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Unaware7013 , to lemmyshitpost in Underappreciated humour

Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed

TheOakTree ,

Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck

peopleproblems ,

I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.

Billiiam Boberto

TheOakTree ,

Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.

InternetCitizen2 ,

Billiam Gates?

cam_i_am ,

I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.

Usually known as Hil and Bill.

Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄

hakunawazo ,

Hillbilly?

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in Planes :)

To be fair you are probably better off using a bidet as diarrhea often means repeat events and that’s a lot of wiping and you can create sores. Also, with infectious diarrhea the very act of wiping is a high risk event for spreading those germs. The f22 is an incredible flying machine and the M28 is likely not the most luxurious way to travel but it is much better than flying on Spirit airlines.

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Yeah, with diarrhea I just wash my hole as if I wiped every time it would hurt so much

drathvedro ,

What’ve learned the hard way the last time I had prolonged diarrhea is that it’s better to wash as soon as possible because having your buttcheeks soaked in stomach acid can irritate the skin even more than the toilet paper. It’s no wonder F22 took issue with this as she has vectored thrust and hypersonic missles while M28 doesn’t. He’s just out of her league, she’s gotta dump him and date SU27 instead.

toastal ,

Bidets are the way even when not experiencing diarrhea & it’s weird so many places it’s no the norm. It’s real weird to find a places without the hose sitting right next to the throne when you are finished.

UnderpantsWeevil , to lemmyshitpost in Goddamnit autocorrect!
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Me: “Contrite”

Autocorrect: “Did you mean Concrete?”

Me: “No. Add to Dictionary

Me: “Finagle”

Autocorrect: “Did you mean Final?”

Me: “No! Add to Dictionary

Me: “Catapult”

Autocorrect: “Bro, I don’t even know what that word is but I’m going to assume its misspelled.”

Me: “God damnit. Add to Dictionary

Me: “Phras”

Autocorrect: “This is fine.”

1847953620 ,

Facts af

MentalEdge , to memes in Awww yeah
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Also check if your instance accepts support 👍

fluke ,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

I self-host. Donate to me.

wise ,
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That’s one hell of a domain name

fluke ,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

It’s one hell of a problem domain, let me tell you

Valmond ,

I do too, but I prefer users.

We’re not the same.

(or am I completely off with this meme?)

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re completely off. I don’t even understand what you mean

FARTYSHARTBLAST , to memes in Where is Kevin?
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

wtf? 4:3? Really?

Imgonnatrythis ,

And that didn’t even bother me as bad as the bias lighting setup on this.

jackie_jormp_jomp ,

Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea

someguy3 ,

Didn’t even notice until your comment. How do you even buy one of those?

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

You're gonna need a time machine...

someguy3 ,

That looks like an LCD.

Bene7rddso ,

Probably a projector

someguy3 ,

Maybe, the ones I know of you’re supposed to be in a dark room. Maybe they’ve gotten better.

merc ,

That’s by far the most disturbing thing about this post. The movie is 2.35:1. This looks even closer to square than 4:3. If you watched the movie with this framing you’d be missing more than half the movie.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Unfortunately, by the time widescreen formats for home viewing became common Star Wars was butchered into a shadow of its former self, so unless you’re going to sail the high seas you’ve got to pick your poison.

JohnDClay ,

If you are a sailor, look up 4k77 or despecalized edition.

Event_Horizon ,

Avast!

perniciousanteater , to memes in Gambling is addictive

Prescription ads should also be banned

m3t00 ,
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and infomercials all night. someone must be sending them money or they wouldn’t still exist

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  • altima_neo ,
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    And those college girls that are always going wild

    Colorcodedresistor ,

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  • m3t00 ,
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    awnery ,

    some of this weirdness actually goes way back, way way before that slimeball girls gone wild clown

    i feel like maybe The Dollop covered it, maybe

    Che_Donkey ,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    It used to be! I left the US to work overseas from 97 to 2000, and when i came back everyone had heartburn and took “the little purple pill”, the laws changed and prescription meds were now on every other commercial.

    aberrate_junior_beatnik , to mildlyinteresting in Prices for wifi in the plane (scoot)

    I like that the pre-purchase discount for the 1GB is less in absolute terms than the pre-purchase discount for 20MB

    thesprongler , to memes in ain't got no rizz

    This is me with 🤙I can’t stop please help

    getoffthedrugsdude OP ,

    Right on, bruther🤙

    PlantDadManGuy ,

    Keep it steezy brotato chip

    steeznson ,

    Unfortunately steeznson is extremely close to my actual name so I couldn’t resist it

    Timecircleline ,

    Shaka bruh 🤙

    Floey , to memes in Vegan food: The west vs India

    Think this post confuses veganism and vegetarianism. Also it’s chemicals all the way down. Those spices? Made of chemicals.

