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Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion

Oh god not again

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The memes will continue until morale improves

thesocavault , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, I hate it
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 is the Yolk crunchy?

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion

Yeah ol Dan’l been dead lo, these last 300 years now. Pass the word

MattTheProgrammer , to lemmyshitpost in The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion
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I bet the bear didn’t rape her first

terry_jerry ,

Bear, cat calling from behind a rock,‘’ Let me get in them guts guh’’

Shou ,

Or sold her into prostitution for years first.

Duke_Nukem_1990 , to lemmyshitpost in The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion

Weird how no one asks what the woman was wearing.

lightnsfw ,

Looking back, the bacon suit might have been a mistake.

irreticent ,
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Lady Gaga’s meat dress.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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You joke, but it does appear that the presence of food was likely what attracted the bear in the first place.

That said, she was also 71 and this happened in her home in a tiny town in the Sierra Nevada where bear sightings are not at all uncommon. No word on how she stored her food or whether she kept her doors locked at night.

A_Chilean_Cyborg , to lemmyshitpost in The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion
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Why you had to bring this up again??? Whyyyy you had to make me remember that was a thing? 😭😭

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The memes will continue until morale improves

DudeImMacGyver , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness
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What is in the bottom left?

ummthatguy ,
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I think it’s one of those coffee dipping type treats.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks ,

Scrapings from the seal bark.

solidgrue ,
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They’re chocolate curls. You can find then and similar products searching for “dark/white chocolate twists.” They’re not uncommon to find in bougie cafes, coffee shops and bakeries.

Assman ,
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Also kroger

Everythingispenguins , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness

Wait all treats are made from seal? That explains why they are so fattening.

Colour_me_triggered , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness

Seal is gross. Don’t eat seal.

peteypete420 , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness

What is the homer quote? He is referencing pork, Sure Lisa. All those delicious foods come from the same magical animal.

numberfour002 , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness

Yes, I’m eating transglutimate polyacrylamide deoxy methylmelamine, 3-5 oxyribocellulose-D, artificial flavors, sodium nitrate, red 40, natural flavors, salt, high fructose corn syrup, mole testicles, and a partridge on a pear tree.

CptEnder , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness

Ironically most modern Jell-o are actually vegan.

Kolanaki ,
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The gelatin is; the puddings aren’t. They have milk.

CptEnder ,

Yeah some do some use artificial alternatives.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Wait, what? I can eat Jell-O again?

Oh. Wait. It’s Jell-O. Meh.

CptEnder ,

Pretty much yeah

mcqtom , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness

That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Stop this madness
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I didn’t know you could prepare sea puppies in so many delicious ways.

tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in Honey what’s wrong, you barely touched your Philly Cheesesteak Cheesecake

I know what instance this is but it still shouldn’t be okay for you to post this.

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