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SexualPolytope , to lemmyshitpost in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

As funny as it is, seems like it’s a fake picture.

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

As funny as it is, seems like it’s a fake picture.

But it is a shitpost, no?

pseudo , to programmer_humor in HTML with Excel
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I’ve build entire databases/management tools out of Excel with following of administrative file completion, warning of due payment and KPIs. It was a pain to build but it kinda worked. Then I learn to build actual relational database and I went on rebuilding them on PostgreSQL… as a back, using Acess as front that would allow Excel-like usage and Excel export of the request response.
We can say what we want about Excel but it is working really well and people are already formed to use it or at least they are enough familiar with it so they are not nearly as frighten by the idea of learning Excel as they are to learn to read a single-table SELECT SQL statement.

JackbyDev , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

It’s a false dichotomy. Embrace polyamory.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Polyamory is what happens when too many type 2 people get together in one place though

JackbyDev ,

I’ll have you know I don’t have BPD, just ADHD!

captainlezbian ,

Yeah my polycule is all adhd no bpd (though one woman was misdiagnosed with it 20 some years ago). It’s great, nice and stable.

MachineFab812 ,

Big criteria overlap between BPD and Complex PTSD.

captainlezbian ,

Fair, and both she and I do have cptsd. But she’s autistic and traumatized. Apparently the doctors thought she was lying as a teenager when she said her mom was dating a “crack whore”.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Did. I’d rather be heart crushingly disappointed by one person at a time instead.

JackbyDev ,

I get that. I think there are higher highs and lower lows. I honestly can’t even begin to imagine what it’d be like dealing with two or more breakups at the same time.

xmunk , to programmer_humor in HTML with Excel

Oh, that’s an excellent way to start if you’re building a database in CSS.

Diplomjodler3 ,

What colour do you want your database to be?

Whelks_chance ,

In the shape of a kitten

odium ,

That’s fine as long as you don’t need it to be centered.

Opisek ,

Vertically AND horizontally, please.

MajorHavoc ,

“And do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?”

ByteOnBikes ,

css-tricks.com/css-database-queries/

  1. Use a hand-modified-to-ESM version of SQL.js, which is SQLite in JavaScript.
  2. Get a database ready that SQL.js can query.
  3. Build a Houdini PaintWorklet that executes queries in JavaScript and paints the results back to the screen in that <canvas>-y way that PaintWorklets do.
  4. Pass the query you want to run into the worklet by way of a CSS custom property.
herrcaptain ,
  1. Go straight to jail.

Edit: No idea what’s up with the formatting. In my app this shows as step 5 but it seems to render as step 1. Is the Lemmy DB done in CSS?

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

For me it shows as step 5, in Firefox on Android using web browser interface. Also I can view your source which shows as simply “5. Go…”, so it is definitely your app.

herrcaptain ,

Weird! Thanks for letting me know. I guess that’s what I get for using an app (Sync) that the developer abandons for months at a time.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

It’s not the best UI, but you can also view your comment from a standard web browser, just to see how it looks. The advantage to the web browser is that it is always by definition maximally up-to-date:-) - though its baseline functionality may still be lower than an app if the latter is done well.

awesome_lowlander ,

Problem in this case is the specification is vague on what the ‘correct’ thing to display is.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Lemmy is fine, it depends on the markdown parser/renderer. Markdown allows you to use any numbers for numbered lists and the renderer is supposed to display them corrected.

As you can imagine that leaves a lot of ambiguity

melvisntnormal ,

Put a slash before the dot, like 5.:

  1. Go straight to jail.

This is a Markdown issue really. Starting a line with a number and then a dot turns that line into an item in an ordered list. The most common behaviour (that I’ve seen) is to start that list from 1, regardless of what number is used. The intent is to make it easy to add items later without renumbering everything, for living documents at least.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

oh fuck off with this bullshit

salarua , to lemmyshitpost in Gaming battlestation
@salarua@sopuli.xyz avatar

the setup actually isn’t bad at all. using a soundbar is a nice touch. i would do something about the clutter though; you want a nice clean desk for gaming sessions. too bad we can’t see the chair, you need something like an office chair for maximum comfort and not a gaming chair, as they actually aren’t very good for your back

DannyBoy ,

Cable management is kinda butt though.

salarua ,
@salarua@sopuli.xyz avatar

true. gotta get one of those desks you see at schools, with the hole in the corner and the plastic cover

wreckedcarzz , to funny in A concerned mother
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

It bothers me that “Mom >” is centered and not “Mom” centered with the > jutting out a bit. It’s off center from the M above it.

