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unreachable , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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Francisco , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

Yes!

My Xiaomi Redmi 11 keeps telling me the Calculator can’t use the network (why?) and keeps asking me to accept the privacy policy.

Also the app wallpaper - the one that changes the locked screen background image (important complex stuff /s) - also keeps asking me to accept the privacy policy.

And, as far as my reading of the policy goes, these privacy policies are just the one, it’s not a different one for each app.

orl0pl ,

Default Xiaomi ROM is shit

Aqarius , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

It’s possibly compliance. I know google requires you to have a privacy policy to even publish an app, no matter what.

dev_null ,

True. But this Google’s app so they don’t need to do anything.

rxin ,

It opens Google’s full privacy policy.

Aqarius ,

Huh. At least they dogfood, I’ll give them that.

BudgetBandit , to memes in Wha..?
massive_bereavement ,

It looks like teabags to me. But also this is the most Life-of-Brian-esque thing I've seen in a lalala long long li long long time.

https://youtu.be/deDlab6vFgg

RobotZap10000 ,

Damn it! You beat me to it.

CanadianCarl ,
BudgetBandit ,

Real men eat the real thing and have constipation 🪵

JimmyBigSausage , to memes in Wha..?

Life in hell it is.

lath , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

The calculator is collecting anonymous information about your calculations to calculate whether the operation operators are operating properly.

victorz ,

Operate on deez nutz.

radicalautonomy , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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They are just promising not to share with the government or any private entity that you are the idiot who had to use a calculator to find half of 17, just in case you were worried about someone finding out.

WanderingVentra , to newcommunities in Phrases that have marked your life - Lemmy.World - [email protected]

Interesting community name. What’s it about?

Serpente OP ,
@Serpente@lemmy.world avatar

The name means exactly what it is written. Have you ever heard or read a sentence that has particularly struck you, that has remained etched in your head and that perhaps has changed something in you, in your behavior, in your way of thinking about certain things?

Sibbo , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

You recently calculated 34*5+1. Do you want to buy a new washing machine?

Aurenkin , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

Something about this just doesn’t add up.

5wim ,

If only there was a way to get to the root of the problem.

zerofk ,

It will require our undivided attention.

prex ,

To get even.

VieuxQueb ,
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Those puns leave a negative impression

Emmie , (edited )

These puns sure did a number on me

totally_notAcat ,

I would like to clear them from my memory.

Burninator05 ,

I don’t know how to access that function.

Aceticon ,

Just put two and two together and you’ll get it.

henfredemars , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

I can’t even imagine what data there is to collect for an application this simple.

That privacy policy better be really short.

On the bright side, a simple calculator ought to have plenty of free and open source alternatives that don’t harvest any data.

thegr8goldfish ,

Every orher day I enter sets from my workout so my dumbass can remember when I have done 200 squats. My knees hurt.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Your calculator would like access to your contacts.

Your calculator would like permission to send and receive phone calls.

Your calculator would like permission to view and delete emails.

Please click AGREE to proceed.

Evotech ,

How else are we supposed to be able to share calculations to your social network???

takeda ,

There is also information that is provided that the phone no longer asks/announces.

Evotech ,

Whatever they can get their grubby hands on

Sibbo , (edited )

I believe it’s about how often the app is used. Advertisers label people with “gullible” and stuff like this, so when you use a calculator regularly, that may be a hint that you are not.

victorz ,

Or maybe that you are, if your dumb ass is entering basic-ass calculations. 😅

Sibbo ,

True. In the end, they are gonna use some statistical methods to find what is more true. Using also all the other data they have about you.

takeda ,

Well, everything else that’s not calculations.

This is why everyone is trying to have their app installed, there’s a lot of information that the phone provides, and now you no longer get warned what data is available.

victorz ,

That privacy policy better be really short.

