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xmunk , to asklemmy in Why are many men growing beards again ?

I’m a fucking wizard - the beard is mandatory.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

I control electron flow on my spare time

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I control erection flow.

sbv ,

Do the other wizards just give you the staff, or do you have to go on a quest or something?

xmunk ,

Becoming a wizard isn’t so trivial as just being declared one - many wizards apprenticed themselves to gain knowledge and improve their chances but that elevation is a personal journey.

You will know you’re a wizard when you can look at fellows in your skill and know that none of them would challenge your adoption of the title. I wish you the best of luck. It’s a title within reach of everyone in their lifetime.

The staff and robes are optional but who would turn down a badass purple robe.

sbv ,

It’s really the stick I’m interested in. So you can just go get your own staff? Nobody awards you the staff, or stops you from getting a staff?

xmunk ,

Nah, you can just make yourself a staff - there aren’t any restrictions, registries or waiting periods.

0_0j , (edited )
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, you can just make yourself a staff

Exactly. The moguls try to control how I use it in the organization

flashgnash , to programmerhumor in Asking the important questions

Made the mistake of using react for a mobile app and my god why is it this convoluted, why are the error messages always along the lines of “something went wrong with networking 🤷”

Unfortunately I’m stuck with it now

lowleveldata ,

react is better than the days when we jquery everything

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Am I the only one left writing pure JS webpages? I swear for the stuff I’ve done recently, adding React or even jQuery makes things 10x more complicated and bloated. The base JS support browsers have now is actually great. It’s not like the old days trying to support every browser back to IE6

flashgnash ,

I like base JS and I like jQuery. Only reason I’m using React is for native cross platform mobile/web but I’m beginning to regret choosing it for that

Cqrd ,

I assume you mean react native, not react, unless you’re using something like capacitor. React native is a far shot from react and is much more annoying to deal with.

flashgnash ,

Yes I mean react native

Wouldn’t be bothering with it if I were just working with web

Cqrd ,

Using capacitor as a native shell for your web app can be very nice, actually. It lets you hook into native API calls and build native apps while hardly ever having to write native code, unless you want to, which presumably you don’t since you’re writing react native.

flashgnash ,

Honestly doing it again I’d just write in xamarin or something not web orientated because as it turns out the web app is going to need to be separate anyway

I might look into capacitor but is that not basically just electron?

Cqrd ,

I guess you could see it that way, but web views are inherent in mobile operating systems, they don’t need to be bundled into your app, so capacitor apps aren’t big bloated memory consuming applications like electron apps are. There’s a lot of well made apps running on capacitor that you wouldn’t even know, especially if you use something like ionic framework to actually have the look and feel of native mobile apps.

flashgnash ,

Definitely need to look into this for future, would make dev so much easier to just write for web and not have to deal with react native’s bullshit

bitfucker ,

Why not try flutter then?

flashgnash ,

Had a look at it, looked worse than react

bitfucker ,

When you are writing some complex web app, you will wish you used a framework. Some web apps can have more than 50 pages with multiple states that depend on remote data to be locally cached and synced depending if you are online/offline. Framework can handle a lot of the heavy state management for you and even provide a nice UI component library. But I do agree that React is too much, but jQuery is being replaced by vanilla JS. That is why I usually use Vue. But for simple stuff, yes, Vanilla JS is pretty much good enough

uis , (edited )

No framework will make FSM for you. Managing state of web ui is not as hard as managing state of game.

Using TCP for networking? Loss, retransmit, lag, you’re dead. Using UDP for networking? Loss, desync, you’re dead. Sending full game state? Congestion, loss, lag, dead. Doing sync right, but still pushing too much data? Congestion, loss, lag, dead. Also keeping on server you need not only track game state, but what game state client confirmed to receive.

bitfucker ,

Strictly speaking, the original commenter is talking about website but sure there is an FSM JS framework too (XState).

traches ,

The biggest problem frameworks solve is “I need the value of this variable to be on the page and I need it to stay up-to-date.” If you don’t have this problem, or you only have it in a couple of places where hand-writing the necessary event listeners isn’t too arduous, then yeah you don’t really need a front end js framework.

sandman ,

I just have to say: designing a GUI in code in 2024 is asinine.

