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superduperenigma , to memes in "Patriots"

Waving a gadsden flag with a giant boot on the snake:

“Tread on me harder, daddy!”

lugal , to memes in Trolley Problem Solution

There’s an old Talaxian expression: “When the road before you splits in two, take the third path.”

Sylver ,

That could be misinterpreted to mean “turn around and go back the way you came”

lugal ,

Which would be a valid solution to the trolly problem…

DmMacniel ,

Hmm I feel the urge to tuvix…

lugal ,

That’s a different story all together. In that case, there really were only 2 options and one was clearly morally wrong so Janeway had to do exactly that

Gabu ,

Both choices were morally dubious. Tuvok and Nelix wanted to be alive just as much as Tuvix

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Seems I'm always looking for that third option.

explodicle ,

IRL physical systems there always is, that’s how we got from horses to trains.

GeneralVincent ,

There’s an old saying in Tennessee (I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee) that says, take the first path, shame on… shame on you. The third path- you can’t get fooled again.

lugal ,

This made me laugh much harder than I’m willing to admit

HawlSera , to memes in Math

Isn’t this the asian guy who doesn’t understand that white supremacists only like white people and claimed to be suing the CEO of Antifa for damages that never actually happened?

jol ,

I thought this was Asian Elon Musk

Dehydrated ,

“the CEO of Antifa” lmao

HipHoboHarold ,

I’m guessing that means this is also the dude who claimed people threw cement at him, when it was a milk shake.

Then they claimed the milkshake had cement in it, so people pointed out things like sugar would keep cement from hardening.

Then the cops said they had no reason to assume it was concrete, and no one suggested it was, despite them and the guy being the ones who said it was concrete.

HawlSera ,

Eyup, that’s the guy. It was also around the time others on the right claimed that people were pouring gasoline into bags in order to make “Makeshift Molotv Cocktails”

When

  1. the whole point of a Molotov Cocktail is that it’s a makeshift weapon that the proletariat will always have access to as it’s just alcohol and fire

B) A plastic bag wouldn’t make for a good molotov cocktail as it would just fucking disintegrate and couldn’t be thrown that far of a distance, if any at all

HipHoboHarold ,

Also, the cloth hanging over on to the side of the bag could melt the plastic, and then catch fire

Or it might just not break and spread

I get the point of misinformation isn’t that it needs to make sense, but some times I hear this stuff and wonder fucking why? At least try.

HawlSera ,

It just needs to be simple and easy to repeat, in as few words as possible.

SnotFlickerman , to memes in universal struggle bait
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
brokenlcd ,

We resolved nothing; ya still gotta try to align the connector 2-3 times before it actually fits.

smoof ,

USB C should have been a circle.

SomeBoyo ,

That will be USB O

smoof ,

USB Oval like what it is now.

brokenlcd ,
InputZero ,

Still wouldn’t fix it. USB exist in a superposition of states. The only way to get a quantum superposition system like a USB drive to collapse it by entangling it with another quantum superposition, like the USB port on your motherboard. Skipping over a lot of math, the way to do this for USB is to first test all possible sets of superposition states. Which fortunately for us is only two states; the homo-analogues and hetro-analogues states. This entangles the two systems then upon a third attempt it will be in the hetro-analogues state and collapse. The reason for this is the source code for USB was developed in the bowels of hell.

explodicle ,

Gotta leave something for the next USB.

Please_RTFA ,

Impressive

HRDS_654 ,

Sounds like a skill issue. lol

aegis_sum , to memes in is a hot dog a sandwich

canoli = sushi

Bigtiddygothgrany ,

Big Mac = cake

Afghaniscran ,

Lasagne = cake

Willy ,

This one I can get behind. A delicious cheesy noodle tomato meat cake. Yumm.

rustydomino ,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

The cake is a lie.

Redcedar , to piracy in "Piracy is a service issue.." (Image is a real story btw, link in post)

The irony of this article being able to quote those comments for us, the humble readers, while the fucking movie studios can’t do the same in a court of law is just… so delicious.

