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pigup , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

I can’t chicken this.

Num10ck , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

what would be the best temperature for fucking this?

Imgonnatrythis ,

37

Siegfried ,

Well, to be honest, that’s generally the best temperature to fuck anything… unless of course, you are one of those weirdos

Algaroth ,

What would be the best temperature to fuck something if you’re a weirdo?

Dulusa ,

Probably a weird one

Siegfried ,

Idk… it depends on your taste… I guess a dead body should slowly cool its temperature to the NTPC, so 24?

Algaroth ,

Dead body? That’s some normie shit. Gross.

lanolinoil ,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

is this kelvin or BTUs?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Aight, imma head out. Enough Internet for today.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

69

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Remove this image from existence right now.

CthulhuDreamer , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

I think you are supposed to cook it for a bit under the grill and it will look fine.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s what the girl in the video mentioned here did, and it didn’t seem to turn out that great.

Perhaps using it for soup, as many other commenters have suggested, is the better move here.

leaky_shower_thought , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

some people take their canning process to the extremes.

as an aside, I’ve never seen a canned pickle product. I guess they stopped at chicken.

grue , (edited )

as an aside, I’ve never seen a canned pickle product.

What? Lots and lots of pickles are canned (all the ones at the store, except for some of the refrigerated ones). They just do it in glass jars instead of metal.


Edit: I don’t know why I’m being downvoted for stating a fact. Shelf-stable pickles (that aren’t lacto-fermented) like this…

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/54c653b9-123a-42ad-9243-02a1e48761bb_1.96b3de8a150831f17f90aba4a13675b8.jpeg

…are, in fact, considered “canned.” If you don’t believe me, call up Vlasic yourself and ask them if “canning” accurately describes their manufacturing process. The number is right there on the jar in the picture: 1-800-421-3265.


Edit 2: Just to be even more clear, pickles like this:

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/50b16be7-714f-4841-bd46-935984c27ac3_1.26fc87d62cbf82d9b1deff8495101b06.jpeg

Are not canned. The difference isn’t the container (which has exactly the same kind of “lug” or “twist-off” lid as the Vlasic jar), but the fact that this one isn’t pasteurized and has a warning label telling you to keep it refrigerated.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

When something is put into a can, it’s considered canned.

When something is put into a jar, it’s considered jarred.

This concludes session 6497 of Getting More Familiar With Your Own Native Language.

Lawyerator ,

jarstore.com/canning-jars/

Where is your god now, mortal?!

DAMunzy ,

Checkmate! Google en passant.

grue ,
grue ,

Nope. When something is heat-sterilized and preserved in a sealed container via water bath or pressure, it’s considered “canned” regardless of what type of container it is. That’s why things like this…

https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/xxl/518394/1916334.jpg

…are called “canning jars” and not just “jars,” and why using them to preserve food is, in fact, called “canning.”

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Mayhaps in english. Maybe he is not form an english speaking country. I myself am not and canning here is exclusively for metal cans and jarring has a separate word.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

I find it jarring to hear canning in glass containers called jarring.

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

It sounds dumb in english sure

LemmyKnowsBest ,

now that you say it, when I think of the word jarring I think of it as an adjective like surprising, shocking.

olympicyes ,

I guess the dictionary nazis on this site need joke comments to be flagged with a trigger warning.

Algaroth ,

This is the kind of shit the internet was made to argue about.

brbposting ,

If you don’t believe me, call up Vlasic yourself

Loved that

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Everybody gangster until the pickles come from Uranus

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/928cd4d8-f3ff-40d0-a76b-125c5adc7ec0.jpeg

Algaroth ,

Sweet fire from Uranus? Awesome.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You’re welcome. I knew somebody here would appreciate this.

nrezcm ,

It appears Uranus also makes a fine dip.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

…and excellent fudge

Kase ,

It’s pretty good, if you’re willing to travel to Missouri

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah, I found out about this a couple of months ago when I saw a picture of those pickles posted on Facebook.

Kinda gotta admire the dedication to the joke it requires to build an entire business around Uranus puns.

someguy3 ,

He’s obviously talking about metal cans instead of glass jars, not the manufacturing process called canning.

lightnsfw ,

People on this site will argue about anything.

brbposting ,

psst

Can we “as an aside” ourselves now?