I feel bad for anyone who got suckered into learning convoluted bullshit like angular or react when they could’ve learned Godot or Qt.

uis ,

Linux has better error messages. “Dazed and confused, but trying to continue”.

flashgnash ,

I am spoiled by dotnet and rust error messages. They tell you exactly what the problem is, where it is, and in rust’s case sometimes even how to fix it

Then there’s C with “segmentation fault”

uis ,

and in rust’s case sometimes even how to fix it

Then there’s C with "segmentation fault"

  1. You are comparing compiler-generated errors and runtime errors
  2. Rust can trigger segmentation fault and bus error too.
  3. GCC’s error messages are very detailed, sometimes can contain suggested solutions.

For example if I will try to compile helloworld without including stdio.h, gcc will warn implicit declaration of function ‘printf’(by default, almost everyone make it error with -Werror=) and will suggest note: include ‘<stdio.h>’ or provide a declaration of ‘printf’. And runtime error reports are as good as programmer makes them, no matter language program was written in.

I am spoiled by core dumps(although rust technically has them too).

Also in context of kernel, it will print stack trace and (if used) will kexec into another kernel that can make core dump or continue working.

flashgnash ,

I do not code in C it was just a throwaway meme lol

onlinepersona ,

Then there’s C with “segmentation fault”

Successfully triggered a sea fan. (not me, another dude in the comments)

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TodaviaTyler , to linuxmemes in What distro he uses? 🐧💻

Trick question, he IS the operating system.

JoMiran , to programmerhumor in canYouTakeALookAtThisDateTimeBug
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d start with a 13 month/28 day calendar and planetary time (all clocks set to UTC).

EDIT: And set the date format to YYYY.MM.DD for the entire world. Americans and Europeans can stop arguing. The Japanese got it right.

MinekPo1 ,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

And set the date format to YYYY.MM.DD for the entire world. Americans and Europeans can stop arguing.

this made me uncontrollably angry , its YYYY-MM-DD not YYYY.MM.DD

QuazarOmega ,

I’ll do you one better: YYYY/MM/DD

rmuk , (edited )

YYYY-𝓜𝓜-DD

I like my months fancy.

QuazarOmega ,

As long as you don’t switch them around with the days, it’ll be fine

xzinik ,
@xzinik@feddit.cl avatar

proceeds to write least significant digit to the left when using YYYY·MM·DD

melpomenesclevage ,

Yeah only garbage people use anything else.

doctordevice ,

And the extra day is a special interstitial holiday in the “14th” month, right? And leap days go into that holiday month as well.

xmunk ,

That fourteenth month should be managed by Congress, every year they could vote on whether we’d have it or not.

doctordevice ,

Lmfao, that would totally be the solution the US would implement. “How can we do this in the most complicated, error-prone way?”

psud , (edited )

The symmetry calendars (Wikipedia) use a leap week each several years, which seems like a reasonable way of doing it

Apparently the author of those calendars thought that would bring on board the people who believe days following an unending sequence is important - those who think their holy day has to be an actual whatever-day not one out of sequence due to intercalary days

Ed. Linkified the calendar

doctordevice ,

Ahh, that makes sense. Here I was thinking it would be fun to have a day or two every year that weren’t any day of the week.

The leap week is a little bit of an unsatisfying solution since it means solstices and equinoxes will shift around a lot more. Also not as likely to get governments and employers to be willing to treat them as holidays.

I highly doubt we’ll move from our current calendar anytime soon. Its flaws aren’t bad enough to justify the effort, but I would really love a more symmetrical calendar. And payroll folks would probably love it too. Hourly and salary structures would be a lot more in sync.

psud ,

On the other hand the calendar is always the same, years always start on a Monday, months start on a Monday

You could have a permanent calendar, except that religious holidays and astronomical events (solstices, equinoxes, best day for planting tulips) would move around

My birthday would vanish as it’s towards the end of one of the middle months; my mother’s birthday would only happen in leap years as it’s late in the last month

Birthdays on the new calendar would always fall on the same week day (though people born under the old calendar could celebrate on the day that it would be had the old calendar continued, or choose the same day number and month, or choose the corresponding day in the first year (or whatever) of the new calendar and stick to that month and day number)

doctordevice , (edited )

Almost all of this would be true if we celebrated a day (or two) each year that were outside of the months and weeks, except events tied to points in our orbit would stay put a lot more. We would still have the same calendar every year. In your version we have a full extra week every 6 or so years, in mine every year we have a dedicated New Year’s Day that isn’t in a regular month or a day of the week, and every 4 or so years (same rules as now) we have 2 New Year’s Days.

