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supernovae , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

My response would be “This must be illegal under GDPR”

bleistift2 ,

What makes you think this? There’s no “Right to uninstall software”.

TheOhNoNotAgain ,

You could fill the report with loads of sensitive personal information and then report them…

bleistift2 ,

…for handling information that you volunteered?

ReadyUser31 ,

Doesn’t matter if you volunteered it, they still have to treat it responsibly.

Ansis100 ,

Wait a minute, you’re saying that in every web input field I develop, I have to create checks to make sure the entered value isn’t personal data? Boy, that will add quite a bit of work.

ReadyUser31 ,

If you hold any data about people in Europe then that falls under GDPR, regardless of what the data is. It does get more complex if they data is sensitive or confidential.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ll defend everybody’s right to run Arch or Manjaro then they are in full control of what software runs on their kernel.

kadu ,
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  • crocodileneptune ,

    They lost? Do you have a source? I don’t think you can downgrade e.g iOS 16 to 14 on supported devices?

    ObviouslyNotBanana , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Faceroll

    LittleKerr , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
    @LittleKerr@lemmy.world avatar

    Hope you wrote “fuck you” in at least 20 languages

    FlashMobOfOne , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
    @FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

    This is the moment where you paste in some porn fanfic.

    odium ,

    Tags: mpreg, gore, scat, every other cursed tag

    Geometric7792 ,

    hagrid / sorting hat is my personal favorite

    nitefox ,

    Link please

    capt_wolf ,
    @capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

    “UwU What’s this!?” full copypasta

    toastedenough ,

    Why did i look this up, why did i

    odium , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

    My feedback: fuck you, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    slazer2au ,

    Or just fuck you with U repeating till the character limit.

    ciko22i3 ,
    @ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Ask ChatGPT to generate long review without actually saying anything of value.

    jayandp ,

    There once was a browser called Comodo

    That promised to be fast and modo

    But it was so slow and full of woe

    That it made its users go loco

    RamesesKnibs ,
    @RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world avatar

    Title: A Meandering Exploration of Comodo Dragon Browser: A Chimerical Conundrum

    Introduction:

    In the intricate tapestry of the digital realm, where information surges with fervor and curiosity dances with possibility, one seeks a companion, a guide, a vessel through which to traverse the vast expanses of the internet. Enter Comodo Dragon Browser, an enigmatic entity that beckons with promises of security, speed, and serenity. Here, dear reader, we embark upon a verbose voyage, delving into the ethereal depths of this browser, attempting to unravel its enigmatic essence. Prepare yourself for a verbose reverie of words, meandering through the alleys of ambiguity, while occasionally punctuating the prose with polysyllabic gems.

    Aesthetics and Design:

    At first glance, Comodo Dragon Browser presents a visage that lies betwixt the ethereal and the prosaic, as if forged from the finest digital artisans of our time. Its interface, a symphony of pixels, harmonizes with the eye, bathed in a palette that dares to meld the hues of timeless elegance with the whispers of modernity. The layout, though not without its quirks, resembles a labyrinthine jigsaw puzzle, each piece interlocking with meticulous precision. Yet, beneath the facade of grandeur, one finds a maelstrom of conflicting sensibilities, resulting in a paradoxical amalgamation of charm and convolution.

    Performance and Speed:

    Like a sprightly stallion galloping through the verdant meadows of technological prowess, Comodo Dragon Browser embraces the mantle of swiftness with ardor. Its load times, akin to the blink of a myopic owl, are nothing short of astounding. Alas, despite its relentless quest for celerity, the browser occasionally stumbles upon obstacles, a tangled web woven by the whims of fate. This fickle dance between promptness and perplexity, though poetic in its own right, might leave the user yearning for a more consistent experience.

    Security and Privacy:

    In the labyrinthine world of online vulnerabilities, Comodo Dragon Browser emerges as a valiant sentinel, brandishing its shield of security with resolute determination. It pledges to guard your digital footsteps from prying eyes and shadowy hackers, imparting a sense of calm amidst the chaos. Encryption, firewalls, and safeguards, all woven together with the deftness of a digital tapestry artist, form the backbone of this browser’s security arsenal. However, like the unpredictable whispers of the wind, a sense of doubt persists, as if the gates of privacy might not be as impregnable as they purport to be.

    Features and Customization:

    Comodo Dragon Browser, much like the mythical chameleon, adapts to the whims of its user, offering a myriad of features and customization options. From tab management to ad-blockers, from password managers to incognito modes, the browser is a cornucopia of digital tools that empowers the user with a sense of control. Nevertheless, amidst the plethora of possibilities, a confounding labyrinth emerges, an intricate mosaic of bewildering menus and options, leaving the user to navigate a convoluted path in pursuit of simplicity.

    Conclusion:

    In the grand tapestry of digital browsers, Comodo Dragon Browser stands as an enigmatic figure, its allure intertwined with a mosaic of contradictions. It beckons with its elegant aesthetic, tantalizes with its promise of speed and security, and captivates with its plethora of features. Yet, beneath the veneer of charm lies a complex web of ambiguity, occasionally entangling the user in a quandary of convolution. Ultimately, the choice to embark upon this esoteric expedition rests with the discerning user, who must decide whether the allure of Comodo Dragon Browser’s chimerical conundrum is a siren’s song or a symphony worth embracing.

    lackthought ,
    @lackthought@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I got be honest, that makes me want to try out Comodo Dragon Browser

    theUnlikely ,

    I can’t believe I read the whole thing

    xodiak ,

    (From ChatGPT)
    Long review without actually saying anything of value:

    I find it imperative to delve into the intricacies and nuances of the subject matter at hand. It is only through this meticulous examination that one can truly appreciate the multifaceted nature of the topic. By considering every aspect, both overt and covert, I aim to present a comprehensive evaluation that reflects a discerning analysis.

