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TheMightyCanuck , to memes in 󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

But those god damn German subs look fun as hell with fire ass memes…

Too bad I can’t fucking speak German

mrmetaverse ,

There’s a German word for that “KannverdammtnochmalkeinDeutschsprechen”

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ooh ooh my favorite is ‘Backpfeifengesicht’

Revan343 ,

I can’t even tell if you’re joking because I also don’t speak German

haerrii , to programmerhumor in Emails are hard

It’s a german company. Be glad you are offered e-mails at all. The official german communication medium to this day is FAX.

Cobrachicken , (edited )

because it works, even in a crowdstrike

edit: typo

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Did the fax go down from CrowdStrike? No. The superior communication medium!

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Fax? I ain’t using that modern bullshit. I will be writing letters, just like in the good ol’ days.

Miaou ,

My HR told me I could no longer email bills, but instead had to give them the original paper. I’m afraid somebody there will have a heart attack when I tell them that that PDF file is the original.

PenisDuckCuck9001 , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

My life long dream is to lick a block of Berylium and see what it tastes like. Are you SURE this chart is accurate?

Viscirox , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

This looks like one of those sticky toy hands.

Chocrates ,

His feet are probably stupidly strong since his toes are splayed so much. Or he is standing weird.

kersploosh , to noncredibledefense in [draws pistol with malicious intent]
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

No gun, no problem. If you are wearing shoes you always have options.

George W. Bush dodging a show thrown at him during a press conference

PugJesus OP ,

Not with those lightning fast shrub reflexes!

mozz ,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

W was a piece of shit in many many ways, but you can't deny his humanity in that moment. Dude handled it like a champ and couldn't wait for whatever was coming after the second shoe. You could tell that was his favorite thing that ever happened in a press conference.

superkret ,

The guy who threw it still got thrown in prison, though.

sangriaferret ,

I love watching this video. The look of bewildered amusement on his face after the first shot is so relatable.

dgriffith ,

“Who throws a shoe? I mean, honestly, who?” - Austin Powers President Bush.

kersploosh ,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

W must have slept in a Holiday Inn Express the night before.

Anticorp ,

Say what you will about GWB, the man could certainly dodge a shoe!

mindbleach ,

He has impressive reflexes for a drunk who got off coke.

Still ate shit on a Segway.

ArcaneSlime ,

So did the guy who invented 'em!

Sibbo , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

It’s just someone’s foot 🤷‍♂️

kewwwi OP ,

correct

Varyk ,

Watch out!

This guy’s haviiiiing too much fun!

unexposedhazard , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

No, i dont think i will.

sxan , to linuxmemes in Btw
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I had to look that one up.

I admit, I’ve been using EndeavorOS everywhere that isn’t a server, and I’m not ashamed; like my doctor says: there’s no reward for being in pain; it’s not a contest.

blindbunny ,

I use Manjaro because I’m too lazy to install arch and I could never get endeavor to boot. I just wanna play Titanfall 2 and play with ardour and freecad don’t make fun of me 😅

FiskFisk33 ,

Completely valid,there´s nothing to make fun of here :)

someonesmall ,

It’s a good choice. Just avoid installing stuff from the AUR (at least no system packages)

FuglyDuck , (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

…. No reward?

Then your top is doing it wrong; just saying.

azvasKvklenko ,

What are you talking about? I wish I could do stuff like installing or managing my Arch installations more often, as it’s very relaxing and satisfying. The problem is, my installs never break and there’s nothing to do about them most of the time. I work in IT however and my job throws rocks at me all the time with some bullshit corporate software and horrible Sysadm/DevOps practices and boy’oboy is it frustrating….

BeefPiano , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got thrown out of court.

Bless your heart

Intrama , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this
@Intrama@lemmy.world avatar

Omg 😭

sxan , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got thrown out of court.
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

The amount of wishful thinking is honestly surprising to me, even though my expectations about these folks is already pretty low. It’s just… are all of the brain cells focused on keeping them breathing?

I totally get it. Nobody wants to pay taxes, or fees, and it’s getting harder for people to afford food much less car insurance, registration, emissions inspections, yadda yadda. The SovCit thing must be appealing. But, still, interpreting that situation like that? It seems like a new level of dumb.

imPastaSyndrome , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got thrown out of court.

top contributor

lars ,

makemesuffer

possiblylinux127 , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MEME-----

1000002713

I hid something in this image

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I see that fifth puppy u aint slick

Jerkface ,

What if I told you…? That’s right. Six puppies.

atx_aquarian ,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously? Some steganography going on in here?

possiblylinux127 ,

Yes

Its an app on F-droid

creditCrazy , to cat in Sinister
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

With one paw I do absolutely nothing and the other I raise this kibble and eat

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got thrown out of court.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, the case is dismissed. Go ahead and leave the country. Nothing could possibly happen at the airport.

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