You_are_dust , to piracy in Sail...

Hoopla is for library systems. We are rising up against public libraries now? I don’t understand that and Tubi being on this. They are both free.

ogginger43 ,

And Plex is for self hosted content. Maybe it’s on the list because it’s not open source but I still wouldn’t put in the same group with Netflix Hulu and max.

wowwoweowza OP ,

Hoopla is normalizing surveillance capitalism. Sorry You’re not seeing that. Perhaps you didn’t watch the video?

Retiring ,
@Retiring@lemmy.ml avatar

What video?

wowwoweowza OP ,
Rizoid ,
@Rizoid@programming.dev avatar

What do you mean? I watched dunkey’s weird video and I still don’t understand. Hoopla is digital content from library’s, free and available for anyone. I’m confused as to this standpoint you have.

wowwoweowza OP ,

I only saw the video and got triggered by all the corporate logos.

I’m not certain how people use those corporate videos through some library app but at the end of the day, any use of those apps benefits the corporation behind them.

radix ,
@radix@lemmy.world avatar

Plex desperately wants to be more then just a self-hosted library solution, as that’s often (though not exclusively) associated with piracy. They also have a free streaming service, similar to Tubi and Pluto, that can integrate with your own library.

can ,
Fiivemacs , to technology in In what ways has your use of technology/internet changed in 2023?

I’ve stopped trusting anything online due to AI being a cancer on the internet and it’s only going to get worse.

balancedchaos ,

My trust in anything on the internet has eroded over the last ten years. Information, news, offers…it’s all pud-pulling capitalist circlejerking and the most cynical propaganda imaginable.

Fiivemacs ,

I don’t trust what you just said

balancedchaos ,

Good! You’re learning.

BoastfulDaedra ,

Or… are we!??

balancedchaos ,

I don’t know!

caseyweederman , to linux in What's your favorite music player on Linux?

dd if=/dev/urandom | aplay

Rozauhtuno ,
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

So you like jazz?

onlinepersona ,

Only free jazz

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

neidu2 ,

I was about to suggest of=/dev/dsp, but that devnode doesn’t seem to be in use anymore

teft , to risa in eight months to go
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I hope I’m a gimmie and not a dim.

Zorque ,

100% a ghost.

0p3r470r ,

Beverly Crusher has entered the chat

Zorque ,

How does she feel about the name "Biddle"?

Grayox OP , to memes in An Academy award or Oscar at least.
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar
Meowoem ,

That’s exactly what I came in here to post

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

My partner and I were tearing up by the end, it was so well done!

SapphironZA , to memes in Happy Christian Pride Month!

If you should shout “happy holidays” in front of that house, it all just catches fire instantly.

Thoughts and prayers for the family loving under such dangerous circumstances.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

family loving

i guess the typo still makes sense

Commiunism ,

I get that it’s a joke, but “happy holidays” isn’t a secular alternative to “merry christmas”, as the word “holidays” is literally the words “holy” + “day”.

🤓

Omega_Haxors , to memes in Get outta my face!

Remember: the Salvation Army funds homophobic genocide

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

I know the Salvation Army has an antagonistic stance towards non-heterosexual relationships, but could you elaborate on the genocide part?

Omega_Haxors ,
HurlingDurling ,

I didn’t remember, because I didn’t know about this. Any links for self referencing?

Cap ,

As far as I know they changed their stance. Even their website now says they accept anyone even lgbtq+ community.

Omega_Haxors ,

Talk is cheap, any nazi can say they’re good guys now while continuing their evil actions. Just look at every billionaire. PR carries continents.

creditCrazy , to lemmyshitpost in Romance ain't dead
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Did glados write this

someguy3 ,

Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can’t see that as love.

AngryCommieKender ,

GLaDOS doesn’t love or hate. She just wants you gone.

youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o?si=f23kIPmrrR2be8_T

ExLisper , to programmerhumor in this technology suffers from high latency

Some guys actually managed to do a ping using this standard. I saw pictures and all.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

And apparently it was better than the local internet provider

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