Though I would argue for Sunday being the 1st day of each month/year. IMO weekends should be like bookends, one on either side.

Edit: your Wiki link contained a link to the International Fixed Calendar, which I’ve been inadvertently arguing for. This is almost identical to what I’ve been proposing, except they put the leap day at the end of June. But it fixes the major disadvantage of your system: that a year isn’t a year. In your system 1/1 is never one year away from 1/1. In mine it is within leap day drift, just like the current calendar.

absGeekNZ ,
@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz avatar

No, “new years day” would just be a day all by it’s self, global celebration day… And get this, every 4 years you get two party days.

Obviously this will never happen, the world would all have to agree on the change…, which isn’t going to happen. Oh well it is nice in theory.

doctordevice ,

Isn’t that what I said?

Tolookah , to programmerhumor in Interview vs Job

Wait, you didn’t have meetings about the button first?

hexaflexagonbear , (edited )
@hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net avatar

Those meetings come after you make the change where they tell you they actually expected the button would get smaller.

sukhmel ,

Oh, they did. But the guy doing actual work with the button was on the meetings about scrollbar

420stalin69 , (edited )

Don’t forget refinement where you describe your plan to add the “height: 80pt” rule (literally what the client wants), and then poker planning where you say it will be 1 point and the lead dev says 3 points and the other dev asks what is a point anyway leading to a time consuming discussion, and then the task gets scheduled for not next sprint but the sprint after, and then you do it and push your code, make a pull request, then during code review it is suggested you use tailwind instead but your project isn’t using tailwind because it’s some legacy PHP monster started by a junior who was just learning PHP, so now there’s a POC to consider using tailwind meanwhile the lead dev (who has a background in QA) designs a reusable “height engine” which uses rabbitmq to alert all worker nodes (there’s only one) about any changes to the height rules in mongodb. The height engine doesn’t include units so you have to hardcode if the client is expecting rem or pt. The product owner asks you in sprint review why this ended up taking a week when you said 1 point initially and the team agreed on 3. A team decision is made that all future CSS rule changes require a POC prior to implementation.

Tolookah ,

It’s okay, breathe, the project manager isn’t in the room with us now

mavu , to lemmyshitpost in FF Evangelists

They should, might be in a better mood then…

Iron_Lynx , to lemmyshitpost in FF Evangelists

I was at a party a few weeks ago and when we needed to use a web browser, one of the first things that happened was one of the attendees taking the computer to install FireFox.

suodrazah ,

Good

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Heathens get one chance to repent

mlg , to technology in This was the first result on Google
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Licensed Insurance Agent

seems legit

TexMexBazooka ,

anyone can work in insurance

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Its my favorite on Quora too.

Thanks Steve, the “Professional Hustler Entrepreneur” for getting the highest rated answers on the pros and cons of various medical drugs.

Toneswirly , to memes in got em

Thatcherism works everybody

Ullallulloo ,
@Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com avatar

You mean Peronism?

Toneswirly ,

Nah, Milei is not peronist.

Ullallulloo ,
@Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com avatar

And Milei didn’t cause this. He was in office maybe a month at this point? And the poverty rate had already rapidly risen from 40% to 50% in the six months prior under Fernández.

Shardikprime ,

49% but yes

Tja , to memes in Come on Barbie lets go Party

No. My impressions are based on having lived it before the iron curtain fell.

humanhorseshoes ,

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  • OurToothbrush ,

    You mean living under capitalism?

    Tja ,

    Living in the first decade of capitalism after communism, where freedom of the media exposed all the reality, people were still broke but the state no longer provided free housing (and the build codes changed to no longer allow cheap crappy concrete blocks), old “communists” sold half of all infrastructure to their buddies (where did someone get billions during communism??) and professionals started charging higher rates because now they were free to migrate west if they didn’t earn a decent wage at home. Among others.

    As of 2024, things are quite different.

    humanhorseshoes ,

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  • OurToothbrush ,

    Russia and Hungary are capitalist, China is a transitional stage economy run by a communist party.

    Blackmist ,

    But prepare for a 25 year old who lives in his mom’s garage in rural Indiana to try to debate you on the subject anyway.

