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_stranger_ , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to wreck his kid's life.

I love how the dude isn’t even a dad yet and is already somehow instinctively weaseling out of (the inevitable) child support payments.

intensely_human ,

That’s the opposite of the fathering instinct?

finley , to cat in *Tips Fedora*

M’pussy

ccunning , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit thinks it's paid for.

I don’t know which character in this story wrote “payment” in the photo but it reminds me of one of those photos of where they gave a spider crack and let it spin a web…

finley ,

He obviously can’t enter into a contract because he’s five years old

FlyingSquid ,
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Oh is that what they wrote? I honestly had no idea.

some_guy ,

It looks like I wrote it with my left hand. And my writing with my right hand already looks like that of a child.

rand_alpha19 ,

While I don't disagree with you at all, my writing sometimes looks like that when I write something down while in a moving car (not driving lol).

ccunning ,

…or with your left hand while right handed

…or while writing on the paper with nothing to back it but your other hand…

YarHarSuperstar ,
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I think there is an arrow pointing down from the p so it’s not as bad as it first appears but I am definitely giving this person the benefit of the doubt

betterdeadthanreddit , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to wreck his kid's life.

If it’s any consolation, this dipshit probably won’t vaccinate the kid so there’s a solid chance they won’t live long enough to be affected by much of the paperwork side of it.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

They never do.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit thinks this is logical.
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Well… you can negotiate with scissors. Like you can press the blade up to someone’s neck and conduct a negotiation with them…

edgemaster72 ,
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This is why it’s so important to hang onto any neat rocks you find, for negotiation.

FlyingSquid ,
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Just don’t use them as a paperweight.

bitfucker ,

I love the wording that you use

Actual_Idiot , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit thinks it's paid for.

Wait…so is all of this voucher bullshit because these dumb motherfuckers don’t understand what a receipt is?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Yep.

henfredemars , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to convince the polyce.

Just pay your child support.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to wreck his kid's life.
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Can you call CPS before a child is born?

JustZ ,
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Yes.

FlyingSquid ,
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Someone really needs to in this case then.

originalfrozenbanana ,

They won’t do shit in Texas

Source: have called CPS in Texas for far worse than this and nothing happens

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to wreck his kid's life.

I watched a bodycam video the other day where a crunchy (tie dye shirt, “I don’t contract with you, man!) mother brought her teen daughter to screams and tears fighting the cop and refusing to exit her vehicle after driving off during a traffic stop. I feel terrible for the poor children of these lunatics.

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to convince the polyce.
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@BonesOfTheMoon, your headline misspells polyce.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Damn.

ArtVandelay ,
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You can edit titles on Lemmy there’s still time!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

OP is here for you.

Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit thinks this is logical.
NABDad , to funny in Excuse us

The woman on the left: “You asked for the TV to be removed, and you did nothing about the fact that my eyes were closed?!?!?”

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit thinks this is logical.

I don’t even understand what they’re asking.

ImplyingImplications ,

A “Negotiable Instrument” is basically a cheque. It’s a peice of paper instructing a bank to pay a certain person a certain amount of money from a certain account at a certain date. It’s negotiable if the person who can get the money is transferrable. Ex. I write you a cheque for $50 and you sign it over to your friend. Your friend can now cash the cheque and my bank will pay your friend $50 from my account.

Here’s a sample bill I found online from an electrical company. The SovCiv is asking if the bottom part is actually a cheque they can cash. It’s just a peice of paper they can mail back to the company that contains all their account information in one spot to make processing payments easier for the company. It might also allow the person to pay their bill through their bank’s bill payment service. Essentially, the bank will use the details on that slip of paper to send money to the company directly from the person’s account.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/5fa29a38-cd49-4b10-b0bb-f2c1a6a34299.jpeg

TropicalDingdong , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit thinks it's paid for.

The thing that really gets me on the SovCit thing is its like, a simultaneous rejection of any kind of authority around words and definition, and yet also an appeal to authority on some “other” definitions.

Its like how in medieval Europe before the printing press there was this arcane reverence for the written word, as if it has some magical qualities to it. Like if somehow they just combine the right sequence of legalize on the right size and shape piece of card stock it will “unlock” something.

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Has anyone got Problematic Beer Dog 5 War Edition to run on Linux yet?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

We used to have Steam and Proton before the alphabet people cancelled them for being too capitalist

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