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Turd_Ferg , to memes in That's not what I meant
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Imagine getting sucked into that and then learning about student loan bailouts

MinusPi , to lemmyshitpost in Automation

I fucking hate that extraversion is a measured trait 🙄

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I hate that they think bookshelves are an indicator for it

MindTraveller ,

It’s from the OCEAN model of personality, which is currently the most widely accepted model. It’s received less criticism than myers-briggs and astrology.

A_Chilean_Cyborg ,
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It’s received less criticism than myers-briggs and astrology.

That’s not a high bar to meat.

MindTraveller ,

Of course it isn’t. Measuring personality is impossible. All personality models are wrong, and they always will be.

MonkderDritte ,

Well, not impossible, but only via long-term exposure possible.

hwW37 ,

is it a high bar to vegetable? i would simply downvote but there is no option

RokAlamSeth ,

Should’ve gotten better genes from your parents then. Too bad you turned out to be the fastest swimmer. We really missed out on the next Einstein and got… you 🤢

Rustmilian , to lemmyshitpost in Too many to choose from!
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Where’s the “throw yourself down the stairs”?

Lost_My_Mind ,

Thats only for russian political opponents of the kremlin.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

When there’s no robots nearby to protect you from the Terrible Secret of Space.

NeptuneOrbit , to insanepeoplefacebook in Why do they never think people can stack rocks?

Maybe they really did independently discover some masonry! We will never know!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Individual cultures coming up with the idea of carving and stacking stones? Independently? Without the help of aliens or an Aryan progenitor race?

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Too many to choose from!

The first one doesn’t even have a fire. Maybe they have super powers and blew out the fire already and now flies away to their next thing

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s for the fireproof floor. But it lets you know where to go when there are fires above the fireproof floor.

If there are fires below the fireproof floor, stay on the fireproof floor.

lugal ,

Thanks for clarification!

TootSweet , to memes in Hey she tried her best ok

Someone needs to teach me this trick of buying pizza with the pizza’s own money.

“Dominoes hates this one weird trick.”

NESSI3 , (edited )

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odium ,

Don’t you usually pay ahead of time for curbside pickup?

cm0002 ,

They’re saying that if you time it right, they won’t get/hear the notification that you’ve checked in and you can slide into the right spot. Wait awhile and then you’ll get refunded because you were “waiting so long”

Which it can work TBH, it just won’t be a reliable method by any means

yngmnwntr ,

This is why there are spaces clearly marked for curbside pickup. If you’re not in one of the designated spaces and try to pull this you will not get free food.

PopShark ,

I can just imagine pulling up to the nearby “regular” spot when doing pickup and the restaurant/store employee just glaring angrily at me lol

Pat_Riot ,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

No, you see the joke is that teachers aren’t people.

PopShark ,

I think the joke is teachers are Italian but I don’t get this joke it’s too sophisticated for me

assassinatedbyCIA ,

You can do this with the amazing power of gun and balaclava.

themusicman ,

Oh, it wasn’t bought… It was bough

Empricorn ,

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they’re really saying “the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money”. I know not everyone cares, but that’s how our weird language works…

slacktoid , to linuxmemes in Debian used to be so good. What happened!?
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

Sounds like you need to be using slackware.

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in Too many to choose from!
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There

Has

Got

To

Be

A

Way

Burning down the house

FlyingSquid OP ,
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If I live somewhere with that sign, I will be wearing this every day:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ec9b9513-588c-4bc4-8f24-4a421e68040f.png

CodexArcanum ,

Everybody… Get! In! Line!

disguy_ovahea , (edited )

I 100% support this if you commit to starting every morning deflated and slowly inflate throughout the day.

Stop Making Sense was the first VHS tape I ever damaged from overplaying. It’s also possible it took some impact/magnetic tape damage from me carrying it in a backpack to friends’ houses. Either way, that was one well-loved tape.

klemptor ,
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No visible means of support and you have not seen nothing yet

PythagreousTitties , to memes in Hey she tried her best ok

I once bought little prize things for my team. Nothing special, stress balls in funny shapes and things like that.

