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Zoot , to lemmyshitpost in Have fun with this one
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I saw some of the comments first before realizing, and now Pickles on a Pear is stuck in my head

imPastaSyndrome , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

The exact dimensions of an 80-pound stainless steel block would depend on its specific shape. However, we can estimate its size based on the density of stainless steel, which is around 490 lbs per cubic foot (lb/ft³). To find the volume of the block, we can divide its weight (80 lbs) by its density (490 lb/ft³):

Volume = Weight / Density. Volume = 80 lbs / 490 lb/ft³. Volume ≈ 0.16 cubic feet (ft³).

Since we don’t have a specific shape for the block, let’s assume it’s a cube for simplicity. To calculate the side length of a cube with a volume of 0.16 ft³, we can take the cube root of the volume:

Side length = ³√Volume.
Side length = ³√0.16 ft³.
Side length ≈ 0.54 ft (or about 6.5 inches).

Therefore, an 80-pound stainless steel block shaped like a cube would have sides measuring around 6.5 inches each.

Corkyskog ,

I just assumed it was hollow

imPastaSyndrome , (edited )

Well fuck you.

Edit: Sorry. That makes sense, I just was thinking about that tiny heavy cube you can buy that’s like the densest cube of metal and I wanted to get the math done because it was ENTIRELY too big in the photo in my estimation, and why would it be hollow? To take up more space sure but it would dent and be so much harder to produce but I GUESS I get it. UGH

Didn’t feel like doing the math for a hollow one myself so I asked bing to do it for me assuming it was about 10 inches in diameter (that’s what I guessed from the photo because it looked to be approximately as wide as one burner(?) it’d be 72% hollow

meliaesc ,

Why are you not the only person who did the math? Also, it’s not solid.

Klear ,

What’s wrong with the math? Looks pretty solid to me.

Bytemeister , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

Modern appliances just aren’t as good. Check with Goodwill, or yard/estate sales. You can pick up a vintage kitchen cube that works just as well for pennies on the dollar, and it will outlast you.

ZeffSyde ,

I still have my great grandma’s cast iron kitchen cube that she brought over from the old country.

I can’t even describe what that thing can do with pork chops.

Aasikki ,

I prefer carbon steel cubes myself but cast iron is nice too.

SkunkWorkz ,

Because you are not accounting for inflation. A modern kitchen cube made in the same quality as a vintage cube would cost one cubic meter of pennies.

AgentOrangesicle , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

I literally have uses for this, though. It’s worth the space it will take up.

Blue_Morpho ,

I got the Bodum bistro cube but the soft touch finish turned sticky after 3 years.

solsangraal , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

this is fucking hilarious. it’s exactly as functional as the gigantic kitchenaid mixer that my housemate INSISTS that it stay on the kitchen counter even though it hasn’t been used in 5+ years. apparently for some people it’s absolutely imperative that anyone who happens to come to the house MUST be made aware that we have a fucking kitchenaid mixer

dejected_warp_core ,

Could be worse. You can get a cozy for these things which makes it even more pointless.

solsangraal ,

LOL no way… there really is a sucker born every minute

ZeffSyde ,

No shit. My mom got a kitchen aid from my aunt and it has day unused under a hideous floral pattern dust cover because it was white and not pink like she wanted.

Next to the unused bread machine which is next to the George Foreman grill which is next to the panini press…

MiDaBa , (edited )

I had an ex who insisted on this setup. Apparently Kitchenaid has somehow been able to convince people this is an decorative status symbol. As an appliance I’ve never seen one in action and I’ve seen many of them.

solsangraal ,

it does the same thing you would normally do with your hands, except it takes 50 times longer

AlotOfReading ,

Have you tried plugging it in first? Machine kneading is usually faster than hand kneading.

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

decorative status symbol

Of course it is. That’s why it comes in so many color options. Including “limited edition” ones which I find equal parts hilarious and infuriating.

Anyway, Smeg probably holds the crown for that sort of thing currently. Check this out. Notice that they won’t even show you the price at first. That’s because it’s got a UMRP of $2000.

