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tubaruco , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

CHEWING IS THE BEST PART

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

no

jerrythegenius , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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Necessity is the mother of invention

LinkOpensChest_wav , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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But does it have probiotics?

MacNCheezus OP ,

IDK but definitely has lots of corn syrup

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
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And grade A cheese* juice concentrate

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )

*contains 0% cheese

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
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*Cheese-like lard based product

kersploosh ,
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It’s got electrolytes!

VikingHippie ,

It’s what plants crave!

corus_kt , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Fitting picture, Leonardo’s definitely outta here after '25

pruwybn , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo
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We’re all headed for the minus world.

EvolvedTurtle , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

I think it would be a fun one off tbh

XTornado , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Oh no goddammit, I hate those levels and you are telling me there will be more… Fuck! I was okay overheating, having to harvest moist like Star Wars and having the water wars but not that… That fucking sucks.

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo
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Sonic games will be rendered borderline unplayable.

jettrscga ,

I feel like they’d be rendered playable.

Their normal speed makes it random chaos of running into stuff. Underwater would be a nice pace to navigate.

ivanafterall ,
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I hear you, but the underwater countdown from that game still gives me heart palpitations. A whole game of that stress would be a public health hazard.

synae ,
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Sonic3 bubble shield is the most important power up in the game for this reason - it’ll save your IRL life

ivanafterall ,
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I once thought it'd be funny to use that as my alarm clock sound. That didn't last long. But it's really effective!

Jomega ,

Some of the more recent games have the music cut out when you’re underwater. IMO, this makes the countdown even worse when it finally happens.

1984 , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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Idiocracy movie was a documentary of our time now.

theodewere , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice
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most of the "American Food" aisle in European grocery stores in one bottle

MacNCheezus OP ,

Your daily allowance of HFCS and artificial colors and preservatives in a single convenient serving!

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Don’t forget MSG and salt!

slaacaa ,

American “food”

jubilationtcornpone , to lemmyshitpost in Task failed successfully

“When God closes a door, he opens a dress.” --Roger Sterling

I_Fart_Glitter , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

But look how happy that woman is! It must be good. Advertisers wouldn’t lie.

pacmondo , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you’re not that far off: foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-841…

MacNCheezus OP ,

Every day we stray further from God’s light

habanhero , to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Now you have my attention. For 3 seconds.

Tremble ,

Four seconds

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