    Gabu ,

    Says the balding neckbeard living in Brexit-land.

    Blackmist ,

    Bald, not balding.

    AFC1886VCC ,

    He lives in his mother’s garage because he can’t afford to move out on the pittance he makes at work. It sure wasn’t communism that put him there

    Tja ,

    Nope, in communism he would be dead of starvation or in jail for complaining.

    muad_dibber ,
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    Tja ,

    See how most of those polls are from 2009-2011, in the middle of the worst economic crisis in Europe in a century?

    And they weren’t thrown in jail for saying it?

    Maggoty ,

    Unless you’re over a 100 years old you lived in a totalitarian system masquerading as Communism.

    Klear ,

    Funny how that’s always the result.

    Maggoty ,

    Yeah I don’t think we’ve figured out a good way past the charismatic sociopath problem. The best thing we’re going to have in the short term is a democracy with a strong emphasis on socialism.

    Gabu ,

    Funny how that’s a fallacy, and there have been countless largely communist organizations of human labor over history, which lasted just as long as capitalist society.

    Tja ,

    See how you didn’t even have to ask which country it was? Because a 100% of communist countries became dictatorships ridden with poverty for the working class and gold plated luxury for the ruling class.

    I’m happy now somewhere in the middle in this terrible, terrible capitalism. Oh, and I’m free to leave anytime I want, if I don’t like it.

    Maggoty ,

    So do 100% of Capitalist countries without a strong democracy. In fact capitalism is the one designed to do so by concentrating capital.

    When we figure out communism or socialism there’s a really good chance it’s a strong democracy that prevents it from falling into totalitarianism. Will it be a bunch of anarchic communes in council? Lol no. Will workers share profit equally with executives? Probably.

    Gabu ,

    You mean the impressions of having lived in a dictatorship which discarded the idea of progressing towards communism? How is that relevant?

    Tja ,

    See how you didn’t even have to ask which country it was? Because a 100% of communist countries became dictatorships ridden with poverty for the working class and gold plated luxury for the ruling class.

    I’m happy now somewhere in the middle in this terrible, terrible capitalism. Oh, and I’m free to leave anytime I want, if I don’t like it.

    Gabu ,

    Grade-school level history: I didn’t need to ask which country because all of the possible countries were puppet states of a single other country…

    Because a 100% of communist countries became dictatorships […]

    There are a total of 0 communist countries throughout history. Your lack of very basic knowledge is starting to make me cringe.

    I’m happy now somewhere in the middle in this terrible, terrible capitalism.

    That’s irrelevant. If you’re happy while I’m driving a nail through your eyes, does that make driving a nail through someone’s eyes a good thing? The fact that you are privileged doesn’t make a difference.

    Oh, and I’m free to leave anytime I want

    No, you’re not. Your statement is so completely uneducated, I couldn’t even guess where to begin dismantling it.

    Ashelyn , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

    I could comment on the notion that one owns one’s girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you’re sharing deeply personal information with a program

    can , (edited )

    So don’t treat bing as my therapist eh?

    Edit: I was mostly joking, but are there any good ones I could run on a high-end android?

    21Cabbage ,

    I’m thinking through it and I don’t think you should run a therapist off your phone either. Not even for privacy reasons, that just seems like a recipe for disaster.

    can ,

    Therapist is too strong of a word for what I’m looking for.

    Sometimes I just need to hear my emotions are valid without burdening anyone :(

    FractalsInfinite , (edited )

    EDIT: It seems the app sherpa has what you need. Just use one of the models found here, preferably 7b-chat Q4_K_S

    Some people are energised by that kind of thing. However if you don’t want to reveal things to humans, you can use (if you are more technical) llama.cpp

    can , (edited )

    Thanks for the links. So I don’t need to worry about downloading the model from meta eh?

    Edit: oh you mean download this one instead?

    I tried and the app crashes after submitting a prompt but this is a good starting point. I’ll take a look into it further later.

    wahming ,

    You may want to watch star trek to be aware of the possible pitfalls regarding androids

    Gabu ,

    Hey, Soong is 3/4 as far as we know – out of B4, Data, Lore and his wife, only Lore went bonkers

    numlok , to memes in Imbecile
    LaSirena , to linux_gaming in Steam Hardware survey for January 2024
    @LaSirena@midwest.social avatar

    “I use ‘Arch Linux’” she said sarcastically. Why are Arch and Manjaro in quotes, but Ubuntu LTS and Linux Mint aren’t?

    sugar_in_your_tea ,

    And why is Arch more popular than Ubuntu? Surely SteamOS counts as something different, so it’s probably not that.

