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veganpizza69 , to lemmyshitpost in Mind = blown
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bruhduh ,
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Sauce?

Decoy321 ,
Semi_Hemi_Demigod , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake
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I try very hard every day to avoid making a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. When my resolve fails, I like to top it with some capers or pickled red onions.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Krauerking , to lemmyshitpost in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

I actually stopped being friends with my college friends because of online games.

They literally would have me buy a game to play 30 minutes of it, get bored and then demand we play League of Legends or Valorant if they wanted to try and hit on girls in voice chat. They literally complain about how broke they are either living with their parents or in an apartment wlthey can barely afford and showed me how they spent at least $10k on League skins each over the years.

I just can’t throw away money like they do and never did. Plus the incel like behavior and really awful things they say while getting upset if you make fun of them at all has this air of delicate mentality that can’t handle any kind of stress even if it’s figuring out a new game made me want nothing to do with them.

So now I play single player games again or stardew because my SO only plays it.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Sounds like you’re just whipped but at least you’re happy.

Krauerking ,

Because when I decide to play multiplayer I end up playing stardew with someone I enjoy spending time with?

Gosh I really thought the concept of whipped was dead though so thanks for that blast to precovid past.

FiniteBanjo OP , (edited )

Yeah that’s exactly it, you cut off all of your friends permanently and only spend time with your SO. Whipped. Whipped af.

Really hope you’re in the 1/3 of relationships that last longer than a few years.

Krauerking ,

It had nothing to do with the SO.

And I’m already past a few years. Can’t wait to see what part of statistics of men you end up being.

Edit: also what do you get in life being a jackass to others?

FiniteBanjo OP ,

For somebody most certainly not guilty of being whipped you’re awful defensive, rn. If I’m wrong then just laugh it off, mate.

Krauerking ,

You sure are being awfully touchy on the subject for someone not getting any action.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

lol

Krauerking ,

By the way I don’t have to laugh off your shitty attempts at being “funny” I can also rightfully call you the jackass you are and fuck off.

Don’t be a douche to others for your own amusement. Or do and expect to be told you’re being a cunt.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

lol

bruhduh , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5
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freeciv ftw www.freecivweb.org

deaf_fish ,
bruhduh ,
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Yeah, i installed it on my 4k smart tv, it’s good to play it sitting on couch

Toneswirly , to lemmyshitpost in TBH 6 was kind of a downgrade from 5

It gets less fun for me every iteration. Cant say im excited for Civ 7

MrQuallzin , to cat in An attempt to show off her whiskers

She looks like a cat wearing a cat costume! So cute!

HotsauceHurricane , to unixporn in [GNOME] I LOVE AMOLED

Thats some dethklok levels of black.

c0ber , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend

this is why open source?

Thcdenton , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend
CannedTuna , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Lol I’ve actually had this before. It’s pretty good

xx3rawr , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven

Also consider that all Rust devs are furry femboys. Consider including a biogas generator powered by their yiffing musk.

FiniteBanjo OP ,

Noooo you’ll suffocate Saddam if you do that.

psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in Americans will find a new way to ruin their tastebuds every single day

I’d give it a shot. Sweet heat and fruit flavors are common in hot sauces. I’d bet they’re not amazing but only one way to find out…

Rentlar , to lemmyshitpost in A Match Made in Heaven

Green Is My Pepper users unite!

FiniteBanjo OP ,

TBH that was there in the image before I added Saddam Hussein.

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

Anchovy was out of stock huh :(

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Wouldn’t be much of a tuna salad if there was anchovy in it, now would it?

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

What’re the benefits and salary of this position?

Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…

Oh

Gork ,

It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.

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