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Lotarion , to lemmyshitpost in ☝️🤞✌️
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Ow

I forgot lube

DaCrazyJamez , to foodporn in Shrimp pasta (with an excessive amount of parmesan cheese)

That is barely any parmesan cheese…

scbasteve7 , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder what they smell like.

People may think he’s crazy, but part of psychedelics is hypersensitivity. I doubt he could actually see in the dark and smell landmines, but his brain probably recognized very small details and fabricated hallucinations based on what little he did pick up on.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I sort of believe the seeing-in-the-dark thing. I was at an LSD party with my friends one night and we took a black frisbee out onto an unlit field (no moon) and threw it around without once dropping it. We just knew where everybody else was and where the disc was at all times. I dunno, maybe we could smell the frisbee.

Hadriscus ,

That’s super cool

elfin8er ,

Your pupils get massive when you’re on LSD, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re able to let in more light to let you see better.

EtherWhack , to aww in All tucked in
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Fell asleep doing “the wave”

Dudewitbow , to mildlyinfuriating in 51% + 50% = ?

there are different methods of rounding, and this one is likely caused by the always round up method when at a .5 value. there are methods that evenly distribute rounding

Maggoty , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder what they smell like.

Almonds. Explosives smell like almonds. Or cow shit. Depends on the kind.

Fedizen , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

The medical system ended up using the metric system anyway

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the DMV, DMV did not understand sovcit.

The government created this form and then hid it from us but I managed to sneak it out of the DMV unscathed to bring it to you!

“Gosh, it must be legit.”

DMBFFF , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?
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How many centimeters in a kilometer?

How many inches in a mile?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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American answer: “Shut up, Euro-freak. I’m trying to watch Big Bang Theory reruns.”

misterundercoat ,

Nobody knows

MissJinx , to lemmyshitpost in Rule gott
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Mein Kampf

jg1i , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

It’s possible! We can switch! I’m US born and raised and I voluntarily switched to metric in college. It took me maybe we few months to start building an intuition for Celsius, grams, liters, and meters. And that was with me in isolation. I would imagine it would be much faster if everyone else was also transitioning.

Over the years, other people have asked me about this and I’ve been shocked at how many people don’t realize most of the world uses metric. Someone asked why I was using “Mexico units” once… Also, I’ve met lots of people who think the US invented inches, pounds, etc, which is… uh… interesting. The arguments y’all are having here are way more advanced than what I’ve run into.

For anyone who wants to voluntarily switch, I highly recommend not to convert between imperial and metric. Just read the metric number and that’s it. The weather says it’s 25c outside? Don’t convert to F. Go outside, experience 25c. Over time you’ll build an intuition. Smartphones and computers have made the switch easier these days.

Of course, until we all switch you’ll really end up being bilingual…

jg1i , to lemmyshitpost in What has he done to deserve this?

I stopped caring about British units in 1776! Metric all the way, baby! 🇺🇸 We decimalized their dumb ass currency and we need to finish the job with weights and measures! A vote for imperial units is a vote for red coats! Vote for me for President and I will liberate us from British tyranny! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅

houstoneulers , to cat in Fake it til you make it

Looks like he takes it seriously though

catsup , to memes in Coffee

What?

Fiivemacs , to aboringdystopia in He really wants to kill that platform lol

Capitalism is like Dog-strangling vine or swallowroot

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