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Andrew15_5 , to memes in 🙃😵💀
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

I read it as monkey, and it didn’t make any sense.

itspcp ,

You need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What’s not to understand?

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

That happens to me a lot too… And usually it’s the word that totally skews the meaning lol

NewEnglandRedshirt ,
@NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world avatar

“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Jokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.

rockSlayer , to memes in 🙃😵💀

I already don’t eat breakfast and I’m still poor, what now WSJ???

zomtecos ,
@zomtecos@feddit.de avatar

Spare lunch?

Whaler_Shaver ,

Economists hate this one SECRET HACK you can do to avoid poordom. Among investmentology specialists it is a well guarded secret that switching to a making money framework instead of the popular losing money framework has a long term net positive effect on your private economy.

rockSlayer ,

Of course, the answer was right in front of me! I just need to pull on those bootstraps harder

DrWeevilJammer ,

My bootstraps broke when I pulled them harder.

Turns out the local company that made bootstraps for 125 years was bought out by a hedge fund, which promptly fired all of the workers and subcontracted manufacturing to a company in Sri Lanka who could make them much cheaper by using inferior materials and by paying the Sri Lankan workers in 6 months what a fired local worker made in a day.

Ironically, the hedge fund CEO with the MBA he received as a legacy admission to Cornell only wears slippers because fuck you, I'm the boss.

rockSlayer ,

Hold on bucko, the corporate police noticed that you were saying seditious statements about our glorious brand. The shareholders will decide your fate.

ComradeChairmanKGB ,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It’s treason then

Coreidan ,

Just eat once a week. Yuge savings

GreenMario ,

Skip lunch lol

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Fasting 🤑

Zoboomafoo ,
@Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net avatar

Find a way to eat negative avocado toast in the morning

Holzkohlen ,

Have you tried photosynthesis?

johnthedoe ,

I think to save money you should skip dinner. Breakfast food is generally cheaper. Big breakfast at 10-11am. Late lunch at 4-5pm and a light dinner if hungry at night is more economical

balderdash9 ,
@balderdash9@lemmy.world avatar

Time to go one meal a day

roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Sleep for dinner

fresh , to memes in 🙃😵💀

“Instead of seeking happiness, save money with misery”

EldestMalk ,

Thank you, I’ve finally achieved Capitalist enlightenment! The secrets of capitalism are mine!

MetalJewSolid ,

I’m not ready for esoteric capitalism

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

" Instead of seeking happiness, save money on pussy" <– what my GF read

jscummy ,

Struggling to get by? Have you tried forgoing basic needs of survival like food?

StewartGilligan , to memes in 🙃😵💀

To not get murdered, die right now…

varjen , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

ISO 8601 is always the correct way to format dates.

Zeragamba ,
@Zeragamba@lemmy.ca avatar

ISO 8601 is the only correct way to format timestamps.

ydieb ,

The intersection of iso8601 and rfc3339.

ijmacd.github.io/rfc3339-iso8601/

TeckFire , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

Upvoted because I appreciate the exposure for this dating method, but I personally use it for everything. Much clearer for a lot of reasons IMO. Biggest to smallest pretty much always makes the most sense.

Zink ,

I do too, even in notes at work or handwritten stuff at home. I don’t always need to be reminded of the year first, but sometimes it becomes important on older stuff.

Plus when you’re in the US and work with people from Europe, the unambiguous ordering of month and day is a nice safeguard against silly misunderstandings.

luciferofastora ,

…and if I don’t need the year, my eyes simply skip to the dash and continue to read from there.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Chaotic
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They put the surprise in the middle so you wouldn’t notice.

Jacobp100 , to memes in I LOVE BIG FAT COCKS

Pic of giant hen unrelated

Bianca_0089 , to memes in Jiv me a break

Whatever causes the asker to have the biggest breakdown at the time!

