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Leer10 , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

I’m a firm believer of 01 Jan 2023 for everything else

victron , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Gotta love well sorted items.

corytheboyd , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
@corytheboyd@kbin.social avatar

Christ, do this many people really find iso8601 hard to read? It’s the date and the time with a T in the middle.

Cuttlefishcarl ,

Not “many people.” Americans. Americans find it hard to read. I’m not 100% sure but I’m fairly certain everyone else in the world agrees that either day/month/year or year/month/day is the best way to clearly indicate a date. You know, because big to small. America believes month/day/year for some stupid fucking reason.

MKBandit ,

Because who cares what day it is without knowing the month first.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Of course, don’t you forget the current month all the time? I know I do!

Aremel ,

I actually do, and I know I’m not alone.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who cares what month it is without knowing the year first

CoggyMcFee ,

Who cares what year it is without knowing which dimension first

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who cares what dimension it is without knowing which timeline first

Kurroth ,

How often do you mentally need to update the month in your head though? I can literally tell you.

Djtecha ,

10 feels like an October…

MKBandit ,

Ah yes, because all dates you see every day have to do with the current month

pythonoob ,

I’m pretty sure it’s because of the way we say it. Like, “May 6th, 2023”. So we write it 5/6/2023.

That said, I think it’s fucking stupid.

Windows2000Srv ,

I’m not an American and English isn’t my first language, so the US way to write dates always confused me. Now, I finally understand it! Many thanks, this is legitimately sooooo useful!

Kurroth ,

Yer, just like the most important day for the seppos… The 4th of July…

Ageroth ,

I will never stop being impressed by the absolute insanity that is British rhyming slang. Apparently I’ve never heard seppo before, short for septic tank, rhyming with Yank. I just learned a new mildy derogatory term for Americans, nice

DV8 ,

In British English you say the date before the month as well. I know that even saying the month first sounds very jarring too me.

pup_atlas ,

I am an American and I use it religiously for the record. Especially for version numbers. Major.minor.year.month.day.hour.minute-commit. It sorts easy, is specific, intuitive, and makes it clear which version you’re using/working on.

Pulptastic ,

Day/month/year is not in the same category as y/m/d. That crap is so ambiguous. Is today August 9th? Or September 8th? Y/m/d to the rescue.

sfgifz ,

It’s only ambiguous to Americans.

Drusenija ,

Or anyone who has to work with Americans. Especially when you also work with other countries as well. You can’t assume dd/mm/yyyy or mm/dd/yyyy blindly in either case. yyyy-mm-dd solves the issue entirely because both sides at least agree that yyyy-dd-mm isn’t a thing.

Bene7rddso ,

You’re almost there, just use - instead of / and everyone knows what you mean

glockenspiel ,

America believes month/day/year for some stupid fucking reason.

It’s because of Great Britain. We adopted it from them while a bunch of colonies and it regionally spread to others.

America didn’t change, probably because we have been so geographically isolated (relatively speaking), whereas the modern day UK did change to be more like Europe.

People get so goddamn hot and bothered by things that ultimately don’t matter almost like it is a culture war issue. Americans maintain the mm/dd/yyyy format because that’s how speak the dates.

I wouldn’t say it is us Americans who “find it hard to read” if someone from elsewhere in the world sees an American date, knows we date things in the old way they used to date things, and then loses their minds over having to swap day for month. Everyone just wants to be contrarian and circle jerk about ISO and such.

Us devs, on the other hand, absolutely should use the same format of yyyy-mm-dd plus time and time zone offset, as needed. There’s no reason, in this age, for dates to be culturally distinct in the tech space. Follow a machine-first standard and then convert just like we do with all other localizatons.

But hey, if people want to be pedantic, let’s talk about archaic gendered languages which are completely useless and has almost zero consistency.

lord_ryvan ,

Bruh even Britain uses day-month-year, even speaks them as “9th of September”.
“September 9th” doesn’t even make sense in English as there is only 1 September in a year.

America did this.
There is no excusing that.

Anon819450514 ,

2023-08-09: just read from the end. 9th August 2023.

dilawar ,

As long as they use letter for months, like Jul 09, 2013 its fine. Otherwise prefer a sorted timescale version. Either slow changing to fast changing yyyy mm dd or fast to slow dd mm yyyy.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

The letters make no sense to me. Like Jul, Jun, I’m constantly mixing them up. Give me a good solid number like 07 or 10. No mixing that up. Higher numbers come after lower numbers, simple as.

zovits ,

Nah, letters bring another complexity - besides with them Feb gets sorted after Dec.

