatively young and Zoomers look comparatively old. When you combine that into people’s perception it’s easy for an outlier to break through.

booly ,

I’ve seen some discussion hypothesizing an explanation that Millennials actually use more sunscreen, use less nicotine, and exercise more than Gen Z. I can buy it.

Sabata11792 ,

I need SPF 100 for that 1 day of the year total I spend offline.

I_Fart_Glitter , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh

Lol, same. Oh wait… fuck… I’m 40.

Nfamwap , to lemmyshitpost in Water

Deep

remotedev , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh

Oh, it’s about me.

Wait no I’m 37, fuck

needanke , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

I don’t get the point of this post

Kusimulkku ,

I think it’s supposed to be dystopian that you can buy gift cards for Tinder but I dunno, if you know someone is using Tinder then it might be an useful gift. Especially since it’s premium or what’s it called is that expensive.

wreckedcarzz ,
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“my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.”

“oh, thanks”

Kusimulkku ,

Fucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre

Th4tGuyII ,
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If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I'd go get a new set of mates haha

wreckedcarzz ,
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Sounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p

Kusimulkku ,

It’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre

Scubus ,

Would you prefer it be a punishment?

MelodiousFunk ,

Why do I feel attacked?

GeneralEmergency ,

Because it’s all edge no point.

glimse ,

Dystopia is when gift cards

Kanda , to lemmyshitpost in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

Summa cum laude

MalditoBarbudo , to science_memes in Let's play Hollywood, er Academia Squares

As a former postdoc converted to technician, I endorse this message

unreachable , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh
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rustyfish , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at
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We have a contender for “worst way to break up”.

arandomthought ,

“Look, I still like you and wish you the best, so I want to help you maximize your chances to move on. This really helps both of us.”
Yeah, I can see it.

rustyfish ,
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Depends on how you paint it I guess.

wreckedcarzz ,
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Ugh, I have to paint too? Worst breakup ever.

son_named_bort ,

Dear baby, welcome to dumpsville. Population:you

rustyfish ,
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Aaaaand we have a winner!

DenizEfe , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh
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samus12345 ,
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kapitol ,

Sauce is Pbfcomics if anyone’s interested: pbfcomics.com/comics/todays-my-birthday/

samus12345 ,
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My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

tobogganablaze , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at

Gift cards have always been there.

AnUnusualRelic , to lemmyshitpost in poni
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That fancy soup dispenser is broken again.

Th4tGuyII , to aboringdystopia in This is where gift cards are at
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Receiving one of these as a gift must be one of the saddest experiences known to man...

I'd rather just get the generic men's gift starter pack of Lynx/Axe deodorant, socks, and a DVD of [insert movie that was popular a few months ago]

Kusimulkku ,

DVD, not even Blu-ray? Damn

Jako301 ,

Depends. It can be a good joke gift in your early twenties between men, but on any other occasions it can get pretty depressing.

funkless_eck ,

wdym those latter gifts are rad as hell

Th4tGuyII ,
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High-quality socks are a great gift, but these socks usually aren't that

son_named_bort ,

I don’t know which is sadder to receive, this gift card or a gym membership.

webghost0101 ,

Some people actually enjoy fitness so i am sure they could appreciate it.

I am not one of them, they are alien to me but they do exist.

echodot ,

Yes but these people cheat by being fit in the gym from the start. That’s not how it’s supposed to work, he completely ruins the montage.

son_named_bort ,

True, although they would probably already have a gym membership. I was thinking more about how some people will give a gym membership as a gift to basically send the message that the recipient is fat.

lowleveldata , to lemmyshitpost in Life, huh

I’m still going to bitch about it online as if it’s about me. Like I give a fuck.

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