“4G-LTE”? Well that’s ‘Forgull’ty’

Nikls94 ,

Reminds me of “L‘mao” and "C‘tryl“

words_number , (edited ) to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

I really wonder how americans were able to fuck this one up. There are three ways to arrange these and two of them are acceptable!

Edit: Yes, I meant common ways, not combinatorically possible ways.

Haraknos ,

Hmmm more like 6 ways but I get your point

ninpnin ,

this guy does combinatorics

rmuk ,

Twelve ways if you count two-digit years. My nephew was born on 12/12/12 which was convenient.

robot_dog_with_gun ,

for the americans, that’s 12/12/12

sharkfucker420 ,

Thanks bro, I was really confused

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

My grandmother was born in 1896 and lived to be 102, just long enough for the pre-Y2K computer systems in hospitals to think she was a two-year-old.

Puttaneska ,

Ouch!

I lost about an hour of my life trying to create a historical timeline in MS Excel. Eventually learned this is impossible with dates earlier than 1900.

azertyfun ,

Three ways that people actually use. YYYY-MM-DD, DD-MM-YYYY, and MM-DD-YYYY (ew).

AFAIK no-one does YYYY-DD-MM, DD-YYYY-MM, or MM-YYYY-DD… yet. Don’t let the Americans know about these formats, they might just start using them out of spite.

arbitrary ,

YYYY-DD-MM, DD-YYYY-MM, or MM-YYYY-DD

What the actual fuck

‘hey man, what date is it today?’ ‘well it’s the 15th of 2023, August’

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Lmao, I want to try responding like this and see what the reactions are

Futurama ,

I want to try this, too. Make it more possessive, though. The 15th of 2023’s August. Really add to the confusion.

naticus ,

I’ll avoid those at all cost and go with the new standard of YY-MM-DD-YY. What’s the date today? 20-08-10-23

rustydomino ,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

whoa, take it easy there Satan.

hglman ,

Need more julian dates, YYYY-JJJ.

luciferofastora ,

What, 2023-223 for the 223rd day of the year 2023? That… is oddly appealing for telling the actual progress of the year or grouping. No silly “does this group have 31, 30, 29 or 28 members”, particularly the “is this year a multiple of four, but not of 100, unless it’s also a multiple of 400?” bit with leap days.

You’ll have oddities still, no matter which way you slice it, because our orbit is mathematically imperfect, but it’s a start.

ramplay ,

So we need to correct our orbit is what I’m hearing!

luciferofastora ,

That’d be a wack premise for a crazy scientist story

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

It is currently the Third of 1993, November.

TIHI.

sift , (edited )

It’s how the dates are typically said, here. November 6th, 2020 = 11/6/2020. [Edit: I had written 9 instead of 11 for November.] (We basically never say the sixth of November. It sounds positively ancient.) It’s easy to use, but I agree that YYYY-MM-DD is vastly superior for organization.

FurtiveFugitive ,

Where is here that November = 9? Probably somewhere you’ve had a long day

GamingChairModel ,

Oct = 8
Nov = 9
Dec = 10

In metric time there are only 10 months per year

CoolMatt ,

I’m canadian and I’ve always prefered this format for the same reason. 11/6/23 is november 6th 2023, not the 11th of June 2023, that’s weird.

Zeragamba ,
@Zeragamba@lemmy.ca avatar

As a different Canadian, I always use YYYY-MM-DD and a 24 hour clock.

abraxas ,

Except that mm/dd/yyyy and dd/mm/yyyy can be ambiguous, I definitely prefer the former if I’m not using an ISO date. But normally I just write ISO and my head translates to MMM dd,yyyy

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

We basically never say the sixth of November. It sounds positively ancient.

When is your independence day, again?

