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mox , to programmer_humor in Implementing RFC 3339 shouldn't really be that hard...

Wait til you see what’s required to parse HTTP-date fields.

RFC 9110

corus_kt , to pics in Lofoten Islands, Norway [OC]

The photos from this place are absolutely beautiful, you can catch the northern lights from here too

Kitten_Mittens OP ,
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We did that night, but it was quite windy so the photos were a smidge blurry. Nevertheless one of the most beautiful places I have ever been. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b0d99a5d-2461-45b4-b8e8-5c50223b9213.jpeg

flop_leash_973 , to memes in 5:57 am and dreading the possible inevitabilities

Could be worse, could have been your mother or grandmother.

limelight79 , to cat in The void stares back

One evening our dog ran off into a ravine by our house. It was getting dark, so I grabbed a flash light and headed down to try to find him. A few minutes in, and I’m near the creek, with higher land to the sides and in front of me. I saw something move and played the flashlight around…at least 8 pairs of eyes staring back at me.

Part of the neighborhood’s cat colony (they’ve been TNR’d). It was a little unnerving to see that many eyes watching me like that.

Didn’t find the dog; he showed up at home about an hour later, happy as can be.

fsxylo , to funny in Excuse us

So do people post requests knowing they’re going to be fucked up or is he trolling people asking for free stuff?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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At this point, people seem to know that he’s going to do something silly.

Although someone suggested that he may also privately send them the photoshop they requested.

Classy ,

I’m reasonably sure he does both. One meme result and one serious one.

general_kitten ,

If i remember right he has said before that when you send him stuff he will make the funny one and then send the serious one basically for the rights to post their picture.

LemmyKnowsBest OP , to mildlyinteresting in I found this creepy mysterious calendar entry on my smartphone

I am a minimalist in everything I do and I guarantee I do not subscribe to anything unless I keep an excel spreadsheet on it.

My only guess as to what this was, maybe I fell asleep and my skin was mashing up against the screen and happened to click a bunch of random emojis

henfredemars , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit thinks it's paid for.

Words only have the specific cherry-picked definition I like no matter the authors intention.

palebluethought , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help.

Pretty sure this guy thinks that rules against holding foreign feudal titles applies to receiving a copy of his vehicle registration… Because they’re both called “titles,” and of course as a sovereign citizen he counts as a “foreign state”.

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

FlyingSquid ,
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The Constitution has magic words and if you invoke them in the right ceremony, you can avoid being found liable or guilty by a judge.

Rhynoplaz ,

Wow. That’s probably it and it’s so much funnier.

Akasazh ,
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Now that’s fine next level entitlement

Kolanaki , to mildlyinteresting in I found this creepy mysterious calendar entry on my smartphone
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Spam bots have been fucking with my Calendar for years. Google allowing other people to add things to your calendar is just plain stupid.

This just looks like you might have done that with your ass tho. The spam bot entries are usually actual ads for shit like drugs or porn.

criss_cross , to lemmyshitpost in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

I want whatever OP is smoking

msage , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to convince the polyce.

I’m so smart and fancy but I just need one more incantation to finally be free of all the bad government stuff.

MHanak , to lemmyshitpost in Frick!
mosiacmango , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to wreck his kid's life.

Somehow i think his “notorized statement of live birth” will be met with a shrug and a request for an “Acknowledgement of Paternity” form if he wants his paternity registered.

I do love how hes all huffy about the government having said record, but then immediately names somethings he needs from the government that they very reasonably will not give you otherwise.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

He just wants to eat his cake and have it, too.

cobysev ,

Isn’t that, like, the motto of all Sovereign Citizens?

betterdeadthanreddit ,

I thought it was “am I being detained?” followed by taser-induced yelps and a thud. They’ve got a few though.

NegativeLookBehind , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help.
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Did he try scribbling some random shit sideways on a piece of paper?

ineffable ,

In red, I repeat red ink. And CAPITALS

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I almost forgot! Thanks for the correction, wouldn’t want it to get denied.

some_guy ,

Something something maritime whatever.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That’s a 45 degree angle to you.

brown567 , to lemmyshitpost in Space Alert

Well of course you’re not finding it! 4 is Mars, you want 5

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