    Those alternative burgers are actually pretty tasty but also very heavy because they are imitating beef. For American fare I’d generally prefer a sandwich with deli style meats made out of tofu or seitan, or a bean burger.

    GreasyTengu ,
    @GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works avatar

    “pulled pork” Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

    Haven’t been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there’s no pretending its not bean cheese.

    Retrograde ,
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    Lol, I’m calling it bean cheese from now on

    Floey ,

    Tofu has a lot of range, there are many types of tofu you just won’t see that many in a Western market. There are also a lot of ways to prepare tofu, it’s very versatile.

    kvothelu ,

    vegetarianism minus butter/ghee = veganism. there are tons of dishes in vegetarianism without milk products

    radioactiveradio ,

    You mean to say scientists don’t sit in a circle and summon the “Chemicals” from the lower tiers of hell?

    BolexForSoup , to assholedesign in Google deleted an open source app I love (install from F-Droid) for being "Fake"
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    This is why the Web Integrity API is terrifying to me.

    cooopsspace ,

    Yeah and imagine if Google decided they don’t like your small business and ruins your livelihood overnight.

    In no time you’ll lose your house to a bank, all because a company that you have little association with chose to.

    BolexForSoup ,
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    I can’t even imagine what pernicious elements they can add to it to bog down someone’s website too. They don’t even have to introduce it on purpose, if it’s just a byproduct they can shrug and not worry about it. It’s shocking how much traffic you lose if your website takes three seconds to load.

    Everyone should switch to Firefox/Mullvad

    nick , to memes in I don't pay my family to hang out with me and do me favors 8h a day.

    My first week at my current tech job, our ceo gave a little presentation. He said, and I quote, “we ain’t a family. I like everyone here, but make no mistake: we’re a business”

    We’re a pretty small (bout 150 at the time) company.

    I really really enjoyed that honesty from him.

    krey , to memes in cloudfare bad

    OP should actually be mad at the criminals making cloudflare necessary for some by attacking sites. Those are the ones making the internet worse.

    RickyRigatoni OP ,
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    I can be mad at both.

    TheBlue22 , to memes in Reddit is dead. Long live the Fediverse.

    What happened this time?

    derpgon ,
        • so it’s posthumous
    TheBlue22 ,

    Yes, it was 2 days ago. What happened? I don’t care enough about reddit to open it and find out myself.

    BonesOfTheMoon ,
    derpgon ,

    Wait, I am dumb, somehow I though it’s already November…

    BonesOfTheMoon ,
    TheBlue22 ,

    Have they implemented it yet? This is literary against EU law

    BonesOfTheMoon ,

    I think it’s for the US.

    TheBlue22 ,

    Oh.

    bedo6776 ,

    The subtitle of the article literally says some countries are exempt and in the article the author said they are waiting for confirmation that the EU is exempt.

    TheBlue22 ,

    It appears I suffered from “being a dumb dumb and only reading the headline” syndrome

    DogMuffins , to memes in gee thanks

    because it’s a fake sign designed to be read wrong.

    HiddenLayer5 , to memes in POVERTY IS A FEATURE NOT A BUG

    Don’t worry, they’ve outlawed homelessness. Problem solved!

    JohnDClay ,

    Literally though. And there’s a whole practice of hostile architecture that makes it harder and more uncomfortable to be homeless.

    Obi ,
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    The point of hostile architecture isn’t to solve homelessness, just to send them to the next block/town over (not saying you don’t understand that, just pointing it out).

    JohnDClay ,

    I wonder if hostile architecture also kills people. Increasing exposure to cold and reducing opportunities to rest doesn’t seem good for your chances for survival. I guess that would solve homelessness, but in the worst most morbid way possible.

    kamenlady ,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    The most morbid way i heard about was in the news, when i lived in Brasil. Store owners used to pay police officers to get rid of the homeless disturbing their business in Rio de Janeiro.

    Carried out at night, organized & stealthy, most victims were kids.

    I don’t remember if someone really went to jail for this. That was in the 80s, like 20 years ago.

    dfc09 ,

    1980 was 43 years ago :P

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Noooo! All of the 90s were 10 years ago and always will be, so it follows that the 80s were 20 years ago!

    Viking_Hippie ,

    You’re absolutely right in your suspicion. Like so many “let’s punish the poor and vulnerable so they’ll stop being poor and vulnerable” policies that people think are just a “righteous” inconvenience, hostile architecture DOES kill people.

    It’s social murder just so the more fortunate don’t have to look at the consequences of an unjust system. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/580eb047-85fc-4380-92ad-6e79e79a425b.jpeg

    TimewornTraveler ,

    Make it unconstitutional for a municipality to let anyone go unhoused? Based, love it.

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