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zbynaCool , to memes in kyle hill repost

This was literally the test I had in elementary school…

nightwatch_admin , to memes in Nutella

Nutella? Or… lemmy.world/post/5030485

rbos , (edited ) to memes in save it for later
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

This is why I always end up with like 10 stims in !thelongdark playthroughs. :/

vext01 , to memes in Nutella
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Why?

space_comrade ,

Le funny prank XD

Don’t worry tho, neither the guy who did this nor the parents are going to clean that, it’s actually going to be a poor person for like $10 an hour.

vext01 ,
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Pranks are supposed to be funny…

ComradeR , to memes in Its sad. .

Is almost the same thing with Brazilian sertanejo. Was once about the bucolic reality in the rural side of the country, now is about bragging about being rich, going to pointless parties and drinking a lot of alcoholic drinks, f-cking everyone…

frezik ,

And listened to by the same people who complain about rap music doing the same thing (in their eyes, anyway).

devfuuu , to memes in appreciate it

What are you supposed to talk aboot then?

HawlSera , to memes in Its sad. .

How the mighty have fallen

AI_toothbrush , to programmerhumor in New File Format

When i discovered as a little kid that apk files are actually zips i felt like a detective.

DharkStare , to memes in save it for later

I’m really bad with this in games. I even hoarded iron back when I still played Minecraft simply because it was a resource I couldn’t infinitely produce.

Cobblestone generator = use only cobblestone tools

epyon22 ,

Lol I still do this cobblestone tools are free iron just doesn’t feel consistent enough. Though I am trying a new mining strategy we will see if that improves it.

neanderthal ,

Get a tool smith and buy tools. Emeralds are super easy to get in bulk with master fisherman and fletchers. Selling sweet berries to butchers is another great source.

dditty ,

Or sell iron from an iron farm or melons and pumpkins from one of those farms. Trade with librarians for mending books, never break a netherite item again!

Rai ,

WHAT IS ANY OF THIS (haven’t played since beta)

neanderthal ,

Villagers are human like mobs you trade with. Emeralds are used as a currency. Most fletchers buy sticks from you. The more you do business with a villager, the more trade options they have. High level fisherman buy a boat (5 wooden planks) for one emeralds.

Tool smiths start selling high quality enchanted iron and diamond tools once they are mid level. Enchantments do things like increase durability (unbreaking), improve speed (efficiency), and many other upgrades. Once you have a tool smith that sells say diamond axes, anything else is pointless to keep beyond an emergency backup. Cost isn’t a factor because the aforementioned selling of sticks and boats mean emeralds are a cheap and renewable resource.

Rai ,

Thank you! I could have looked it up but that’s a lot to look up. The game sounds quite different than when I played, jeez!

ElegantBiscuit ,

I don’t want to tell you how to play your game, but I will say that diamond is well worth the effort, even if you don’t want to get it the easy way with villagers. The amount of time you will save using diamond will more than make up for the time spent mining, and make you resent all the time you’ve wasted using stone. Just dig a tunnel down to y -59 and strip mine, you never need to see a mob or get lost in a cave if you don’t want to. A normal level 30 enchant with efficiency 4 and unbreaking 3 will last a very long time, and can be repaired infinitely if you get mending on it.

I would compare it to something like drinking instant coffee all the time and finally tasting a properly brewed, high quality coffee. Or only buying cheap shoes all the time and then investing in a proper pair of very comfortable and well made ones. Or playing video games on a 5 year old hand me down Mac then upgrading to a decent gaming pc.

tubaruco ,

there are iron farms though…

BassaForte ,
@BassaForte@lemmy.world avatar

Minecraft existed for a long time before iron golems were added

Ryumast3r ,

SMH damn kids don’t even know about the before times when leaves didn’t despawn on their own and minecraft cost less than $10

XEAL ,

I’m a proud 10€ alpha version buyer. There was no hunger bar nack then and mushroom stew was the shit.

It’s a shame Notch completely detached from his creation, tho.

FunctionFn ,

It’s not a shame, Notch completely detached himself from reality.

XEAL ,

AFAIK, Notch got burntout with the project because it got too big and aside of that he had some PR fuckups.

HawlSera ,

Didn’t he drop a hard R while saying that only white people should vote? I am as anti-cancel cultures the next rational person, but you deserve to be detached from more than just a video game if you pull that in a public forum.

BudgetBandit ,

Remember Herobrine and all the love songs for him right at the beginning of beta?

Automatic Villager-Farm remembers.

UnspecificGravity ,

He detached from reality not too much later in so it’s probably for the best.

Asnabel ,

And food did not stack in the inventory.

Rai ,

No damage in multiplayer hahaha

2Blave ,

My kids and I have played for a decade plus on MC with an initial investment of exactly $10.

We do buy coins about once a year to support the game and its updates.

Etterra , to memes in Nutella

A lot of people commenting on how the kid is stupid, but nobody asking if the parents had it coming. A lot of kids have abusive, neglectful, or otherwise shitty parents. If this isn’t a cry for help or spiteful revenge I’d be surprised.