I feel like a Pokémon evolved. I’ve wanted to do that.

Gradually_Adjusting , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

One time I shot one of these with a 454 casull revolver and it created a 20 foot wide mushroom cloud of protein

Num10ck ,

pink mist

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Least unhinged gender reveal

degen , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?
Mr_Blott ,

10/10 hilariously horrifying

I_Has_A_Hat ,

This is the gif I reply with anytime I get a spam text.

StThicket ,

Holy fuck, i just sprayed coffee on my screen.

AlfredEinstein ,

Not gravy?

Thteven ,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Came to the comments to make sure someone posted this lmao

GladiusB ,
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Needs more jpeg

Peter1986C ,
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/635/624/224.gif

There you go. I reused your link like this:

![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/635/624/224.gif)

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

good Lord!

NaoPb ,

How does one even come up with that?

FangedWyvern42 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a video from Ashens where he tries this. It’s actually rather disturbing.

CustodialTeapot ,

Do you mean Ashens?

FangedWyvern42 ,
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, autocorrect ruined it.

Bonehead ,

Well you can't just mention it without linking to the video.

bcgm3 ,

As well as L.A. Beast, if that’s more your flavor (and not just once, but twice).

Diplomjodler , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Have you people never heard of chicken soup?

Actionschnils ,

Obviously they never cooked one

dream_weasel ,

If I’m making chicken soup, WHY would I start with canned meat? It’s like buying the shittiest plain cake at the store to bring home and decorate with your own, painstakingly homemade frosting.

Chicken carcasses to make soup/broth base (and get some of the meat) is all stuff you would otherwise throw away and is basically the same effort yeah?

dream_weasel ,

If I’m making chicken soup, WHY would I start with canned meat? It’s like buying the shittiest plain cake at the store to bring home and decorate with your own, painstakingly homemade frosting.

Chicken carcasses to make soup/broth base (and get some of the meat) is all stuff you would otherwise throw away and is basically the same effort yeah?

Actionschnils ,

No, the point is that if you’ve made one, you wouldnt be disgusted by this picture. The Chicken looks quite the same during the process. An they are somehow, because both are boiled chickens. But still i would always prefer the self made chicken.

dream_weasel ,

That’s 2 cans over.

garbagebagel , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

I’m out.

lemmy_get_my_coat , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

“fully cooked”

TheMagicalTimonini , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Your scientists were so preoccupied with canned chicken, they didn’t stop to think if they should chicken.

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?
MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Hmm, well using it for chicken soup does make some sense I guess. Might be useful for a pandemic stash.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

What’s that she said about peanut butter sauce? What’s that got to do with cold gelled canned whole chicken?

brbposting ,
LemmyKnowsBest ,

😆 Oh Lord yup there it is

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

omfg lmaoo im seriously crying from laughter 🤣…hhold up…🤣🤣…

why would anyone think a recipe clled sticky chicky dump chicken with those four ingredients taste anything but terrible? lol and people where complaining that it tasted like peanut butter spread on chicken!! lmaoo why would it taste like anything else?? it’s literally that with a spoon of soy sauce mixed in! omg im laughing so hard 😆 yet, there was still someone that said that they liked it. imagine what they usually eat to give this 5 stars 🤢

that recipe has to be a troll. it cant be for real.

apparently that great depression era style canned chicken is $25, so theyre paying like 5 times more than if they would have used a frozen chicken. i wouldnt trust the decisions of anyone that has seriously tried that recipe out.

harmsy ,
brbposting ,

lmao love this comment

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

wtf, right?? 😂😂😂

brbposting ,

Yes ahaha

cuchilloc , to memes in Basically the truth

I love people taking sides on politicians like any of them cares about people’s lives and not just some stakeholders pulling the strings . Does not matter if you are right or left wing, have fun. Democracy is a fairytale and the differences of opinion you might have does not make you enemies. There is no right or left, it’s all disguised feudalism and part of what’s keeping it working is dividing us, tear us apart and make us feel like the people who support the other side are bad people. Everyone wants what they think is best for the general population, both sides have good and bad points. Don’t let politicians fool you!

Whelks_chance , to memes in Key to success (Bill gates hates this trick)

I hadn’t thought of this. 1 way ticket to Vegas please!

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