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bazus1 , to me_irl in me_irl

pareidolia ftw

dan1101 , to memes in Please discuss.

It is a sandwich because the toppings are sandwiched between bread. But it’s not a good sandwich.

JazzAlien ,

Now, they wouldn’t be toppings in this configuration, would they?

Num10ck ,

middling

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Inbetwingers

robot_dog_with_gun ,

if it’s a sandwich it’s not “toppings” anyway.

sub_ubi , to memes in Please discuss.

If you have a strong opinion either way that’s fine with me, I don’t want to argue it with you.

StarkestMadness , to memes in Remember Warrior Cats?

I don’t know what memes I expected to see today, but I certainly wasn’t expecting a Warriors one. Well played.

aport , to memes in Please discuss.

Yes.

A hot dog is also a sandwich

Creddit ,

Pretty sure flatbread predated leavened bread, so it’s reasonable to conclude tacos predated both hot dogs and sandwiches.

Conclusion: Hot dogs are tacos, sandwiches are broken tacos.

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

Are pizzas just unfinished tacos then?

mihnt ,
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Pizza is just an open face sandwich, but arguments can be made that New York style is a taco because most people fold it to consume it.

Have to ask yourself what a calzone is then.

Khotetsu ,

A loaf of bread.

Bread often has stuff baked into it, so what’s the difference between a loaf of bread with cheese or nuts baked into it vs. a loaf with chicken, cheese, and marina sauce baked into it.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

A calzone is a wrap/burrito. Unless uncrustables are in play and are recognized as their own distinct category. In which case a calzone is an uncrustable or vice versa

Creddit ,

Yeah, they’re baked burritos for sure!

mihnt ,
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Next thing you're going to tell me is a pasty is a burrito.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Pastries are an umbrella category of baked goods that are usually but not always sweet. The composition of the dough and preparation techniques are different and distinct from the sandwich debate. Though I guess you could make the case for empanadas. Or that calzones are large Italian empanadas and uncrustables are also a type of empanada. Hmmm 🤔

mihnt ,
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Creddit ,

Sort of. As the other commenter pointed out, they are open face.

Sandwiches are broken tacos, but pizzas are not broken.

Pizzas are open face tacos.

Num10ck ,

and thus kitchens are just covered campfires now?

vrojak , (edited )

So sandwich is the parent category, and hot dogs are a type of sandwich? Are burgers, too?

Oh no I accidentally started researching, there is an actual British Sandwich Association that defines sandwich as "any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold". The USDA, however, has different definitions for open and closed sandwiches and it depends on the percentage amounts of bread and meat... I guess if you put cheese on your bread it's not a sandwich at all!

uglo ,
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Heresy! I demand the BSA’s definition to be accepted and adopted everywhere! “if you put cheese on your bread its not a sandwich at all!” - this is unbeliveable and hilarious

Zink ,

I know, lol. Seriously how many well-known sandwiches have “cheese” or “melt” right in their name?!

navigatron ,

Any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold

But, dare I say, does that not make a ravioli a sandwich? A poptart? Mayhaps even … Lasagna?

Ah, you proclaim! But those are cooked further!

But so too is a grilled cheese! And a patty melt!

Where will the madness end?

queermunist ,
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What? No.

A hot dog is a taco.

NotSpez ,

Well, everyone knows that.

But by current BSA standards a taco is a sandwitch. So it checks out.

aport ,

A taco is also a sandwich

Creddit ,

Ehem, well actually leavened bread came out way after flatbreads - so sandwiches are broken tacos.

It’s all tacos.

ryathal ,

Taco is Mexican for sandwich.

cryptosporidium140 , to memes in Please discuss.

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  • MrVilliam ,

    Similar to tomatoes being botanically a fruit

    More specifically, tomatoes are berries, as are bananas. But strawberries are not berries at all.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Cucumbers though

    pc_admin , to memes in Please discuss.

    I don’t know but it makes me hungry.

    Lazerbeams2 , to memes in Please discuss.

    Technically it is, but that doesn’t mean I don’t hate it

    Maddie , to memes in Please discuss.
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    No, this is a red flag of sociopathic tendency

    MsPenguinette , to memes in Please discuss.

    It’s clearly two sandwichs.

    The bold move would be to have the other side have the peanut butter and jelly swapped around. I’d call that the ouroboroswich.

    [edit] what if it only had 1 cut? I think that’d be a taco

    [edit 2] a torus cut once makes a cylinder. So really, it’s a double decker sandwich

    [edit 3] but it’s cylinders that loop back on themselves. Is it a mobiuswhich or a Klien Wich?