DreamDrifter , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

Aside from not being Trump (which is a great trait), I know next to nothing about Harris. I know she’s a former prosecutor, and might be able to identify her if she showed up at my door

What else should I know about her (and should I be hopeful of her pushing any meaningful progressive policies)?

Sendpicsofsandwiches , to greentext in That's how we do it
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

Average chess.com player

Sam_Bass , to funny in How could this be?!

Took the mask off too

sabreW4K3 , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

5000 pages, including e-commerce integration and bespoke search. £500!

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

I don’t know some of those words, probably ought to say it’s 600 dollary-doos

Slovene ,

There isn’t that much money in the universe.

clark , to technology in New youtube layout?
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Idk why I find im a albatroz so funny

SuckMyWang , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

So why is this considered a crowdstrike issue and not a Microsoft fuckup?

Tartas1995 ,

Basically, crowdstrike wrote bad code that run as a driver, windows doesn’t like bad code in their drivers. Kernel level code is generally expected to run properly. crowdstrike’s kernel level code was really bad. Embarrassingly bad.

If the host creates a playlist and everyone can add their favorite song to the playlist, the host won’t be blamed if you add “erika”. People rightfully think you are an ignorant weirdo or a bad person, not the host.

InfiniteFlow ,
@InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world avatar

OTOH, if you build a playlist manager for playlists everyone can add to, you make sure nothing anyone adds will break it…

Eheran ,

Except that the playlists are super complex and there is no way to make sure. Like building an engine and having to make sure that no 3rd party accessory will break it. Like the parented “sand injector”.

Tartas1995 ,

Well do you want to have Microsoft approving EVERY driver for windows? Rip 3rd party open source drivers for retro hardware

pHr34kY ,

What do you think WHQL is?

The problem with CrowdStrike’s solution is that they got csagent.sys driver signed by WHQL, and the driver will download p-code from the internet and execute it. This allows them to push out changes without waiting for Microsoft approval.

The biggest problem occurs when you don’t sanitize your inputs and someone accidentally uploads a blank file padded with zeroes. The driver dereferences a null value, and crashes your system. Hard.

Tartas1995 ,

I don’t want to argue with you and I admit that my phrasing wasn’t ideal but I assumed that it was obvious that i was talking about everything that would be executed on the machine. Apparently it wasn’t.

pHr34kY ,

Ahh. Approving every piece of software would make them… Apple.

You did say “driver”, and Microsoft typically approves every single driver on the majority of PCs.

Serinus ,

They were legally not allowed to as part of an agreement to not be s monopoly and allow competition.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Windows: exists

Crowdstrike: stabs

You: why would Microsoft stab themselves?

fushuan ,

Windows: exists

Crowdstrike: exists

Windows: open belly, right here!

Crowdstrike: stabs

Crowdstrike released bad code into prod without giving it some hours of testing in local machines or whatever. Incredible fuckup, inimaginable. But, let’s not take blame out of Microsoft, if a driver is faulty the system should be resilient enough no to crap the bed on login. At least enough for IT to be able to remotely access the system and fix it. The manual work the IT world has had to do because it’s lost remote access to workstations is insane.

aptgetrekt ,

To be fair, kernel level access by third party software is kind of frowned upon in the Linux world. Ask any desktop Linux user how they feel about NVIDIA (the only third party kernel code an average Linux user will install) and their drivers randomly causing strange issues on their systems up to and including kernel panics compared to the experience on AMD where the driver is open and built into the kernel itself. For security software that needs low level visibility, there is eBPF, direct kernel level access isn’t needed (though I believe CrowdStrike uses it, and thay actually did CrowdStrike Debian and Rocky Linux systems some time back).

MacOS blocked the majority of kernel extensions a few years ago as well.

Windows is the only OS where it has been designed in a way where kernel level access is the rule rather than the exception. So design flaws are at least partially at fault here.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

I’m so glad i got rid of my nvidia card. Having to reinstall the divers and kernel-headers every time my kernel updated was getting old.

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

Heard from someone else (so take it with a grain of salt) that CrowdStrike and/or similar companies threatened Microsoft with an antitrust suit when Microsoft tried to force them to use an API instead of working directly with the kernel.

