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heavyboots , to programmerhumor in the hardest exam question
@heavyboots@lemmy.ml avatar

Browsers love it!

Practically anything you write will execute without all that scope and well formed statements nonsense.

Mind you, number 2 is also its biggest flaw as well, but…

jordanlund , to programmerhumor in the hardest exam question
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Over what?

wewbull ,

Death by wasps

Buffalo1387 ,

Can I please pick the wasps?

wewbull ,

Totally understandable choice.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Did a robot just ask to die because of JavaScript hahaha

Buffalo1387 ,

The bot toggle was on for my account for some reason but I am human… I think

It should be off now

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

ROFL it is not

56_ ,
@56_@lemmy.ml avatar

It seems it doesn’t propagate to other servers immediately though.

the_third , to memes in shrooms?

Yeah, I’m just staying away from that. There are enough other things that can end up in my frying pan with less crawling through the woods while hanging my continued existence on my ability to read and memorize two books worth of not-plant-descriptions.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

All you really have to do is remember one mushroom and find it a lot… you don’t have to know all of them

Denvil ,

That is until you realize there was another mushroom that looks just like the one you were looking for that kills you… which is the point of the post

Rhynoplaz ,

So, if we just learn one that DEFINITELY DOES NOT have an evil twin, we should be good?

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

This is the Rhynoplaz Mushroom, named after the forager that discovered it. It causes you to bleed out of every orifice at once.

Rhynoplaz ,

Aww, just like ME!

Catoblepas ,

That’s chicken of the woods, named for its flavor. If you see something that makes you say “that looks like chicken of the woods” it’s because it’s chicken of the woods.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for not being an asshole

octopus_ink ,

Thanks for not being an asshole

Not sure that’s what was happening anyway.

How about when you are the first person to discover there IS a deadly lookalike to chicken of the woods?

I get your point but yeah - mushrooms are not going to be my goto if I’m stranded in the woods, and it sounds like they really shouldn’t be the goto of anyone not already an experienced mushroom forager before they end up stranded in the woods.

lath ,

Well, during a recent wave of mushroom poisoning people were told that mushrooms can interbreed to create mixed new variants and so one mushroom might not stay one mushroom for long if the conditions allow for it.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Wellp.

theherk , to programmerhumor in the hardest exam question

It runs in browsers. It… isn’t poop? I don’t know. I’m all out of ideas.

bloubz ,

It runs on mobile also

Tja ,

3 billion devices worldwide?

bloubz ,

Java-Script

wewbull ,

Half marks

TheEntity ,

It… isn’t poop?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLikP6BDH5w

perishthethought ,

Well, there’s a link that’s staying blue.

xilliah , to programmerhumor in the hardest exam question

It has a cup of coffee as logo

Sagar ,

I want to create a political party in India. I need you as a candidate for next elections.

BorgDrone ,

That’s Java, not Javascript. Java is to javascript as ham is to hamster.

xilliah ,

Or butter to butterfly

BorgDrone ,

Or car to carpet

Or fun to funeral

xilliah ,

Moon to moonshine

lowleveldata , to programmerhumor in the hardest exam question

await and async

blanketswithsmallpox , to memes in It's that easy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgMdjyw8uw - We WILL Fix Climate change.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Kurzgesagt is neoliberal garbage.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Ever thought about how you’re pushing the billionaire propaganda to keep people apathetic?

Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in A helpful graphic about writing alt text
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Me writing alt text: Time is a flat circle. God is a sock.

kibiz0r , to memes in A helpful graphic about writing alt text

I like how “description” is one of the components of the… description.

Viking_Hippie ,

See also: self referential

goes to dictionary entry for “recursion”

psmgx , to memes in It's that easy!

The term is greenwashing, and it worked

fl42v , to programmerhumor in just make

Regarding the title: as in just make?

monsterpiece42 , to memes in Why you should buy Toyota

I do love me some Toyotas.

Had nice ones, had shitboxes. They all make some monkey brain in me so happy to drive.

No hate on other cars. I respect all builds. But Toyota seems to have some blueprint of my nervous system that makes me have fun in them.

li10 , to memes in A helpful graphic about writing alt text

Bro I fucking love capybaras so much

10/10 animal, fucking brilliant.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

my favourite animal

the carbonara

ToucheGoodSir , to memes in stop playing tetris!!1!1!!

Alright, anyone have Kevin McCarthys phone # in hell? We can’t let this corrupting influence hurt the CHILDREN

darth_tiktaalik , to memes in stop playing tetris!!1!1!!
@darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml avatar

Not less ridiculous than the right’s actual complaints.

ALL MY SEXY M&Ms ARE GONE.

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