SeaJ ,

I use it all the time when writing dates.

Djtecha ,

I think it’s fair that programmatic and human readable can be different. If someone is putting in the month word for a logging system they can fuck right off though

GamingChairModel ,

If someone is putting in the month word for a logging system they can fuck right off though

That way you can sort the months of the year, in order:

  • April
  • August
  • December
  • February
  • January
  • July
  • June
  • March
  • May
  • November
  • September
new_acct_who_dis ,

what

int , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

The fact that “YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM” displays from set to subset is visually satisfying to me. I use the format everywhere.

pastermil ,

Not only visually satisfying, but also logically sound

pythonoob ,

I use it everywhere too. Screw the naysayers

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hell I use it in my diary. It just works

SnowBunting ,

I wish we this for work.

h_a_r_u_k_i ,
@h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev avatar

Not on paper documents though. Here in Europe I have to write dd-mm-yyyy.

ElHexo ,

If you’re writing on paper, 10 August 2023 is superior.

bappity , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

I find that it’s better than confusing month and day and going insane when dealing with both American and Bri’ish clients

MossyFeathers , to lemmyshitpost in Chaotic

What is a zoo but a prison for animals? Granted, zookeepers actually try to take good care of their animals, but I meeaann…

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

I mean, houses are technically prisons for pets?? 🤔

ericisshort ,

Then I guess that makes prisoners human pets.

MossyFeathers ,

Kinky.

Polydextrous ,

A lot of the time, zoos are more like fundraisers and rehabilitation facilities. I don’t know the actual rate, but most modern zoos operate this way, if I’m not mistaken. I haven’t looked it up in a while, but I remember reading that a while back.

circuitfarmer , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Leave them hyphens out though, 20230809

Futtyklam ,

Add periods 2023.08.09

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Periods belong before file extensions and nowhere else.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Right?! We’re not animals!

FiskFisk33 ,

exe

sift ,

what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch ill have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on alquaeda and i have over 300 confirmed kills i am trained in gorilla warfare and im the top sniper in the entire us armed forces you are nothing to me but just another target i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth mark my fucking words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life youre fucking dead kid i can be anywhere anytime and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and thats just with my bare hands not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent you little shit if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldnt you didnt and now youre paying the price you goddamn idiot i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it youre fucking dead kiddo

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Thank you for understanding the assignment.

jerkface , (edited )
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

Right, like “filename.shar.z.uu”

SerLava ,
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victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Who hurt you that bad, my friend?

orangeboats ,

Tbh 20230810_0600 doesn’t seem that bad…

Foreverwinter ,

🤮

robot_dog_with_gun ,
Plibbert , to lemmyshitpost in Chaotic

The surprise is an obvious trap to be put in the prison or zoo.

luthis ,

That was my first thought!

fictitiousexistence , to memes in I LOVE BIG FAT COCKS

Yes please.

PatFussy , to memes in I LOVE BIG FAT COCKS

This guy

TheAnonymouseJoker OP ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Username checks out

Guster , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

When I try to enter a date in excel and it formats it as numerical 424523 or some shit smh

SubArcticTundra , to memes in I LOVE BIG FAT COCKS
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That has to be the biggest cock I’ve ever seen. Do you happen to have a picture with a black one as well?

Llituro , to memes in Abe-sama gives advice
@Llituro@hexbear.net avatar

and then he got killed so fucking hard by that guy and his the-doohickey that everyone did actually start fucking again.

Sergeant_Voronin , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

I have a watch that uses MM/DD for date, which pissed me off to no end. While looking for a way to change it to DD/MM, I found out that they actually used ISO-8601 and dropped the year. Now I don't know how to feel about it.

ryo ,

If they dropped the year it’s no longer an ISO date.

cxfredeper ,

ISO 8601 has spec for how to drop the year. You write it like –MM-DD (two dashes to indicate omission). Of course nobody really uses it beside the absolute nerds (e.g. me).

WtfEvenIsExistence , to memes in I LOVE BIG FAT COCKS

Meh, I love pussy 🐱, but each to their own, I guess… 😸

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Why not both? 🐌

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Cocks keep pecking at me. I’m scared 😬

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