    [edit n] help

    9point6 ,

    I’m here for this energy

    Okay hear me out, what about the peanut butter on one axis (either conventional sandwich, or this rotated 90 degrees) and the jelly as it is here

    What are we dealing with then? This might transcend the cube system of food categorisation.

    Gork ,

    The Cube Rule is the most definitive and authoritative categorization of food topology I have encountered. I refer to it often in food related arguments.

    9point6 ,

    But what is the abomination I’ve described? I don’t think it fits.

    I’m not ready for a world where the cube rule isn’t all encompassing

    Gork ,

    Although the bagel half on the bottom and the top are split toroids, topologically they are flat (you can ‘deform’ it into a flat plane if you squish it). This is assuming it hasn’t been cut down the center as well.

    The filling of PB&J is between the two starches. Therefore this is Food Type 2: Sandwich.

    9point6 ,

    Okay but, what about down the centre as well? I think this is where the paved road ends

    Gork ,

    It is still a Type II sandwich, just that the middle portion is air.

    In crappy text form it’s equivalent to:

    Bread
    PB&J

    Bread

    9point6 ,

    Okay so I think I’m failing miserably at articulating quite the monstrosity I’ve imagined. For illustrative purposes:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3c192538-b77f-4afd-a957-bd1acb082977.jpeg

    Gork ,

    Ah I see. This looks a bit different than OP’s image. This requires further research in food cube science.

    I do believe this configuration that you listed could be a new sub-Type of food topology. It combines four starches with filling in between, as two Type II sandwiches orthogonally configured.

    Since you can theoretically make modifications like this to the other Types, it might be easier to make these new configurations subtypes of the main categories instead of making a Type VII (we should reserve these for 4D foods).

    This particular case is a biaxial Type IIa sandwich.

    9point6 ,

    Oh thank fuck.

    My existential anxiety is fading, thank you for your pioneering work in this field.

    CileTheSane ,
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    In this case the starch does not fully cover any of the sides of the cube, thus this is a salad.

    coffeebiscuit ,

    It’s an infinity sandwich.

    Entertainmeonly ,

    A mugenwich?

    itsJoelle ,

    I suppose it is neither a taco or a sand which, however it lives within the sandwich family. What’s weird is if we take the inner radius as it runs towards zero it would look no different to a sandwich (save the weirdly thick bread that looks similar to a burger), but it would be topologically different shape.

    I suppose it depends on if you consider a bagle split more naturally a sandwich or not, and, if so, then it matters if the if the space of the filling being connected matters or not.

    The_Cleanup_Batter ,

    [edit] what if it only had 1 cut? I think that’d be a taco

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a7e89435-148a-4bbb-ad13-3338ba92fb05.mp4

    foggy , to memes in Please discuss.

    Political lol

    HiddenLayer5 OP ,

    The most political a topic could possibly be, in fact.

    SovietyWoomy , to memes in Why must we be done this way?

    How do you address low motivation levels though? The response to covid, the endless school shootings, their parent’s jobs, and even a small amount of reading about climate apocalypse should make it obvious to children that society despises them and that they have no future. How do you motivate someone to do well in school under those conditions if they’re not already motivated?

    usernamesaredifficul ,

    education is a benefit in and of itself. Maths helps develop your brain to solve problems, english makes you more able to appreciate culture which in turn will make you more interesting and better able to socialise, history helps you understand how the world is and that it used to and can be different.

    These things are worth learning even if you don’t do them for work

    LoamImprovement , to memes in Why must we be done this way?

    I think addressing low motivation levels is beyond the scope of the school’s ability to affect things. When I was in high school I remember not caring about much of anything because I was convinced that even though I was almost certainly going to college, I would still just end up in a ‘passionless bullshit make-work dead end job’ like my parents, working long hours just to eke out a meager living, enough to keep getting back in the goddamn hamster wheel, and that really sapped my will to do anything productive. I ended up being completely right but I’m lucky enough to be living in this era of realization that work in the states is inherently bullshit, and that I make enough money to pursue passions outside of my 8-6.

    calzone_gigante , to memes in Why must we be done this way?

    I agree that the school environment should be more motivating, but there’s no way to compete with apps and games designed to be addictive, even adults have trouble avoiding their phones at work.

    sturmblast ,

    it’s called having discipline

    A10 , to memes in Why must we be done this way?
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    Next level update your /etc/hosts to point time wasting websites to localhost

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