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Evotech , to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

Forgot a semicolon? That’s 200 errors

uis ,
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Example?

KillingTimeItself , (edited ) to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

as a non programmer, but someone involved in fields intimately similar in fundamental manners.

Honestly i get the feeling that languages and compilers are going to stop babying the user and go RISC-V at some point.

Who needs complex structures and tons of rules when you can just use a turing machine instead!

fl42v ,

You can certainty do this, yet it’s not time- (and hence cost-) efficient.

KillingTimeItself ,

yes, that’s the problem though. There’s a solution somewhere in there.

Adanisi ,
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???

KillingTimeItself ,

a language with all the good parts of something like assembly, and without all the bad parts of more modern, complex, and “safe” languages.

One major rule for designed functionality is simplicity. The second you add another rule, the amount of things that can happen grows immensely. And that only scales worse the farther you go. The simpler something is, the easier it is to be intimately familiar with it. Which is what allows people to make proper use of something.

Adanisi ,
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Okay, I get it. It makes a lot more sense now. Honestly your first comment was word salad.

Blue_Morpho ,

I don’t understand. You mean everyone goes back to assembly? I could get on board with that.

KillingTimeItself ,

think assembly, but without the assembly part.

All the good parts of shit like assembly without all the bad parts of more involved languages like js. Or god forbid front end development frameworks.

Blue_Morpho ,

You mean C?

KillingTimeItself ,

pretty much. C but if it was better somehow, basically.

Blue_Morpho ,

What’s wrong with it? It’s about as close to assembly as you can get.

KillingTimeItself ,

not much, the point here is that it’s somehow better than c, while being c like.

verdigris ,

So like Rust?

KillingTimeItself ,

rust, but if it were minimalist, yeah.

nova_ad_vitum ,

As a non-surgeon I think doing a heart transplant with it bypass shouldn’t be that hard if you’re fast enough. I mean you can cut arteries quickly with bolt cutters right?

KillingTimeItself ,

depends on how precise those bolt cutters are. Knipex? Yeah probably.

t0fr , to memes in When you are privileged equality looks like a downgrade.
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It took me a second to understand “cishet” I’m not used to seeing both terms smudged together and shortened line that

phorq ,

I thought it was a misspelling of cishette (a short cisgendered person)… I was excited for a second as a white cishette heterosexual male that my people were finally being singled out in a meme with a cool new nickname… There are DOZENS of us!

nodsocket , to memes in Something interesting

Why are they skulls

TrickDacy ,

Because conservatives are BADASS

NotJustForMe , to linux_gaming in Steam Hardware survey for January 2024

I’ve been using steam since Half Life 2 released and had the survey pop up twice. And both times major data-points were completely wrong. Like resolution (it apparently used my second screen) and HDD space.

That data is about as relevant as a once a lifetime epidemiologic study about diet preferences.

Harbinger01173430 , to memes in very upsetting

A’ight. Time to self host the entire of the internet in a server and do machine learning with the content I stored. :)

chiliedogg , to memes in Gotta get it right

Not on all vehicles.

I broke 2 lug nuts off a Willys Army Jeep I was restoring in High School before I figured that one out.

rab , to memes in Gotta get it right
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I’m not sure if it’s a symptom of a mental disorder but I struggle with right vs left to this day. If someone says “turn left” it takes some mental power for me to decipher. But clockwise / anticlockwise is easy for some reason

AngryCommieKender ,

Dyslexia / dysgraphia

NikkiDimes ,

This. I have mild dyslexia and dysgraphia and I refuse to give driving directions. I will point left, say right, and not even realize it and just confuse the shit out of my driver, lol.

Hell, I refuse to accept directions. My navigator will say left, I’ll go right, and they’ll look at me funny. If we’re in my car, we’re using GPS. No exceptions, even if we’re just going 3 blocks.

AngryCommieKender ,

I’ve found that Driver’s Side/ Passenger’s Side works for me, though I’ve never been to somewhere that drives on the driver’s side of the road, so that could trip me up.

KreekyBonez , to memes in Gotta get it right
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just watched a sadly hilarious video of a mechanic struggle with reverse threads on highly specific rotating assembly. like, I get it, it’s not immediately obvious, but edit that wrong turn out if you want to make a serious explainer series. also, if you work with pivots that often, you have to expect that shit.

Fiivemacs , to memes in Gotta get it right

Unless it’s a propane tanks top spigot, then it’s lefty tighty righty don’t fuck with it.

feedum_sneedson , to memes in Gotta get it right

😂 HIS ASS IS NOT A MECHANIC 😂

bear , to unixporn in [gnome] school starts tomorrow no more time to tweak enjoy!

This is so cozy and giving me some inspiration for my own environment!

satanicllamaplaza OP ,

I am hoping to see a witch takeover of unixporn. Witch os- light as a feather.

fruitycoder , to linux_gaming in Godot 4.3 will officially support Wayland

Let’s go!

kittykittycatboys , to unixporn in [gnome] school starts tomorrow no more time to tweak enjoy!
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uwu so cozyyyy !!

satanicllamaplaza OP ,

Thank uwu!

Secret_smurf , to memes in Know your enemy
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Super funny if your hair is blue i guess (╬ಠ益ಠ)

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