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altima_neo , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
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Thanos Kitchen

Che_Donkey ,
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Like Thanos and Grimmace had a three way with Barney

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

SocialistWombat , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
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Living in a Ribena commerical

MacNCheezus OP ,
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This must be a British joke I’m too freedumb to understand.

captainlezbian , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Ok but it’s hideous and I love it. I’m the one they’re trying to sell to apparently.

Scubus ,

Fr, was super confused/surprised to see all the comments agreeing that it sucked. I saw it and immediately wanted it.

captainlezbian ,

Ah, I understood immediately how ugly it was. It’s my kind of ugly and I’d never tire of it, but I understand. Purple is a lot, especially such a bold purple.

Duranie ,

For marketability, it’s horrendous. While I’m open to dramatic, unique, and off the wall stuff it’s still not my taste.

BUT! I would absolutely take advantage of the discount I’d get on the property after it’s spent over a year on the market. I also wouldn’t be in a rush to remodel, but would look for ways to highlight it till the novelty wore off.

captainlezbian ,

Yeah, everyone has an ugly that speaks to us, purple veined marble is apparently one of mine. And that’s part of the beauty of people. Seeing this makes me more sympathetic to the people who love neon animal prints because I too have terrible taste in my own way.

charles , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
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Pretty sure the text in the image is satire

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Perhaps. I’m honestly not sure how this kitchen could have cost anywhere near 15 grand. The cabinets are all just repainted and the stove doesn’t look particularly extravagant.

Maybe if the floor is real marble/granite?

DoYouNot ,

Pretty sure it’s poured resin or the like…

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yeah, at this point in time I basically just assume everything is fake until proven real.

And I’ve been around some of these house flippers, they love to brag in public about how much money and effort they’re spending to renovate these houses but in private they always brag about how much money they’re saving by cutting various corners and getting everything done on the cheap.

someguy3 ,

Fuck flippers.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I found one local house for $70K that had a huge number of problems, like cracks and rust showing through the stucco exterior, broken fascia boards, upstairs that was only 6’ high, stairway that came up into the upstairs bathroom etc. etc. (the house dated from around 1850 or so). I passed on it, but I was surprised to see that it sold just a few days later, and even more surprised when it was re-listed less than two months later for $195K. I went to see it again and it was a classic lipstick-on-a-pig flip: just grey paint and those nasty grey fake wood vinyl floor planks everywhere. I’ve never been so flat out offended by a flip before - and the thing sold almost immediately for the asking price. I feel sorry for the schmucks who bought that thing, although they probably turned around and sold it for $300K.

StraySojourner ,

Lmfao oh fuck, I thought the floor was a countertop, like they were taking a pic from behind an island

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yeah, no, I’m pretty sure that’s the floor. If it was a countertop, it would only work to create the illusion of a floor from one specific angle, and I kinda doubt a house flipper would go to the length of building a countertop for that particular purpose. Yeah, a picture from that angle might help attract potential buyers, but it would be immediately visible when you come in for an inspection. I’m pretty sure there’s more effective and less obvious ways to screw your buyers.

StraySojourner ,

No now that you’ve mentioned it it’s definitely the floor I was just super confused at first.

jaybone ,

But it looks like the counters match the floor.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I don’t think you can get purple marble? If you could, I can’t imagine youd use it in a floor for a kitchen like this. It’d be for a counter used as an accent piece for a millionaire’s mansion’s 2nd kitchen.

Dave ,
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Yeah no house would stay on the market for over a year with the reason being something a buyer could fix with a few grand.

Twattymctwatterson , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
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This is why you need a good friend who is not afraid to tell you you have bad taste lol.

buh , to memes in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!
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pimp my ride ass kitchen

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Bro I heard you like purple…

altima_neo ,
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Needs more underglow and LCD screens on the cabinets

sentient_loom ,
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We replaced your oven with a subwoofer.

EdibleFriend , to cat in garfield irl
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Nope. Thats one of the Ron Pearlman cats.

zfr OP ,

dk who that is but he looks like it would be his cat

EdibleFriend ,
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Hellboy actor. Reddit had an entire sub of Pearlman cats.

SturgiesYrFase , to cat in garfield irl
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Where lasagna?

FiskFisk33 , to lemmyshitpost in Finally, it all starts making sense

Nukes out for Harambe

Riffz7 , to cat in Smokie loves to sit behind the blinds

Wouldn’t that be in front of the blinds?

zfr OP ,

i suppose but from my perspective hes behind em

Kusimulkku , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

I’d date me. I’d date me so hard

Psythik , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

Man, 33 really hit a lot harder back then. Dude looks closer to 53.

Llewellyn ,

Because of the hideous haircut

Psythik ,

And the balding. And the aging face.

darkpanda ,

Why do you think he’s so insistent on proper use of lotions?

Akasazh , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile
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RavenFellBlade , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

“Goodbye Horses” intensifies

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