Clicking through to the policy from within the app just sends you to the general policy across Google. Very long.

henfredemars ,

If we collect data and we do vaguely here’s what we might do which might include this other stuff that we might or might not do depending on what data is being collected.

victorz ,

That’s basically the language. It’s so vague and general/generic and it applies to all products, that it’s impossible to know what is being collected without sniffing the traffic (maybe?).

henfredemars ,

Why even have a privacy policy if it doesn’t specify what exactly is being covered and what’s being done with the data?

victorz ,

It’s so, so stupid.

dev_null ,

Same as for any app: crash reports, to fix issues.

I was curious so I installed it (it’s the Google calculator app), and it just links to the generic Google privacy policy. There is nothing specific to the Calculator.

j4k3 ,
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The reason the Linux kernel on Android does not have root and it is so challenging to hack the devices for the first time is because of how the user space is made.The entire premise of a device where the user is not required to understand graduate level computer science, networking, and operating systems, is based upon a simple principal. The mobile operating system is designed so that the app developer is essentially a user with the same privileges as the user. In practice, they are at the same access level but have far more knowledge about what that means and what they can do with it. The reason the root binary packages like su or sudo are not present is so that the app developer can not intentionally (or accidentally) take over the device completely. When the hardware manufacturer is done setting up the device’s OS, they log out with a script that removes all administrative access and any packages that can be used to import a new kernel binary like wget git or curl. The app developer is using a sandbox that is something like your user space sandbox. Within that app sandbox they have access to all kinds of stuff needed to configure almost any service, network, hardware access, or library they need in order to make their stuff work. This is what is being abused for data mining stalkerware. With Android, all applications are loaded into memory on boot. The excuse given is faster boot up of applications. In practice, this is a small fraction if a second difference with no bearing on your persistent mental level of comprehension. These apps are like users all traveling along with you in the background 24/7. Indeed, the integrated battery is a hacking exploit to maintain continuous operations of the stalkerware and promote users never fully power cycling their devices so that these apps remain uninterrupted. It is not about the calculator. It is about the stalkerware, which is ultimately ownership over a part of your digital person with the intent to manipulate, aka digital slavery. Search engines are not deterministic. There are only two relevant web crawlers and all search engines use these either directly or indirectly. This is the primary choke point where you can be easily manipulated with information, especially when combined with YouTube’s link to one of these crawlers. This is not banner ads, this is political opinions, foreign policy, and manipulation of information down to the individual scale. It is theft of autonomy. It is an attack on the third pillar of democracy - press/freedom of information. It always has been since the dawn of the free stalkerware internet. The fix is simple. The kernel modules and documentation for all hardware sold commercially must be open source. Anything less is ultimately theft of ownership, neo feudalism, and will lead to the end of democracy. THAT is the true weight of this tiny little message and annoyance. It is a much bigger issue than it first appears to be.

bizarroland , (edited ) to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

In the last year or so I've gotten into vinyl records, cheap weird ones from thrift stores and stuff I'd never be exposed to in my normal searches.

So much terrible music but every once in a while I'll find a gem of a song that I never would have ever heard otherwise, like the Gypsy Kings Volare:

https://youtu.be/D_TGGgkCLD8?si=0duiA_0ho7GFQGyZ

I said all of that to say, I have more music to dig through than I can believe. It takes an intentional act of will to put an album onto the player and play it. I'm lucky to get to listen to 1 album a week if that.

lars OP ,

I hated this song as a kid. I adoooooore it now.

bizarroland ,

For me it's kind of like I'll put down an album and it's mostly forgettable crap right? I mean the sixties and seventies put out a lot of good music but they also put out a lot of junk.

But then in the midst of all of this junk all of a sudden a song will come on and it catches your attention and forces you to listen to it and it is so compelling and captivating that you can't help but love it.

And right now it's about one out of every 10 random albums has a song like that, but I love finding them.

over_clox , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

If you type in 867-5309, Jenny will call you back!

Zier ,
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That's because she is very old and lives in a retirement home. She has nothing else to do but prank call people.

cheesymoonshadow , to risa in The Fifth Helmsman
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I was scrolling through my saved posts and came across this one, made me laugh all over again. Thanks so much for posting this gem.

teft , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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They want to monetize any proofs you find.

Now get to work crunching numbers.

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