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TheEighthDoctor , to memes in But don't say it out loud

I have thoughts and prayers for the bullet that couldn’t do it’s job

atro_city , to memes in But don't say it out loud

What happened? Did we discover another exo-planet?

hungryphrog ,

Some guy tried to shoot Trump. Tried. However, bystander died and FBI killed the shooter.

robocall OP ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

FBI or secret service?

hungryphrog ,

FBI

roguetrick ,

Secret service proved itself once again to be the most useless.

Iapar ,

“What the fuck do you fucks even do?”

“It’s a secret”

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Nearly.

atro_city ,

No signs of intelligent life?

Kidplayer_666 , to lemmyshitpost in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Shoot the president

galoisghost , to memes in But don't say it out loud
@galoisghost@aussie.zone avatar

I don’t have mixed feelings. No-one should ever, attempt, to assasinate a would be dictator.

ImplyingImplications ,

Do or do not, there is no try

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ipkpjersi ,

Yep, we all know Yoda would be disappointed.

RacoonVegetable , to linuxmemes in I like C programs for their speed

And I like rust programs for their memory safety

possiblylinux127 ,

Or even JavaScript as it takes away all the difficulty with complex applications

therealjcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in pov

That’s not funny

kewwwi OP ,

baget

Jimmycrackcrack , to foodporn in Half rack of ribs

Gotta love pub grub.

DudeImMacGyver , to lemmyshitpost in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Your dance parties are boring AF

Viking_Hippie ,

True. I’m desperately tedious like that 😁

TheObviousSolution , to lemmyshitpost in Never give up
@TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee avatar

90% of statistics on the internet are made up on the spot. Just because people stop replying to you doesn’t mean you’ve “changed their views”, but that’s the only thing you will encounter if you never stop before they do. A big hint that they won’t be convinced is how they will just try to nitpick the most irrelevant points in your replies, ignoring the crux of the argument.

Acting like that is a good way to get stuck wasting your time, just give them a chance to know the facts and correct themselves with actual evidence and citations, and then move on. You help more people “change their views” that way, nobody is going to your shitpost deeply nested reply threads anyway. Nobody worth considering, anyway.

Alsjemenou ,

Instructions unclear, am jerking off to political debates on brazzers

rustydomino , to memes in But don't say it out loud
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

No mixed feelings at all. I am unequivocally sad that we lost Richard Simmons today 😢😢😢

garbagebagel ,

Damn this is how I found out. Extra sad now, thanks.

Confused_Emus ,

And Dr Ruth. That lady was such a charming little horn dog.

hemmes ,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

And Dr. Ruth! 😪

eldavi ,

it sounds like he was in a dark place for the last decade or so; if that’s true, at least now he’s no longer suffering.

Diplomjodler3 , to memes in But don't say it out loud

Absolutely not. My feeling of disappointment was completely unequivocal.

RandomVideos , to memes in Studying nahh

I can grind for a month for 1 of 100 ingredients for a ring that allows me to do something i could already do, but more convenient, in a block game, but not study for a couple days

Varven OP ,
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

Why does this game sound oddly familiar edit: I’m guessing windcraft, rlcraft or Hypixel skyblock

RandomVideos ,

I was referencing the minecraft modpack Another Quality Modpack 2(in a multiplayer server to be specific)

abcdqfr ,

Just got back into The 1.7.10 pack, good times

fl42v , to memes in But don't say it out loud

You mean this: bleepingcomputer.com/…/hackers-use-poc-exploits-i… ?

Pretty regular stuff if you ask me

hungryphrog ,

No, there was an assasination attempt on Donald Trumpet.

canihasaccount ,

I never understand why lemmy downvotes someone who is trying to help by providing accurate information, presumably because they think that there’s a very small chance that the person they’re replying to isn’t being sarcastic.

WalnutLum , to linuxmemes in I like C programs for their speed

github.com/hykilpikonna/hyfetch

I like hyfetch because it has the largest os compatibility.

It feels like the spiritual successor to neofetch tbh.

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

yeah and it allows for queering up the distro logo, which I absolutely love.

unrushed233 ,

It’s still slow and written in Bash/Python

ZILtoid1991 , to lemmyshitpost in pov

ぼくのおちんちんが見せてあなたくれた。返事してください。

(Hope I didn’t mess up the for you part too much)

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