    I’m not a fan of Ubuntu, but it’s a very popular beginner OS, and I’d assume a lot of Linux gamers are lazy and use the thing that gets them into a game the fastest.

    narc0tic_bird ,

    Arch is listed as a whole, while Ubuntu is a specific version (22.04 LTS).

    sugar_in_your_tea ,

    Ah, good point. Still a lot more Arch users than I expected.

    MaximumOverflow ,

    I’ve had so many issues with Ubuntu in the last few years compared to other distros that honestly I wouldn’t feel comfortable recommending it as a beginner distro anymore.

    autokludge ,
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    sugar_in_your_tea ,

    I think it’s interesting Flatpak shows as a separate distro.

    Truck_kun ,

    Version numbers I’m guessing.

    Do they not have actual version numbers maybe?

    Which means, Ubuntu may have several separate entries, whereas Arch gets all combined altogether. If that’s the case, then likely not a very accurate Linux distro list without additional data cleaning to combine versions of distros.

    survivalmachine , (edited )

    Why are Arch and Manjaro in quotes, but Ubuntu LTS and Linux Mint aren’t?

    They’re probably putting the rolling releases in quotation marks – I’m guessing they’re pulling the Description field from “lsb_release -a”, where “Arch Linux” says just that, while each Ubuntu/Debian/Mint/etc distro will show specific version numbers (and that would explain why Arch shows up as a higher share than Ubuntu 22.04.3 LTS) – I’m sure there are several more Ubuntu entries in their list that would total more than Arch’s percentage. I’m not sure why they arbitrarily truncated the Linux list at 4 while showing 5 Windows/Mac releases, though.

    EDIT: Found another screenshot where they list “SteamOS Holo” in quotes, too. So I guess they just include quotes for every distro that doesn’t show a version number in that field.

    Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in Cause friendships never end!
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    I kinda like a few of the US sanctions

    ImFresh3x ,

    Yeah that was the only one I paused on. I’d even say when my country invaded Iraq we should have gotten sanctioned left and right.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Tbh I’m pretty sure the US sanctions are why North Korea still has a dictatorship.

    ArcticLynx ,

    please explain

    ViscloReader , to linux_gaming in Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney was asked by Verge why there is no support for the Steam Deck for Fortnite

    What did he meant by The Linux problem?

    Rustmilian ,
    @Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

    He means Linux had sex with his wife and now he’s mad.

    parpol ,

    In defense of his wife, Linux is too hot to refuse sex with.

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Which distro?

    Rustmilian ,
    @Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar
    cows_are_underrated ,

    When the operating system you are using has more sex than you.

    TwanHE ,

    He means they have a problem with Linux users. What other reason would there be to buy up games and remove native Linux support the second its removed from the steam store? (Rocket League for example)

    Chewy7324 ,

    The Epic Games Store doesn’t have a Linux client, so it’s understandable from a business perspective to not develop a product no new customers will be able to buy.

    It’s a middle finger to existing customers though, especially with the outdated Linux version being downloaded by default. They should prioritize proton to enable online play on multiplayer game, but as established, they don’t care about Steam Linux users

    Rustmilian , (edited )
    @Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

    We already have Heroic/Legendary Games Launcher, and Lutris too.

    Chewy7324 ,

    Yes, those launchers are great. But I don’t think Epic will ever acknowledge third-party clients exist, so their existence makes no difference from their perspective.

    Rustmilian ,
    @Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

    Ofc not. They have shriveled dick syndrome and hate consumer freedom.

    GustavoM ,
    @GustavoM@lemmy.world avatar

    Eh… “gaslighting 101” – swears randomly (against the victim/target), throws in a (non-random) praise to “raise the fire even more”, refuses to elaborate.

    ElderWendigo ,

    Linux users have too much self respect and expect too much privacy and control over their own devices. That’s a problem.

    atmur ,

    I think he means the whole “Not enough users to justify porting applications, users don’t use it because applications don’t support it” thing.

    The problem is that logic has been dead for years. Users are here. The Steam Deck is wildly popular. Tim Sweeney is just a dumbass.

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