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You don’t know that, you do not have any proof. That is pure conjecture on your part.

While this stupid prank is photographed and documented.

Now I’m not sure who did this. But the person who did it is pretty stupid.

Uniquitous ,

Oh come on. It’s obviously just another stupid thing done to get clicks on social media. Don’t even try to justify this.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

If you had shitty parents you’d know this would only make things worse, this is blatant disrespect and another attempt to get views on tiktok.

xerazal ,

Bruh I had neglectful parents and never once did I do stupid shit like this. Mostly because I knew if I did I’d get an ass whooping and it’d make my life 10x worse.

A cry for help? Maybe. But doing this is just making it worse, not better.

BaumGeist ,

One day, you too will be old and understand that kids aren’t always blameless and treated terribly, and you’ll see your peers whom you know to be good parents being treated terribly by their kids, and you won’t look back on this moment because you’ll have had hundreds of thousands of more important life experiences… But you will have an interaction like ours from the other side, and you will be hit with a strong and deep sadness that extends far into the future.

If you’re lucky, they’ll apologize for saying something so devoid of empathy for the people who actually have to deal with the damage caused in favor of a hypothetical person who was hurt by them. But most likely they’ll double down, because they’re 14-25, and the only thing more important than being right at that age is proving that age doesn’t matter

mo_lave , to memes in save it for later

In my first run of Pokemon Ruby, I used a Master Ball on Groudon. I was forced to be creative in catching Rayquaza (Pokeball) and Latios (Net Ball)

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Original Pokemon Red, I used a Master Ball on a Slowbro.

I was a kid and we didn’t have the internet in the 90s to look things up.

Fraylor ,

Solid choice giving the 'bro a home he deserves my dude.

HawlSera ,

You didn’t think to save the one Master Ball, that you were specifically told there was only one of, for a Pokemon that doesn’t respawn.

I mean saving it for Snorlax I could understand if you don’t know about the legendaries later but this is next level

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

In my Pokemon Red I used the Master Ball to catch a Polywhirl because I really liked Polywhirl, and underestimated how hard the legendaries would be to catch. Also I was like 8, so long term planning skills weren’t all that developed yet.

HawlSera ,

I had a fear of consequence and paranoia that something I did now might affect the future, which left me often very indecisive. Admittedly this was likely trauma that resulted from my parents being divorced at such a young age and my mother lying about it being one sided. Although later, she did admit that she was speaking out of hurt, and both of my parents agree that it was a mutual thing. I do have a healthy relationship with both parents, but damn the initial loss did fuck me up in some ways I’ve never gotten over.

MajorHavoc ,

I have a Snorlax in a Masterball somewhere, and I can attest - it also felt bad to get to Zapdos and try to use “REST” to make up for not having a Masterball. Lol.

autokludge ,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

Nah leave the MB for missingno 😁

HawlSera ,

Hmm, personally I don’t know if I should save it for Mewthree or Pikablu

rbhfd ,
HawlSera ,

…Wouldn’t it make more sense to just catch a Spearow

I typically never catch evolved forms unless it’s a situation where I legitimately didn’t realize “X evolves into Y”

Admittedly it was the first gen, it didn’t occour to me that Metapod was a cocoon for Caterpie until I heard about someone who had a Metapod that knew Tackle and Stringshot…

Still it is a mistake I sometimes make, recently caught a Floette in Violet, not realizing it evolves from Flabebe

UnspecificGravity ,

Shoulda called the Nintendo power tip line.

Gestrid ,

You’re treating that Slowbro like a Slowking.

HawlSera ,

You caught Rayquaza with a pokeball?

mo_lave ,

Yes, after using up all my ultra balls, great balls, and other niche pokeballs. I think I have a handful of pokeballs left when I succeeded that time.

HawlSera ,

Damn, now that’s a level of desperation I feel in my soul.

snowbell ,
@snowbell@beehaw.org avatar

You just unlocked some memories of mine

MajorHavoc ,

I learned that lesson on a Snorlax, and so I have not thrown a Masterball since. Sure, I’ve got a complete Pokedex, and this appears to be a perfect stats shiny legendary, but that’s no reason for me to waste a Masterball.

xerazal , to memes in I do not own an extension cord

Every. Fucking. Night.

HerbalGamer , to memes in Nutella

I just want to see the reaction video.

Uniquitous ,

You’ll have to wait until after the trial like the rest of us.

FilthyShrooms , to memes in save it for later

Using items to win means I’m bad at the game, and mama didn’t raise no coward

2Blave ,

Ramen.

May he bless your controller/mouse with his noodly appendages.

BudgieMania ,

lol that's how I approach turn based rpgs, using items is admitting defeat

wildbus8979 , to memes in Its sad. .
TopRamenBinLaden ,

Thanks for the suggestion! I would consider this more folk punk than country, but it’s got a Johnny Cash vibe to it for sure. I like it.

I would like to add The Devil Makes Three to the list of redeemable country music. I guess they are more bluegrass/folk punk, but they shred and the lyrics are good.

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