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HonoraryMancunian , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred is the worst… witch

atro_city , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

Might as well just vote for Literally Anybody Else

dingus , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Oh my fucking God I was so startled and amused that I made dying horse noises. Well done, OP.

MHanak , to lemmyshitpost in They got him now
  1. I’d appriciate not being showered with news of american politics in every single corner of the internet
  2. Bro bit the onion
Fades , to lemmyshitpost in They got him now

Yeah he sure murdered him by spewing insane lies meanwhile Biden tiredly gave good answers the majority of the time. Give me a goddamn break, also fuck off with the bee

jbk , to assholedesign in Dropbox now requires login to download a shared file

i wonder if yt-dlp could download files automatically from dropbox lol

ShitOnABrick , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in They got him now
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You have quite literally eaten the onion lol

The onion and Babylon news are both satirical sites

MacNCheezus OP ,
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There’s a reason I posted this in the shitposting group.

ShitOnABrick , (edited )
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My bad Ngl I’ve seen way funnier satirical articles. Still though all this chincainary is amazing

creditCrazy , to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors
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I think you traumatized even the local deer population

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

The cum to USD ratio is actually quite competitive

simplejack , to lemmyshitpost in On the road to Valhalla
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General Lee horn noises

grue ,
PunnyName , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The Art of the Deal

Guess it also depends on what her typical hourly rate was when factoring in eating, sleeping, popping, living, etc…

Sendpicsofsandwiches , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction
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Now the flowers will growwwww

Veraxus , to lemmyshitpost in I piss in your general direction

Stop giving them ideas!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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suction , to lemmyshitpost in Leaked photo

“Both sides are the same”. Easy to see through, chuddy

Fisch , to lemmyshitpost in American healthcare be like
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Wait, is miracle whip a real thing?! I thought that was just an exaggerated joke

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Of course it’s real. I grew up on that stuff and I’m not even American.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/c4a9783b-6574-4214-858c-75bbf14d7621.jpeg

LemmyFeed ,

Gross. Miracle whip on pears… Wtf are they thinking…

Drunemeton ,
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Oh you sweet, dear, child…

https://www.thehousewifemodern.com/humor/insane-vintage-recipes/

You can never unsee some of these, so proceed with caution, and only after waiting a full hour after your last meal.

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