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Evil_Shrubbery , to funny in Prick

I bet that fucker did it just as an elaborate joke too. What an asshole.

profdc9 , to lemmyshitpost in Mind blown!
some_guy , to funny in Calling all lizard people?

I always knew it.

PunnyName , to foodporn in Brisket "Steak & Eggs" Burritos

Jesus fuck kill me with that gloriousness!

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in At last, my orange boy achieved inner peace.

Imagine being a cat. Imagine not being stressed by the impending WWIII.

Just peaceful lounging.

ratel , to cat in At last, my orange boy achieved inner peace.

The braincell has left his body, but it will return soon.

palebluethought , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..

Or is he taking it down from the inside?

halvar , to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy users be like
Thcdenton ,

Oh god i thought i had forgotten. Why.

urda , to cat in At last, my orange boy achieved inner peace.
@urda@lebowski.social avatar

“Dinner please.”

Sanctus , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..
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Thats the neat part

TheFriar ,

Whatdoyoumean?! The govt obviously has so much money as to be able to put millions away for each and every person born! And that money isn’t even being used! Just $3M each, that’s just sitting there waiting for the right magic words to be uttered in a Bank of America in Lubbock, TX to finally be used! Of course money is infinite! They’re the ones printing it!

barsquid ,

the right magic words

“Nesara gesara”

finley , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..

lol, wow…

betterdeadthanreddit , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..

Secret treasury accounts linked to your berth certificate and by the way we’re boats something something maritime law.

4am ,

berth certificate

maritime law

LOL nice

dexa_scantron ,
@dexa_scantron@lemmy.world avatar

This is an actual Sovcit thing.

EldritchFeminity ,

It is, but berth is a nautical term. Thus making it as punny as it is sad.

Maalus ,

They use it because it is a nautical term. There is no pun.

experbia ,
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yes, they believe it’s one of the “in plain sight” pieces of evidence - that when you’re born, you have to have a berth (maritime) certificate that makes you like, property of the state or something because you’re recorded as “docking” with the country (which is actually a corporation that wants to own you and use your cache of money they hide from you that you receive at birth), and “they” get away with the ruse because us normal rubes just never think to ask if they said “berth” (maritime) or “birth” (reproduction). not even joking lmao

it is a funny pun, too, but they really think birth certificates are, in fact, secretly “berth” certificates for them in maritime trade law, which they believe is the only real law, in which we are all like… sovereign vessels that have been duped into signing away our independence.

Klear ,

That makes about twice as much sense as scientology.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Not even making that bit up, it’s established SovCit lore that pops up now and again. I’m a boat, you’re a boat, your mom is a barge lovely lady (and also a boat).

Uli ,

I think I finally understand the term “anchor babies”.

Zachariah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..
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It’s the government. It can just print more money.

AmidFuror ,

And that has no influence on the price of goods, which is strictly decided by the buyer and seller. Or so I read today.

dejected_warp_core ,

Not even that. All your state’s comptroller^1^ has to do is discharge debts made to the state, by writing “discharged with prejudice” with red pen on the DOT contractor bills. But this only works on pink collection notices, not normal paperwork. State stays out of debt and the roads stay paved.

^1^ Yep, that’s a real word.

Honytawk ,

And end up like Germany after WW1 where bills were cheaper than firewood?

http://www.strangehistory.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Burning-Money-in-Germany-in-Inflation-Crisis.jpg

BeMoreCareful , to insanepeoplefacebook in Tornado conspiracy

I have a feeling this poster was a bit hangry.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..

Has to be a troll. Otherwise, wow.

Sammy ,
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What I like to say (in this post-true era): Big if tru

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