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

MrJameGumb ,
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I got a job once at this little video production company, and everyone was always trying to find pens. I’m pretty sure this one smart ass there was stealing them just because he thought it was funny that no one could ever find one…

Anyway, it was probably my second week on the job and I got pissed off because there were like 10 cups that were supposed to have pens in them at all times and I couldn’t find a single one, so I went to the grocery store across the street and bought like 3 boxes of pens and filled all the cups again with the warning that these were my pens that everyone was welcome to use but if they all went missing I would start keeping them locked in my car. Everyone seemed happy to have pens again.

I got hauled into the managers office 2 hours later and questioned as to why I spent my own money on office supplies, why I didn’t just requisition more pens, told never to do that again and handed a check for $11 for “stationary supplies”.

That was the last time I ever bought anything for anybody at work ever again lol

PythagreousTitties ,

Haha yes! You did the right thing though. It’s all about timing. I knew my team needed the dumb prizes that week/month for the extra goodwill. You knew everyone needed goddamn pens.

How long would it have taken to get that done going through management?

“So I spoke to manager X and they said we’ll have pens in a couple weeks” doesn’t exactly inspire anything.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

People had been complaining about the pens since my first day there lol all the pens I bought were gone after about a month and they all went back to complaining again. I think one of the managers supplied a single 10 pack of pens once the whole time I worked there. I just kept a box of my own in my car for me to use lol

PythagreousTitties ,

“Fuck it, I’ll do it myself” is, in my experience, a great way to get ahead at work. No one likes the manager that doesn’t look out for thier people.

cm0002 ,

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

It was because they had a form you could have filled out and gotten it paid for without any fuss right?..right??

PythagreousTitties ,

Oh yeah… absolutely. They would have, uh, green lit it “immediately”

Zagorath ,
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stress balls in funny shapes and things like that.

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

Next time don’t buy squishy dicks for work colleagues.

KeenFlame , to lemmyshitpost in Automation

I don’t understand why anyone writing, reading or commenting on this think a bookshelf would not change the outcome? Like what do you people think these ml models are, human brains? Are we still not below even the first layer of understanding?

SkyNTP ,

The problem is the hysteria behind it, leading people to confuse good sounding information with good information. At least when people generally produce information they tend to make an effort to get it right. Machine learning is just an uncaring bullshitting machine, that is rewarded on the basis of the ability to fool people (turns out the Turing test was a crappy benchmark for practice-ready AI besides writing poems), and VC money hasn’t reached the “find out” phase of that looming lesson, when we all just get collectively exhausted by how underwhelming the AI fad is.

KeenFlame ,

Yeah, the hysteria is definitely the problem. Can’t say that I agree that the technology is underwhelming, though. It can generate, practically anything fast and with guidance and it’s just interesting that nobody really understands how. It’s a paradigm shift for creative work. Producing music or art will continue to change a lot from this. Using the technology to analyse personalities during job interviews is so fundamentally idiotic, because a generative system is a brainstorming tool, not analytical nor accurate. And just so wrong that it feels like it’s actually the work of someone malicious.

capt_wolf , to memes in Hey she tried her best ok
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

And, to this day, I still crave that super thin wedge of pizza once in a while.

Haus ,

They’re good for those times when, you know, you want to eat 2,000 of something.

cinabongo , to lemmyshitpost in Get sorted...

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

nonfuinoncuro ,

I dunno if the next pane is doing any better

ShaunaTheDead , to lemmyshitpost in Planetary travel guide

Every other planet looks like shit. Another W for Earth, the best planet in the universe! (as far as we know)

owenfromcanada , to linuxmemes in Vim
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

When your mom says you’re not getting out of cleaning this time…

LeroyJenkins , to memes in Hey she tried her best ok

I used to prostitute myself in class for people’s slices

cheese_greater ,

Sex buys

LeroyJenkins ,

a slice a suck I used to say

Holyginz ,

But just one singular suck per slice right?

Empricorn ,

I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

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