Anyway, in Australia (and, I suspect, other places that use DD/MM/YYYY) we use “{ordinal} of {month}” (11th of August), “{ordinal} {month}” (11th August), and “{month} {ordinal}” (August 11th) pretty much interchangeably. In writing but not in speaking, we also sometimes use “{number} {month}” (11 August). That doesn’t have any bearing on how we write it short form though, because those are different things. It’s not the defence many Americans seem to think it is of their insane method of writing the short form.

rdh ,
@rdh@midwest.social avatar

When is your independence day, again?

July 4th, why?

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

So, not “the fourth of July” as everyone else calls it? en.wikipedia.org/…/Independence_Day_(United_State…

abraxas ,

“Fourth of July” is the name of the holiday. It happens on “July 4th”.

“Independence Day” was a movie in the 90’s. We never say “Independence Day” around here unless the topic is Will Smith or REM.

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

I see this weird argumentation every time the dating system comes up 🙄

abraxas ,

It’s kinda tongue in cheek, but that’s how we say things in my part of the US. “Fourth of July” is spoken of exactly as if it were the name of the day, like “Thanksgiving” or “Christmas”. Just like we still refer to “Cinco de Mayo” even though we don’t speak Spanish.

Obviously it’s not really called “Fourth of July”, but nobody ever says “Nth of Month” here otherwise. And I’m kinda grateful as I like “bigger to smaller” notation. Yeah, mm/dd/yyyy sucks, but saying it that way is pretty expressive because the year rarely matters. So it’s like “Hours and minutes” or (yeah, sorry Europeans) Feet and inches. Bigger before smaller quickly expresses precise information to our caveman brains. At least to my caveman brain.

Also, the movie really wasn’t that good in retrospect, but we had some sort of fever about it because it was expensive with lots of explosions, and good music licensing. And both patriots and antipatriots had something to get out of it because aliens blew up the White House.

sift ,

It’s not the defence many Americans seem to think it is of their insane method of writing the short form.

I’ve never once been confused about a written date whilst in the US. Your country’s other-side-of-the-Earth flip-floppery on how it uses dates really doesn’t (and shouldn’t) impact our system, which we continue to use because it has proven effective and easy. Trying to stagnate an evolving culture/language is pointless and about as futile as trying to force a river to run backwards. If people start jumbling up how we do it here, like you say Australia does, then that will be right, too.

words_number ,

Saying it like that is no problem and not ambiguous. Writing it like that makes no sense though.

yata ,

It is a bit of a chicken and egg question though. Because do Americans not say it that way because of the date format or is that the date format because you don’t say it that way?

Because in countries using DD.MM.YY we absolutely do say 6th of November.

duffman ,

That’s probably what happened. Though I do like starting with the larger context when talking about dates, but omitting it when talking about the current month or year.

zagaberoo ,

Do people outside of the US not say dates like “June first” etc? M/D/Y matches that. It’s really not weird at all, even if the international ambiguity is awful.

jape ,

In Danish, it’s said like 1st of June.

masterspace ,

Yes it is objectively weird.

When you write down “07/01/1967” are you unaware that it is unclear whether you’re referring to July 1st or January 7th?

And despite the fact that you’re writing something down for the express purpose of communicating information, and you’re choosing to shorten it’s written format to save time and space, you’re ok with either

a) just leaving it ambiguous and communicating poorly

or

b) having to write extra words to give it context, taking up more space than just writing out “July 1st, 1967”?

1967/06/01 clearly communicates we’re starting with the year and going biggest to smallest time increments. There is no ambiguity as to which order it’s ever in, and it’s far shorter than the full written date.

At a fundamental user experience level, it is objectively nonsensical to choose the American date format when your goals are 1) clearly communicating a date and 2) doing it shorter than writing out the words.

zagaberoo ,

It’s not unclear to americans. “Objectively” is hilarious here. If it’s in the format people expect, then it’s perfectly fine in context. Sorry that US traditions don’t suit your fancy.