HootinNHollerin ,

Must assert dumbinance

Aasikki ,

My 50 year old Kenwood mixer stays on the counter for one reason only and that’s because it’s too goddamn heavy to be lifting back and forth. Also I sometimes get inspired to bake just from seeing it on the counter, which is a nice plus.

Feredir , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

Reminds me of the reployer from Prey. Every office has one of these machines but seemingly no one knows what they actually do - not even engineers.

solsangraal ,

such a great underrated game. the true successor to system shock 2 that bioshock attempted

PenisWenisGenius ,

wtf. My last office job had 2 of these, I never thought about it before. I don’t recall ever seeing anyone use them but some corporate maintenence guy would come inspect them twice a year.

thedudeabides , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

Will buy it if it’s made of galvanized square steel

gravitas_deficiency , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

Oh my god do they make it in that 60s sage color?

LodeMike OP ,

No

too_high_for_this ,

They do but it’s always sold out

oyfrog , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

gigachad , (edited )

I love the live location feature, so that I never lose track of my kitchen cube. You can see where it is and how it’s doing even from remote. Always have an eye on my cube when at work.

SternburgExport ,

Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.

filcuk ,

‘Bro, my steel cube is now just a useless brick’

Luisp ,

If you dont pay the subsciption it immediately gets rusty

grue ,

Look, just because Elon Musk can’t choose an alloy properly doesn’t mean nobody can do it. Hell, even DeLorean managed it, and he was dealing with both cocaine and the Troubles at the same time!

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Please tell me it scrobbles…

boonhet ,

Obviously the languages are Estonian, Finnish, Latvian and Lithuanian.

Except for the Finnish + Baltic region, where the languages are actually Tagalog, Swahili, Navajo and the most popular option, x86 assembly for outputting the text of the episode in Haitian Creole. The latter is the most popular because of how insanely fast they have to speak.

lapislazuli ,

Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

ZeffSyde ,

I just know that their military has the best MREs.

dejected_warp_core ,

Personally, I’m a fan of the rumble notification feature. Pair it with your phone and it’ll rumble in response to a random notification on your phone at least once a day. Best part is: it kinda shakes the whole house and will sometimes shuffle itself into the floor so you can’t ignore it! Yeah, I’ve had to replace some tile, but it’s totally worth it.

HootinNHollerin ,
errer ,

Being able to report the temperature is way too useful for a useless steel block. I’d pay $10/month for a block that truly does nothing.

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

Apple industrial designers would totally buy it

Etterra ,

Elon would manufacture it.

too_high_for_this ,

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

And it’d require you to solve 20 captchas in order to use it.

Source: me, I tried to create a Twitter account.

jaybone ,

Well, there’s your problem.

baggachipz ,

Honest question: why would you even try to do that nowadays?

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

I wanted to check out accounts of some journalists and organizations I used to follow, and that is a bit pain in the ass with restrictions that Twitter imposes for guests. But of course I didn’t solve 20 captchas just for that. I probably got this treatment because my browser was LibreWolf. It triggers extra anti-bot protections on some websites.

AromaticNeo ,

Arent there front-ends to circumvent that issue?

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Maybe? Honestly, I didn’t want to be there that much to think about workarounds. I still find this crazy.

MenacingPerson ,

I tried to make a microsoft account on goddamn google chrome on android and got this treatment.

Gerudo ,

So would my wife if they came in colors.

PenisWenisGenius , to lemmyshitpost in Ive bought two

I bought one of these when they first came out and they’re a piece of shit. It stopped working just a little bit after the warranty expired.

Waraugh , to lemmyshitpost in Have fun with this one

Haha, this song was on the radio when I opened this up, kind of freaked out tbh

Sybilvane , to lemmyshitpost in Have fun with this one

Breakfast on a pear?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Either this is a typo and you meant spear, or you need glasses.

Ensign_Crab , to lemmyshitpost in Have fun with this one

Lucky Charms and pickles? I too remember Fark.

LostAndSmelly , to lemmyshitpost in Have fun with this one

Eating on a dare Take a bite, we’ll make it, I swear Woah-oh, livin’ on a prayer

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