    Let me begin by stating that the topic I am reviewing is undoubtedly captivating. Its allure transcends traditional boundaries and beckons the audience to indulge in its myriad offerings. The breadth of its scope is truly impressive, and it effortlessly weaves a tapestry of intrigue that captivates the senses.

    Upon initial inspection, one is immediately struck by the sheer magnitude of the subject. Its influence reverberates through time, echoing the aspirations and dreams of countless individuals. It engenders a sense of wonder and curiosity that compels the seeker to venture further into its depths, unraveling the layers of mystery concealed within.

    The surface-level impressions are undoubtedly impressive, and it is only upon closer examination that the true essence of the subject begins to reveal itself. The subtleties and nuances that lie beneath the facade gradually emerge, painting a vivid portrait that is both thought-provoking and evocative. Each brushstroke contributes to the grandeur of the masterpiece, adding depth and dimension to an already captivating tableau.

    Yet, as I navigate the labyrinthine corridors of this topic, I cannot help but ponder the meaning behind the seemingly profound statements and elaborate intricacies. Is there a hidden message lurking beneath the surface, or are we merely grasping at ephemeral wisps of substance? The answer remains tantalizingly elusive, further fueling the fervor of inquiry.

    The subject at hand embodies a fusion of intellectual discourse and sensory stimulation. It traverses the boundaries of traditional thought, challenging preconceived notions and beckoning the mind to expand beyond its self-imposed limitations. It demands an active engagement, enticing the individual to contemplate its implications and unravel its enigmatic nature.

    Through its tapestry of words, imagery, and emotions, this topic provokes a visceral response, igniting the fires of inspiration within the recesses of the soul. It invites the audience to participate in a grand symphony of ideas, harmonizing disparate elements into a cohesive whole. The crescendo builds with each passing moment, reaching a climax that leaves one breathless and yearning for more.

    AuginTuga34 ,

    This is flippin great actually xD

    ohlaph ,

    Epic choice

    toastedenough ,

    Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped

    lemann ,

    Someone made a ChatGPT lemmy bot, forgot the username though lol. Would’ve been handy to ask it…

    Fondots , to pics in Peafowl at the zoo [OC]

    My sister used to work at a zoo, they had a peacock that wandered around the zoo property freely, I want to say his name was Hank.

    The zoo’s dirty secret though, was that they actually had 2 peacocks, both named Hank. That way, no matter which peacock you saw around the zoo, an employee could confidently point him out and tell you “that’s Hank”

    Luckily the two peacocks didn’t tend to bother with each other and were rarely in the same place at the same time, so most people would never know about their clever ruse.

    DandomRude OP ,
    @DandomRude@lemmy.world avatar

    This one walks around freely as well. I don’t know his name though. So let’s just call him Hank.

    DandomRude OP ,
    @DandomRude@lemmy.world avatar

    Zoom in to find Hank II

    rodhlann ,
    @rodhlann@kbin.social avatar

    Sneaky Hank

    Jakra ,

    Hank II is hiding in the bushes like a perv!

    igorlogius , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
    @igorlogius@lemmy.world avatar

    c/AssholeDesign

    b3nsn0w ,
    @b3nsn0w@pricefield.org avatar

    the lemmy way of linking a community is like this: !assholedesign. i assume, at least, because there are supposedly other communities by the same name on different servers, so this is both unambiguous and works well for people not on the same instance as the server

    GamerBoy705 , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

    If I was to be forced to write that, maybe the people that read the feedback will either have a blast or be disgusted, lol.

    Confused_Emus , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

    Just mush your face into the keyboard, roll it around a bit, and submit whatever comes out.

    bionicjoey ,

    It generates valid feedback in Polish or Welsh!

    DarkenLM ,
    Moops ,

    I see you too are wise in the ways of REGEX syntax.

    Boozilla , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
    @Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

    Shit like this is what lorem ipsum is for.

    SpaceCadet ,
    @SpaceCadet@lemmy.world avatar

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  • mindbender444 ,

    Exactly! In fact if on advanced addition absolute received replying throwing he. Delighted consisted newspaper of unfeeling as neglected so. Tell size come hard mrs and four fond are. Of in commanded earnestly resources it. At quitting in strictly up wandered of relation answer.

    haulyard ,
    @haulyard@lemmy.world avatar

    Took me over ten words to realize I’d been had. sigh

    SmellyNinja ,
    @SmellyNinja@lemmy.world avatar

    Thought I was having a stroke reading this.

    TheGreenGolem ,

    They would probably experience my swear word vocabulary in very, very graphic and vulgar ways.

    CoderKat ,

    I think even then, they’d recognize fast that it’s just fake text. For maximum impact, get an LLM to generate a long winded but realistic sounding response. It’ll probably be obvious eventually that it was an LLM because their writing style is so distinct, but it takes much longer to recognize.

    IronDonkey ,

    That or a in depth description of your last bowel movement.

    crypticthree ,

    I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So, I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

    really , to aww in Void vs Void

    Amazon.

    matthewmercury , to pics in Baby Mask

    Baby mask doo doo doo doo doo doo

    lasagna , to mildlyinteresting in Two yellow Lamborghinis crashed in Singapore
    @lasagna@programming.dev avatar

    Isn’t this how baby lambergines are made?

    jacktherippah , to aww in This is not my cat, day 2

    Well, looks like you have a cat now buddy.

    bumbly , to pics in Uber: natural edition
    @bumbly@readit.buzz avatar

    Who is the passenger though?

    jesterraiin OP ,
    @jesterraiin@lemmy.world avatar

    Perhaps the real passengers were the friends we made along the way?

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