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Sinister_Grape , to pics in We visited the Falkirk Wheel last month! It lifts 500 tonnes 80ft into the air using only 1.5KWh of power (it's actually energy N•m/s).
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Now this… this is content.

Mog_Spawn , to pics in I took a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge
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Amazing picture!

iByteABit , to mildlyinfuriating in This woman in front of me during Kendrick Lamar
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This is pretty standard in concerts, just shove your way through some people to go someplace better

doppelgangmember , to pics in The thrill of getting a new toaster for your wedding anniversary

Getting toasted, let’s have a toast!

reclipse , to pics in We visited the Falkirk Wheel last month! It lifts 500 tonnes 80ft into the air using only 1.5KWh of power (it's actually energy N•m/s).
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@chatgpt tell me about Falkirk Wheel.

Mechanismatic , to linuxmemes in Some trouble
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“Okay, I switched to Linux, now I’m getting this error message: _______.”

“Install ______.”

“It gives me this error now: ______.”

“You have to update the _____ library first.”

“It won’t let me.”

“You have to use sudo.”

“It tells me to clone the git via the command line, but git says verifying login from command line isn’t supported any more.”

“You’re following seven year old instructions.”

“They’re the only instructions I can find.”

“You should switch to this other flavor of Linux.”

diskmaster23 ,

TIHI

dorkian_gray , to aww in Lookin very suspicious over there.
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Puppy hit “x” to doubt so hard the button was reduced to its constituent atoms 😂

doppelgangmember , to pics in I took a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge

More like the Golden Gate dickk but no fr nice shot

doppelgangmember , to programmerhumor in That does not look like a secure parking spot

Run far away

Marsupial , to fediverse in There's no karma? [OC]
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But there is karma?

Bingohas , to fediverse in threads is already going great 💀

Holy shit, they launched Threads pre-enshittified. Massive time saver if you ask me.

Hexagon ,

We’re only halfway through 2023, but I already decided to make “enshittification” word of the year for me.

Actually, screw that! Make it word of the decade!

Etterra ,

I suspect they had to jump on it when Elon shat the bed over the weekend. Suckerberg probably saw that disasterpiece and was like “quick, spit-shine the dev build and go live!”

Double_A , to nostupidquestions in My laptop came with Office pre-installed but I have this banner showing up every time I open it, is there a way to disable it for good?
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Where the fuck did you get your laptop…

auhu ,
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My 2nd hand laptop seller had the decency to crack the preloaded software before selling it to me. His remote access tool wasn't too resource-intense either.

jcg ,

And the botnet software only uses 5% CPU so I don’t even notice

why_rob_y ,

Was he frugal with how he spent your bank funds, Steam wallet, and crypto?

spittingimage , to cat in His name is Mack (The Knife)
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Do you read Alan Moore comics? There’s a page at the back of one of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen books about the song Mack the Knife. Apparently it’s an old traditional British song about a real person, a sailor named McHeath. When he was in port, London prostitutes used to hire him to kill rivals.

Maybe your cat would be interested to know this.

cyberpunk007 , to piracy in preach

Well paying for it is essentially leasing it, piracy is neither. So…

spicysoup ,
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so lease deez nutz

Yoz , to aww in Lookin very suspicious over there.

That’s so cute

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