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dwt , to cat in He kindly lets me know when breakfast is

Just like ours do…. Trampling all over us to check wether wearer still sleeping.

IsThisAnAI , to maliciouscompliance in Work from home

Good way to get fired and have nothing for it. Pyrrhic victory. You better have an escape plan when you get fired.

Rekorse ,

Some workplaces are so poorly run they dont even fire people clearly collecting paychecks.

Ive literally seen management prevent someone from being fired for telling off a customer and swearing at them, because “we need them!”.

IsThisAnAI , (edited )

You go ahead and make that bet.

IMO this is just employer revenge porn and would be almost overwhelmingly bad for the employees. Quit properly.

Rekorse ,

Plenty of people are making that bet. Work from home is important to a lot of people and its not something you can take away without employees seeing it as a pay cut.

So if my pay is being cut, and you are taking an extra 2 hours of my day in commute again, then I guess that becomes my reward for hard work?

To be fair the dynamics do change from business to business. My current one is a good example of making poor decisions with workforce and not expecting the blowback.

IsThisAnAI ,

Okay. Neat. What does that have to do with a tantrum and going on unemployment over spite vs finding a new job?

Rekorse ,

I’m saying unemployment isn’t actually a risk. You just keep saying it is. Plenty of people ride dying companies into the dirt and move on, its not a crazy scenario to imagine.

IsThisAnAI ,

Sure, work at shitty companies for low pay for the rest of your life 🤷‍♂️

HatchetHaro ,
@HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

lmao capitalist bootlicker

IsThisAnAI ,

👌👍🤡

flerp ,

Now you’re on about low pay, what are you even talking about? Changing companies is the best thing for increasing salary and you’re here acting like a child terrified of losing your job… have you ever even worked at a company on salary? You sound like you’re talking about something you are clueless about. Stop being so afraid, go change jobs.

IsThisAnAI ,

Seems to me none of you understand the order of operations best for not being poor and broke. Never said you shouldn’t leave.

marx2k ,

IMO this is just employer revenge porn

You’re literally in a sub for that.

Honytawk ,

Those companies aren’t worth staying at anyway.

Plenty of good companies that don’t mistreat their employees.

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in Just $99?

Needs one more square on the right-hand side saying “YES”.

Vinny_93 , to lemmyshitpost in ...

Usually this is paired with WordArt saying ‘what the hap is fuckening’

Rustmilian OP ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Felt more shitposty without text.

someguy3 , to programmer_humor in Junior dev VS FAANMG dev

I thought we decided FAANGM was better as FAGMAN.

MHanak ,

“Pepsiman” started playing in my head, but instead of pepsiman it was f****tman

sheepishly ,

It was the Batman theme for me. Na nanana na na... fagmaaaaannnn

TheKMAP ,

Facebook is Meta, no one cares about Microsoft.

So the acronym is MANGA

RizzRustbolt , to cat in He kindly lets me know when breakfast is

That’s why the smart cat parents grow a full beard and mustache. As a buffer against face-booping.

ceenote , to memes in Average US presidential debate

I’m concerned about the less rotted corpse employing living humans. Sounds like nepotism to me.

aaaaace , to assholedesign in Thanks, but I don’t need to know the weather in my personal space

Owned by IBM.

Vinny_93 , to lemmyshitpost in CAM ON

I would’ve won 130 euros if Bellingham would’ve just missed the ball

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Would've, Could've, Should've. Fact is that he didn't, so you didn't.

-- This crushing confrontation with reality was provided by Norgur's Hope Crushing Inc.; Use Code "apathy15" at checkout for an extra 15% off for our "Depression to go" package! Come get your hopes and dreams shredded to pieces today!

Vinny_93 ,

Facts have never really been my friend

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Every time somebody says something like “I could have done that” (especially if they’re being dismissive of somebody’s achievement), it brings me great pleasure to say “but you didn’t.”

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar
JoMiran , to startrek in November 29, 1964: Construction begins on the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC-1701.
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

What is this, a starship for ants?!?

HexesofVexes ,

“The Anterprise”

Paradachshund , to lemmyshitpost in CAM ON

I didn’t know baron harkonnen was a fan

MushuChupacabra ,
@MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar

Before taking on a leadership role, Vlady Harkonnen had a distinguished career as a midfielder in the Giedi Prime Premier League.

casmael ,

*giedi primier league

MushuChupacabra ,
@MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world avatar

My bad. My mother tongue is Chakobsa.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Listen, that’s no way to speak about the minister for sport and culture, he’s doing his best!

lath , to memes in Average US presidential debate

You discriminating against the dead? Lifeism enabler!

Objection ,

MY rotting corpse just has some stiff joints, that’s all.

jaybone ,

Your CIS corpse does not conform to my reanimation identity.

brax , to maliciouscompliance in Work from home

Yup, my work pulled the same Bullshit. I can work from home and we all worked from home through COVID… But now suddenly I can’t

So, there’s been a few times where the power’s gone out or something has happened that needs us at a remote location. They send the team home. The rest of the guys willingly go. I stay back and remind them that “gee, sorry. You guys have made it abundantly clear that I can’t work from home. All those times I had to take personal time… So yeah, no. I’ll just hang out here I guess until everything comes back up 🤷‍♂️”

PunnyName ,

Fuck yeah!

sukhmel ,

Makes me think that with the hybrid they expect to have the best of both worlds, while in fact it will likely be the opposite.

Besides, with a mandatory fixed amount of days per quarter it gets soooo bullshit, it’s not hybrid it’s just barely glorified office work

brax ,

Especially when the “hybrid” model involves more days in office than at home.

I guess execs don’t work when they’re at home and can’t handle not getting distracted, so they just assume the same for everyone.

sukhmel ,

Especially when the “hybrid” model involves more days in office than at home.

Wdym “especially”, of course it does /s but not really

EleventhHour , to lemmyshitpost in CAM ON
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

isn’t posting 4chan content kinda cheating here? lol

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

They also post Reddit content to 4chan

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

Lol

Jolteon , to programmerhumor in Junior dev VS FAANMG dev

Hey, it’s not like they’re errors or anything.

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