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Metal_Zealot , to programmerhumor in A good book can change your life
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Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?

swab148 ,
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Let’s ask him @dessalines

PFShady , to memes in Guten Tag Everybody

I took German in High school… 25+ years ago. Never got fluent and never used it after that. Now I see the memes and find myself picking out words I remember to find the funny.

Denvil , to memes in "BLUE LIVES MATTER"

OP leaving 17 essays in the comments. I can’t be arsed to read any of this…

culprit OP ,
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Thanks for your lack of time =]

TALL421 ,
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Wow this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone bitch about an OP being TOO active in their own thread.

stepanzak , to mildlyinfuriating in Windows 10 keeps bugging me to use a Microsoft account

Only good thing about windows being so bad is that amazing feeling when I finish my homework in Solidworks (🤬) and boot back to my Linux desktop.

possiblylinux127 ,

Can’t you just virtualize it?

stepanzak ,

My laptop barely runs windows unvirtualized and I don’t have a PC :(

Kalkaline , to memes in Boy howdy!
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Sounds like a commie

Che_Donkey ,
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Commie titties are still titties

TrickDacy ,
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Whoosh

lowleveldata ,

I like my nipples pink, not red, thanks.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Our nipples, comrade.

Fester , to workreform in One Mississippi

At a modest average annual dividend yield of 4%, $1 million in investments will generate $40,000 in income. $1 billion will generate $40,000,000.

Grayox OP ,
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Hot damn that is a good way to contextualize it.

kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

For real. Once you are a billionaire, with even the most basic investments, you have to try REAL hard to become broke again. Spare money begets money. Spare dragon hoards begets dragon hoards. Any bitch baby billionaire whining about taxes can kiss every single asshole of single working parents, people struggling to cover student loan debts, people who perpetually rent because they can’t afford a home with a lower mortgage payment than there rent is, and every person who got ill and lost there job and home as a result. They don’t need more dragon hoards. They’ll be just fine.

spankinspinach ,

This is the best way to explain it I’ve seen. Tell me those billionaires are struggling 🙄

i_simp_4_tedcruz ,

That’s how multiplication by 1000 works

Fades , to memes in Inspired by reading everyday news

Humanity will not exist long enough to reach said bright future

TheLadyAugust ,

I’m worried the bright future will start right as the last humans die…

DeadOfMind ,

That’s why it’s called the bright future… Right?

eezeebee ,
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Gork , to lemmyshitpost in The future is now

What, you egg?

Stabs him

habanhero , to lemmyshitpost in Hello there

hello I’m a woman in an apocalyptic society who regularly fends off gunfights and who needs kevlar when I got this lingerie bust

captainlezbian , to memes in Common Marx W

Ok, I know Marx was a contemporary of the civil war and wrote about it but every time I see him with a sensible take on it I’m just like “aren’t you in Germany then and it’s a massive pain in the ass to cross the ocean at the time. Why are your takes so sensible”

Zehzin , (edited )
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Didn’t he edit a newspaper? I suppos having takes was kind of his job.

culprit ,
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Marx sent a letter to Lincoln, and Lincoln’s staff responded via Ambassador Adams. It’s a really interesting moment in history that’s been buried by US Red Scare ideology.

from wiki on Adams:

Part of his duties included corresponding with British civilians, including Karl Marx and the International Workingmen’s Association.[7] Adams and his son, Henry Adams, who served as his private secretary

www.marxists.org/archive/…/lincoln-letter.htm

Asafum ,

Oh man that would be a fun tidbit for conservatives when they try the old “accckshully Lincoln was a Republican who fought to free slaves so it’s the Democrats that are the racists!”

“Ok, so how do you feel about Lincoln working with Karl Marx, you know, Mr.Communisim?”

TokenBoomer , to worldnews in Palestine-Israel Crisis Megathread II

‘America First’ Republicans Explain Why They Support Israel’s Military

“Oh, just because I have a basement full of Nazi memorabilia, I can’t support Israel?”

Veedem , to memes in Apes gone
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Anyone who fell for the scam and was a smug moron through it all deserves the fall out.

But also, the founder should be prosecuted for perpetrating a clear scam.

Bootheal0179 ,
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Who founded what scam?

PolydoreSmith ,

They’re talking about the scam of NFTs in general, Bored Apes in particular.

Apparently the company announced a restructuring in early October.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Even blue chip NFT’s (gag) are crashing? What is this world coming to?

deegeese ,

I’m waiting for the price to hit rock bottom before I swoop in and right-click a bunch at bargain prices.

The_Eminent_Bon , to memes in Where is Kevin?

So you have two pairs of legs? And wont the pizza grease stain the sheets?

imgprojts ,

That’s just how some people flavor their 🧀 cheese!

Jimmycrackcrack ,

doesn’t matter, had pizza.

lugal , to memes in Um...you're in prison

Everything is a prison. Society is a prison. School is a prison. Office is a prison. Jail is a prison. Prison is a prison.

Certainly_No_Brit ,

“Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains.” -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

m_r_butts ,

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  • Touching_Grass ,

    Come out to the coast! We’ll get together, have a few laughs. - John McClane

    radioactiveradio ,

    Not me, i costed my parents quite a bit.

    Etienne_Dahu ,

    No, you’re a prison

    You are your own prison

    _cnt0 ,

    This comment section is a prison. I’m not stuck here with you, though. You’re stuck with me!

    lugal ,

    Just you and me. Huis clos, no exit. Hell is other people. Hell is prison btw

    After all the Camus references about Sisyphus, it’s time for Sartre (actually it’s not, Camus is way cooler)

    _cnt0 ,

    Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief. Now, insert your recreation rod into my receptacle.

    lugal ,

    I’m sorry, I’m lost on this one. Is it part of the play? I have only superficial knowledge about it

    _cnt0 ,

    After Camus and Sartre, I threw in some random Cicero (first half) and then something completely random (second) because I should hate to be predictable.

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
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    Werner Herzog?

    Hey, I’m really glad you joined Lemmy!

    Gormadt ,
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    Especially pants

    Pants are a prison

    u202307011927 ,
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    Even prison … who would’ve thought

    lugal ,

    Even prison

    Especially prison

    u202307011927 ,
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    Damn

    tdawg ,

    My skin is a prison?

    qisope ,
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    free yourself from these dermal bonds!

    optissima ,

    Your mom is my prison

    ininewcrow , to risa in Signature look of superiority
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    Using 100% of your brain … AKA a Grand Mal Seizure

    Here at Risa, that sounds about right

    ummthatguy ,
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    RojoSanIchiban ,

    In my headcanon, Q squished Nagilum between his metaphorical fingers for being so impotent as to kill a life form on a whim without possessing the capability or forethought to restore them (for further amusement). Then he brought Ensign Haskell back who rotated out to a new assignment as Lieutenant.

    Yep.

    zcd OP ,
    Kolanaki ,
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    Better than a Grand Nagus Seizure.

    That’s where they just take your house and leave you destitute on the street, wishing you had a regular seizure and died.

    ininewcrow ,
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    AKA … modern real estate transactions

    The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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    That’s the secret to great content.

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