It’s definitely confusing in an international context, but well-estsblished conventions don’t change easily.

masterspace , (edited )

It’s not unclear to americans. “Objectively” is hilarious here. If it’s in the format people expect, then it’s perfectly fine in context. Sorry that US traditions don’t suit your fancy.

Yes, if you chose the objectively wrong way of doing something and then tell everyone that you’re always going to do it the wrong way, then yes, people will expect you to do it the dumb way. Congratulations. That’s how choosing a protocol works. That doesn’t mean that some protocols aren’t objectively worse than others.

It’s hilarious that you think “objective” is hilarious, given that you’re reasoning is based 100% on the subjective experiences of Americans.

zagaberoo ,

That’s how formats work, I hate to break it to you. The ambiguity sucks, but the format itself makes perfect sense given the way americans say dates.

masterspace ,

The ambiguity sucks, but the format itself makes perfect sense given the way americans say dates.

We all say dates the same.

It’s objectively dumb because it’s the format that results in ambiguity. Again, the point that it’s good cause Americans are familiar with it is a subjective criteria, since it only applies to American’s experience with using it, whereas the ambiguity of an out of order time span is an objective one.

zagaberoo ,

Only the combination of formats results in ambiguity. Neither format is ambiguous on its own.

Standardization is good, and if someone were to change it should probably be the US given the apparent worldwide consensus otherwise. That doesn’t make either format good or bad on its own.

What I take issue with is people acting like the US format is some kind of bizarro nonsense when it in fact makes perfect sense in terms of matching spoken dates. That is hardly a weird basis for a format.

Each has its tradeoffs, and which set of tradeoffs is better is a subjective matter. I agree that d/m/y makes the most sense for an international standard (if not y/m/d), but to claim that the US format itself is somehow objectively bad is silly.

masterspace ,

What I take issue with is people acting like the US format is some kind of bizarro nonsense

It objectively is, and Ive explained why numerous times.

If you don’t have an argument beyond ‘it makes sense cause we’re used to it’, then you don’t have an argument about why one is better than the other, you have a weakass dodge the conversation feelgoodism. It is the textbook definition of a subjective criteria.

Learn how to be fucking wrong gracefully. Jesus Christ.

zagaberoo ,

You haven’t explained what is objectively wrong other than you don’t like it. My argument is more than just being used to it, closely matching verbal convention is useful.

Also, it’s funny that you think I’m arguing either is objectively better than the other.

masterspace ,

My argument is more than just being used to it, closely matching verbal convention is useful.

No, it’s not, because even in the states you say it like three different ways and the English language is constantly changing and inherently has no rules on what order you need to say them in. The choice of which way to express the 1st of January in the English language is purely a subjective one.

And I have explained what is objectively wrong with it, it’s out of order from a numerical time length standpoint.

zagaberoo ,

How is a lack of magnitude order objectively wrong? A date format is ultimately a language feature, and the US format successfully transmits the needed info just fine within its natural context.

It may seem objective from your perspective, but language is used in many more contexts than those you are familiar with.

masterspace ,

Because the English language has no set order to express the 1st of January.

Time lengths are objective, the way we talk about the fifth of November is not.

Jessper ,

You don’t know what objectively means because you’re entirely up to your neck in bias. You care way too much about this thing that does not matter to remotely have an objective view here. It doesn’t matter if you think you’re being objective, this is clearly some sort of obsession for you.

masterspace ,

Lmao bruh, if you don’t want to talk about time codes, don’t participate in a discussion about time codes.

My god, learn to accept that Americans can be objectively stupid sometimes instead of getting all weirdly defensive.

fckgwrhqq2yxrkt ,

I like to do YYDDMM because I’m a monster.

tchotchony ,

Flemish here (aka dutch-speaking). We say first June, sixth November etc. English isn’t our native language, so M/D/Y is weird as fuck and completely illogical to us.

Senchanokancho ,

In Germany we say things like “we meet on the twelfth fifth” (Zwölfter Fünfter), which is the twelfth day of the fifth month. Often times the year is also shortened to only the last two digits, so it could be twelfth fifth twenty-four in dd-mm-yy format.