ElectricMoose ,

The opinion of Linux desktop users (or any users really) do not count in the enterprise world. Somehow, if management bought in on the Crowdstrike rootkit bandwagon, you’ll see it on corporate hardware. It doesn’t matter if it’s a bad plan; it doesn’t matter if it gives an American company a backdoor to all you infrastructure; if the CISO decides everyone gets it, everyone get it.

The only thing you can really do as a lowly employee is keep any such device away from any personal info or network as if it’s infected by malware (which I would argue is exactly what it is).

jaybone ,

Nelson Muntz: Stop striking yourself!

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Same thing would happen on Linux if someone wrote a bad kernel module and integrated it into the OS. In fact, Crowdstrike did have a similar problem a few months ago on Linux.

I’m no fan of Microsoft, but this isn’t their fault.

SapphironZA ,

An OS should not have to require a 3rd party driver for security.

Microsoft should be writing that driver as an OS component. Drivers should be restricted for taking to hardware.

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

I thought only people who subscribed to CrowdStrike’s services had that driver installed.

SapphironZA ,

That is true. The issue is that because there are so many permission escalation issues in windows, that many anti malware products must run as kernel drivers.

witx ,

Can you explain why you think this is a Microsoft issue?

SuckMyWang ,

Doesn’t Microsoft allow crowdstrike to make updates? Being such a critical part of the OS it’s up to Microsoft to ensure their procedures are robust and being followed.

witx ,

How do you implement that? How is it feasible that Microsoft tests all the third party drivers?

Don’t get me wrong I believe Microsoft is partly to blame for this problem as well but for making it so hard for system admins to go around the system and solve things (as compared to Linux where you can do anything). I think sys admins would have solved this much faster if they were using Linux systems

I was just probing your argument because I guessed it was the typical nonsense of Microsoft bad, Linux good, without a good explanation

SuckMyWang ,

I think if it’s going on every windows computer windows should have a process in place to prevent what happened from happening. Windows are for profit, they have the money to do it right but they got greedy. A staggered rollout would have prevented most of it and is a very simple thing to require. Also if it’s going on every windows computer or most I wouldn’t consider that a third party anymore even if that’s how they keep liabilities at arms length

saigot , (edited )

I think if it’s going on every windows computer

It’s not, its just popular. Its not windows job to police what software you choose to run on it.

However Windows does actually have an optional certification program called WHQL for kernal level drivers. Getting this certification lets updates get posted via windows’ internal updater. It checks the driver calls apis correctly and doesn’t misbehave with interrupt handling among other tests. Crowdstrike driver did pass this, and in fact there was no bug with the driver, the bug was with the configuration file. The configuration file updates about once an hour (and it really needs to do that), and does so outside the windows update process, making windows powerless to control its rollout. whql certification takes a few days to run and configuration files aren’t really in scope.

SuckMyWang ,

Thanks for the info, i didn’t know that and understand it a bit better now.

RandomGuy79 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Sorry dummy. Go to jail

ealoe , to greentext in Anon feels regret

Maybe don’t be a little baby who breaks things in a fit of rage. Next time you feel like taking your anger out on physical object, simply don’t. Breaking something, feeling bad about it, and learning from the experience is an important part of growing up.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. Insults. That’s how angry people learn.

dependencyinjection ,

Some people are not taught, by their parents, how to handle anger or frustration. I don’t think we should be calling them out for this, as people don’t learn that way.

LordSinguloth , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

I thought ACAB?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Who better to take down a bastard than another bastard?

CableMonster ,

So cops are good as long as they do what you want?

zbyte64 ,

If by “want” you mean “accountable” then yes, you get the idea.

CableMonster ,

That sounds like a fair thing to ask for.

fuckingkangaroos ,

If you listen to all the shills and their useful idiots trying to rile people up.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

“Assigned Cop at Birth”

Tamkish ,

I literally read that the same way, took me a second

nothingcorporate ,

You thought right. ACAB.

nothingcorporate ,

Wow, Democrats nominate a prosecutor, and people’s thoughts on ACAB change all of a sudden and start down voting me on it. It’s like they forgot the first A means All.

To be clear she’s 4,000% less a bastard and than Donald Trump, that doesn’t mean ACAB stopped being true, I die on this hill.

chemicalprophet ,

Every single one

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