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habanhero , to lemmyshitpost in I'm okay with this. It's Kenough for me.

I’m onboard with this Kenergy.

Gestrid , to lemmyshitpost in full tank 🚗

D:

polyfire , to aww in Sisu

There is a movie called sisu. It’s a pretty epic action movie. Worth a watch if you’re into that kinda thing.

kokesh OP ,
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She want through a lot before she was born, hence the name en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu

oo1 , to lemmyshitpost in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

the gum is the worm, the worm is the gum.

ape_arms , to cat in Moments before a fight

Five bucks says the Tortie takes him.

TwoBeeSan OP ,

Any time she wins he allows her. She’s too small to be anything more than a nuisance to the white one.

Rhaedas ,
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Judge me by my size, do you? We've got a mother cat who is much smaller than the boys. Guess who rules the house. Sure the big cat would have the advantage, but only if it realizes it has the advantage.

TwoBeeSan OP ,

Lol that is too funny. The male lived on the streets for too long. The tortie was a baby when we got her so she’s always been jn the little sister role.

SolarNialamide ,

Haha so true. A friend of mine used to have two big tomcats and a little puffball void girl. Guess who was the boss in that household lol. She had those boys under her paw

hactar42 , to lemmyshitpost in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

Or an insanely cute one. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute tiny bears. Like something between an actual bear and a tardigrade.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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May I remind you, they also come in giant size.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/55d97964-45a3-41f6-aad5-cae24458b753.png

hactar42 ,

I could deal with cat size bears

ubermeisters ,
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we call those “racoons”

MrSnowy ,

Trash pandas bears

VindictiveJudge ,
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I would not be surprised if cat sized bears are less dangerous than cat sized cats.

_stranger_ ,
Akasazh ,
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I’m ready to ditch imperial for this dachshund-based measuring system. And I do not even use imperial.

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  • Akasazh ,
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    Not really, my wiener will be the same size regardless of the measuring system, be it imperial, banana based or dachshund based.

    The fallic nature of the worm you just measured in dachshunds, that’s another matter entirely.

    ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Avoid the waters near Sweden while in the gummyverse, just trust me.

    Fwow13 , to memes in simpler times
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    Now… It’s when I hear my wife stirring 😴🫣

    namnnumbr , to programmerhumor in Every tech company rn

    It’s not just every tech company, it’s every company. And it’s terrifying - it’s like giving people who don’t know how to ride a bike a 1000hp motorcycle! The industry does not have guardrails in place and the public consciousness “chatGPT can do it” without any thought to checking the output is horrifying.

    szczuroarturo ,

    Basically the internet.

    time_fo_that ,

    We really need some sort of regulation to prevent AI from catastrophically fucking up everything lol

    AlmightySnoo , to pics in Holiday photo
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    Kikkertje ,

    Looks like retiree heaven to me!

    gon , to lemmyshitpost in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.
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    gummyverse

    AlataOrange , to lemmyshitpost in I do not wish to live in the Gummy Universe.

    Sugar-hulud

    Bless the Maker and His sweetness.

    Bless the coming and going of Him.

    May His passage cleanse the world.

    May He keep the world for His people.

    ScrollerBall ,

    I must not get diabeetus.

    Diabeetus is the mind-killer.

    Diabeetus is the little death that brings foot amputations.

    I will face my insulin injection.

    I will let it pass over me and through me.

    And when it has gone past, I will turn the test strip to see my blood-sugar.

    Where the diabeetus has gone there will be nothing.

    Only Wilford Brimley will remain.

    whois , to lemmyshitpost in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

    Well, Lemmy users lately are reddit users. These users have been doing their best to turn Lemmy into what they recognize from reddit. And as everyone knows reddit users are porn sick.

    ass_destroyer ,

    Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind.

    – Tim Berners-Lee

    whois ,

    wise words from ass_destroyer

    Nepenthe ,
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    Putting the collide in large hadron collider

    SocialMediaRefugee ,

    Even the ancient days of usenet were full of smut

    Crismus ,

    I kind of miss those old Usenet days. Being 16 and waiting most of the night for a picture to load was great.

    Back when I made sure to download the progressive JPEG, because loading single line top to bottom was hell. Unless there was a chance that the phone would be picked up, then I wanted regular JPEG, because then when I lost connection I still would have most of a picture.

    You never knew what you were going to get.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    In the early 90s, when I was a teen, I accessed the internet through the computer lab, downloaded tons of porn at a higher rate, uploaded the pics to local BBSes, got a huge ratio, downloaded tons of pirated games and had lots of porn. I was a genius back then. Not so much now.

    Agent641 ,

    Some days it would take ten whole minutes to download a handcrafted ascii art boob.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Lemmy is, very specifically, a Reddit clone.

    whois ,

    You could say the same about rdrama.net

    Disgusted_Tadpole , to memes in Sadly True
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    Mine didn’t wait the end of the exam

    neptune , to memes in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

    The shit posters drive a wedge in a community and the people who don’t like the “innocent” jokes leave. This makes fertile ground for ideological take over. Rinse and repeat in Fandoms, subreddits, message boards, etc.

    letsgocrazy ,

    Alternatively, the people who are so brittle that shit-posting causes them to somehow turn on half of the community were always going to volatile puritans.

    neptune ,

    What? Maybe some people join communities for fun and togetherness. Not amateur hour jew jokes or whatever.

    letsgocrazy ,

    I agree. But the discussion was shit-posting, not racist jokes, or am I missing something?

    neptune ,

    A careful read of the meme shows were talking about edgy, borderline right wing shit postings.

    UsernameIsTooLon ,

    Except it’s not so black and white. Crude jokes can be funny and unfunny. Shit-posting is one thing but offensive jokes just often repeat themselves and I can understand wanting something new every now and then.

    Kaped ,
    neptune ,

    Very enlightening meme you have added to the conversation.

    isVeryLoud ,

    Schizo*

    RecklessDwark ,

    “Everyone who disagrees with my narrow worldview is mentally unwell, and other stories for children on the internet”

    Written by self-isolation With illustrations by social media Featuring a forward by my racist uncle who would sneak me beers at family picnics

    gothicdecadence ,

    Relevant video

    youtu.be/P55t6eryY3g

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/P55t6eryY3g

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    hevov ,

    Thanks, with piped I can watch the video in the EU without loging in.

    vector ,

    attabot

    Kronusdark ,
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    I totally anticipated an Innuendo Studios link and wasn’t disappointed. Bravo.

    vector ,

    oh I havent been aware of them, what a great watch.

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