Of course we also use the names of the months, but sometimes we just number them.

CloutAtlas , to memes in Jiv me a break

I grew up without ever having to say it out loud, and the first time I did I say “dot Gee Eye Eff”.

I stand by this as the correct pronunciation. .exe, .pdf, .html, .PNG, etc you say as “dot” followed by the letters, why should .jpg and .gif be any different?

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

ekseh, pdff, ping

interdimensionalmeme , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

/c/ISO8601

bug ,

Come on man, let that hashtag shit die with Reddit!

interdimensionalmeme ,

Why do you support centralization of Lemmy

bug ,

Do I?

interdimensionalmeme ,

I imagine your complaint was referring to a community name in the abstract “/c/iso8601” rather than the proper Lemmy centralized name !lemmy.ml!@/c/iso8601 or whatever the horrible format that it is

bug ,

My complaint was about the “subreddits as hashtags” thing that people did on Reddit where they’d link a non-existent sub (or one that only contained screenshots of people linking to it) instead of thinking of something original.

Separately, what’s wrong with the !iso8601 format? It’s pretty simple to remember and is very much part of the federated way that Lemmy is designed to be used!

interdimensionalmeme ,

Linking communitirs !iso8601!@someinstance is one of the core reasons why Lemmy failed to capture even 1% of 1% of 1% of Reddit’s userbase at probably the greatest time of turmoil of discontent with that site for the next 5 years.

This formulation insist on centralizing communities in single instances and creates both fragmentation of the community while also making them concentrated on whatever the biggest one is.

The few users that make it past the registration catastrophe, when they realize this is how communities work, they just leave, because it means Lemmy isn’t federated where it counts. Communities end up owned by a single instance owner and mod team. It’s Reddit except somehow worse.

argv_minus_one , to memes in Jiv me a break

Hard G. It’s “Graphics Interchange Format”, not “Jraphics Interchange Format”.

cordlesslamp ,

Try to pronounce the letter G. What does it sound like? Hard or soft G?

Now, while pronouncing “G”, close your lips to make the sound “G-if”.

There you have it, how to pronounce “Gif”.

Ps: honestly, That just popped up in my head a moment ago and I’m just trying to troll, wholeheartedly I believe it is hard-G as in Graphics.

geissi ,

Try to pronounce the letter G. What does it sound like? Hard or soft G?

According to wikipedia the phonetic usage includes:
[g] [d͡ʒ] [ʒ] [ŋ] [j] [ɣʝ] [xχ] [d͡z] [ɟ] [k] [ɠ] [ɢ] /dʒiː/

For English pronunciation it lists:
/dʒ/ /ɡ/ /ʒ/ and silent

Squids ,

Does that mean you also pronounce scuba sku•ba instead of skoo•bah? Because that U stands for Underwater not OOnderwater. And what about Jpeg? Shouldn’t it be Jeg because the P in photographic is silent.

AnarchoYeasty ,

Or jfeg because photography has an f sound.

It’s soft g gif. Because the original joke was choosy moms choose jif, and choosy web developers choose gif.

Dirk , to memes in Jiv me a break
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Some say gif, others say gif. The people saying gif are correct.

MrShankles ,

Ya damn giraffe-loving gifter

TopHat , to technology in I just wanted to take a minute to appreciate interchangable batteries

Since I got those from Ikea, I just want devices to go back to those types of batteries instead of internal battery packs. Still got to appreciate the Xbox controllers sticking to that principle (for now).

SubArcticTundra OP ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Exactly. The trend of switching to built in batteries + USB is dumb.

TopHat ,

Don’t get me wrong - I think an included battery that’s rechargeable through USB is fantastic. Less customer inconvenience. But they should either go with a standard that’s easily reproducible or go with regular rechargeable batteries.

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