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CaptainSpaceman , to lemmyshitpost in Wish trump would Van Gogh away

Not enough bronzer drip

MrPoopyButthole , to memes in But don't say it out loud
Grandwolf319 , (edited ) to memes in But don't say it out loud

Not mixed, the attempt does not improve or reduce his ability to run the country. What it does however is increase his chances of winning.

Gives me Reagan and Hitler vibes.

Draedron ,

Its disappointing. Good someone had the balls to actually try and show he is serious when he says the 2A is there to prevent fascism. Sad he failed.

suction ,

That it does probably means that Americans deserve whatever lows their country will fall to.

Tangent5280 , to books in Has anyone read this book? Thoughts or information you would like to share with those who have not heard or read the book?

I think everyone should wait for the new version with the latest attempted assassination

bjoern_tantau , to lemmyshitpost in Respect your Elders
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People try to put us u-u-under a nonorientable 5 dimensional plane.

Draedron , to memes in But don't say it out loud

Not mixed. Just disappointed.

ekZepp ,
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Disappoint in not enough to describe my feelings.

I feel like I’m blocked under a huge building about to collapse at any moment and a huge piece of the support pillar just came off…

…that’s how i feel right now.

Fiivemacs , to lemmyshitpost in Wish trump would Van Gogh away

Then stop talking about him and posting about him…?

calabast , to memes in My Mother's real name is Karen. She is kind, loving, and sacrifices much for others.

Yeah, I know two Karen’s, and they are some of the sweetest, nicest people.

apocalypticat ,
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Do they know how to properly pluralize proper nouns?

calabast ,

They do, but sometimes their phones autocorrect to use an apostrophe, and they don’t notice right away.

eskuero , to linuxmemes in I like C programs for their speed
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As someone who only codes solutions for himself I don’t relate. All the extra time I would spend writting a C solution it would never attone the runtime loses of doing it in maybe python.

sxan , (edited )
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Anyway, this is only relevant if you’re writing only for yourself. It’s your poor users who suffer for your expediency.

adhocfungus ,

I used to write extensively with C++, but it has been a long time since speed mattered that much to one of my applications. I still marvel at the cache-level optimizations some people come up with, but I’m in the same mindset as you now.

My workload split of Data Movement vs Data Transformation is like 95:5 these days, which means almost all the optimizations I do are changing batch/cache/page/filter settings. I can do that in any language with http bindings, so I choose those that are faster to write.

MacNCheezus , to lemmyshitpost in This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.
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I’m glad I checked which group I was in before deciding to write a derisive comment.

SouthFresh , to memes in My Mother's real name is Karen. She is kind, loving, and sacrifices much for others.
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Sammy , to linuxmemes in I like C programs for their speed
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Honestly, love to see a lil CatchyOS representation. So far my favorite Arch flavor.

missphant ,
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It’s fitting for this image too since CachyOS kernel + packages + defaults go zoom.

corus_kt , to lemmyshitpost in Wish trump would Van Gogh away

In the spirit of shitposting: if Van Gogh was a ghost, he’d rather you piss on his grave than do this to his self portrait.

MeatPilot , to lemmyshitpost in Respect your Elders
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saltesc , to funny in Only real fans get it
Viking_Hippie ,

Who’s McDreamy in the textbook? Is It the pancreas?

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