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zalack , to lemmyshitpost in Crazy how that works
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Lol, for some reason this made me think of a scene from The Good Place:

Hey. You look happy. You get laid last night? I didn't. Tried. Hard. This chick that I met after I followed her into a yoga class, but she wasn't into it. Maced me. Right in the eyes. Stung like hell. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Hey.

Achaeminus , to mildlyinteresting in In South Korea, some stores carry "one a day" bananas which are packaged in order of ripeness

In North Korea, one store carry “one a year” bananas which is packed in order of “loyalty to the leader points”

AceBonobo , to pics in Angry Lemming

Looks absolutely vicious

cryptkeepingogre , to mildlyinteresting in In South Korea, some stores carry "one a day" bananas which are packaged in order of ripeness

Now that is freaking cool.

tizeye OP , to aww in Love at first sight 🥰

Thank you. We are definitely in the awww state all the time!

tizeye OP , to aww in Love at first sight 🥰

Thank you. Her cuteness is distracting!

tizeye OP , to aww in Love at first sight 🥰

Yes. Just amazing dogs!

ClassyHatter , (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in In South Korea, some stores carry "one a day" bananas which are packaged in order of ripeness
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Just buy bananas that are of the ripeness you like and put them in the fridge. They’ll easily last a week or two and tastes better too (my opinion). Don’t worry if the shell turns brown, the insides are still good. Place them in some kind of container (plastic bag will do) when you store them in fridge and they’ll probably last a month if not more (I wouldn’t know, I always eat them sooner).

When storing in fridge, the low temperature slows down ripening but oxygen causes the shell to turn brown. When the shell is brown enough it will start to ruin the insides. The plastic bag, or other airtight or near airtight container, reduces the amount of oxygen that gets to the bananas. When there’s less oxygen to turn the shell brown the bananas will last who knows how long. In room temperature the shell and the insides will ripen about at the same rate, and usually pretty fast.

Cabrio ,

This is what I do. People have gotten so used to commercially produced unripe fruit that they get turned off by actually ripe fruit. I had a friend think my bananas were going off because they smelled what a ripe banana is supposed to for the first time in their life. This person was 34 years old.

Nefyedardu , to linuxmemes in It took a lot of work, but I've created the definitive Linux distro flowchart

I was a huge distro hopper until I started using immutable distros. One thing no one tells beginners is that you do have to maintain your system more on Linux than other OSs because Linux gives you the rope to hang yourself with. I would always bloat my OS and things would get unruly, everything would slow down or become unstable and I would lose track of how I had everything set up. Immutability make things so much cleaner.

Emu , to lemmyshitpost in Crazy how that works
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Wait are you being serious? He’s clearly joking

NarrativeBear ,

Ya, Hugh doesn’t own a coffee shop!?

soviettaters , to mildlyinfuriating in My ancestry.com experience in a nutshell

Clearly, you aren’t a super white American. My family tree got filled up easily up until the 1600s because I have a bunch of family members with nothing better to do than catalog our family tree. Apparently one half of my family came from Scotland in the 16th century so I can claim that I’m Scottish-American now.

paleasswhiteguy ,

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

Source: actual Scot

mun_man ,

I think its so funny hearing people are American (whatever country their grandpappy came from) 😂

staceybassoon ,
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We’re just looking for something cooler than “I’m American.”

Cethin ,

It’s because American doesn’t tell you anything about where your ancestry is from. You could be from anywhere in the world and be American. Scottish is a pretty specific things, as is just about any other nationality.

I still only say I’m American even though my family is largely from Scotland. WV Appalachian (I think Appalachian in general) has a large percentage of Scottish ancestry, and it also shares the same mountain range interestingly enough.

Senex ,
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Username checks out.

Caboose12000 , to lemmyshitpost in Please don't post this on your campus.

these are really funny, will your library actually display these?

ilex OP ,
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Absolutely not. These should not be posted in any library. Do not print them out and tape them next to the elevators.

Tangent5280 ,

You can’t tell me what to do! I’m going to print them out and tape them next to every elevator I can find!

ilex OP ,
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ZagamTheVile , to mildlyinfuriating in Crappy band removes guitarist from photo when he can no longer perform due to healh reasons

Someone described them as a Titty Bar Band and that’s the most perfect description of anything ever.

blackluster117 , to lemmyshitpost in Great. I'm a mouse.
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Reading this on Lemmy adds another layer of irony I can’t deal with on a Sunday morning.

GladiusB ,
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DrNeurohax , to news in This is not a forecast for 50 years time, it’s happening today.
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Just thought I'd add this report from the AZ health department. This breaks down the factors MUCH better and comes to a similar, but not quite as extreme, conclusion. Only part is normalized for population, but it gives an idea of how to scale the numbers.

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