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rockSlayer , to memes in Its go time!

link for the curious. There’s some decent music in the thread

SheDiceToday ,

!asklemmy and ctrl+f music. Stay on your instance, folks.

mvirts , to unixporn in [XFCE] System 6

This would be great for an eink display

10_0 , to memes in How do y'all say GIF?

Yiff obv

blindbunny ,

👑

unreliable , to linux in Linux market share on Steam over time (Sep 2023 - 1.63%)

I found more interesting is already bigger that mac os

Fisch ,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t you have to pay for Wine on Mac?

Afghaniscran , to lemmyshitpost in Magical world

World? I think you mean pressurised, life-sustaining, mud, water and rock ball.

Rodeo ,

Mud is just water and rock combined on a microscopic scale.

AffineConnection ,

wet, fuzzy magnet with a bald rock child

pivot_root , to memes in Not fair.

And the chocolate stains. My dads sure love their chocolate.

alphacyberranger , to piracy in massgrave.dev creator announced return of HWID activation!
@alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

Can somebody explain what this means?

BudgieMania ,

That MSoft will go back to earning exactly what they deserve for Windows installations

ProvokedGamer ,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

A new method to pirate windows keys activation so you don’t gotta pay for it

alphacyberranger ,
@alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

Okay something different from KMS then?

TwinHaelix ,
@TwinHaelix@reddthat.com avatar

KMS requires phoning back to MS periodically to keep the license activated. It’s still “permanent” because there’s no limit on duration (as of now at least).

HWID activation registers a hardware ID in MS servers to permanently license it. That means no renewal, just forever activation that survives reinstalls.

alphacyberranger ,
@alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

Wow that’s actually better

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

There is a limit with KMS (2038)

Hadriscus , to memes in TFW You're in Denial that the Game from your Beloved Company is Bad

That’s me with Starfield

FinalRemix ,

That’s just how Bethesda games work though. Fallout 4 isn’t good, but it’s fun.

Morrowind is a masterpiece but it’s janky as fuck.

Hadriscus ,

yea I loved Morrowind

rgb3x3 ,

Same here. I played about 30 hours and realized I wasn’t actually having fun with it. I was just going through the motions. Because ultimately, it’s a really empty game. A mile wide and an inch deep.

Caitlynn ,
@Caitlynn@feddit.de avatar

Refunded it 30 mins in, Baldurs Gate broke the Starfield illusion for me

Hadriscus ,

Yep. It scratches my looting itch and it looks pretty. But damn, like you say, it’s really shallow

souma , to memes in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!

wtf is a Kia race

Blastasaurus ,

It’s a race in which there are only losers.

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

So do they all burn or implode in the end like the majority of KIAs?

netburnr ,
@netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

A very easily stolen race, all you need is a USB stick

Rai ,

Rip a lil plastic…

Bread ,

Maybe it is Killed In Action?

Empricorn ,

Has to be.

tdawg , to memes in life hack

The secret incredient is death

peanuts4life , to programmerhumor in Voice comments
@peanuts4life@beehaw.org avatar

While investigating an uncovered node in some aviation datalink software, I discovered a 15 year old comment from 1993 along the lines of, “this function never runs, I’ll fix it later.” I wish will all my heart I could have heard their voice. Even if just for a moment.

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s been about 30 years, did they ever fix it?

peanuts4life ,
@peanuts4life@beehaw.org avatar

I think my lead deferred it as a case covered by code inspection. So… probably not! I don’t work at ge anymore 😁

fsniper , to programmerhumor in Voice comments

I hope this is a joke and not intended to be real.

lukas ,
@lukas@lemmy.haigner.me avatar

No, this is real:

fsniper ,

Then I hope it won't get any traction.

39Y523R ,

I hope it does, it’s brilliant.

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Are you the type of person who prefers 5-minute video tutorials for computer tasks that could be explained with a single paragraph?

Because in my mind that’s a similar level of time/data wasting inefficiency

39Y523R ,

No, I’m merely an enjoyer of shitposting and this stupid thing got my imagination going.

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

I mean it’s in this community

Overlock , to linux in Defaults insults
@Overlock@sopuli.xyz avatar

Where lp0 on fire?

seathru , to memes in GIVE IT TO MEeeeee

I ate so much beef stroganoff yesterday that my sweat smells like it today. (seriously 😅)

HappyMeatbag ,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

I’m asking as a friend. Please never update us on the smell of your sweat again.

seathru ,

Duly noted.

SatanicNotMessianic ,

That was the update.

Type STOP to unsubscribe.

Sotuanduso ,

STOP

qisope ,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

unsubscribe

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I just came straight stroganoff.

I’m boiling egg noodles as we speak for put it on.

Donkter ,

I saw: “subscribe”. You have successfully subscribed to Stroganoff Facts ™!

Fact: I once tried to make beef stroganoff by myself. It was undercooked and for the next three days my shit was liquid.

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