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rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Hear me out!

The best these blokes ever came up with were their specials. So, we throw them off the Ukrainian battlefields with parachutes, where they each have to salvage a burnt out Russian armoured vehicle. Then they can show off how they personalised their tanks before the race starts. Whoever reaches Moscow first wins.

CookieOfFortune ,

Which tank does each pick?

xep ,

Clarrrkksssooooonnnnnnn!!!!

Pringles ,

Looking for some of that black earth farm land for the next season of Clarkson’s Farm.

nuke OP ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

UNCONFIRMED REPORTS THE NAVY SEAL HAS ALSO BEEN ACTIVATED

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9894b6e2-1250-489c-91b9-c670bc66e48f.jpeg

empireOfLove2 , (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I didn’t even notice I was on NCD when I first opened this…

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Wow looking at the small lad on the left they’re even using children.

nuke OP ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

THREE SUSPECTS CAUGHT ON CCTV EXITING THE KURSK NUCLEAR POWER PLANT. DOES ANYONE HAVE MORE INFORMATION???

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/fe82c786-8126-4f05-a7b7-de042fb0cf13.webp

mindbleach ,

Putin has declared the man at center Publix enemy number one.

nuke OP ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

THE LEAKS CONTINUE

WE NOW HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF U.S. SPECIAL FORCES INVOLVEMENT IN KURSK

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cf81c148-9402-4c4e-8348-2bf70afdfc64.jpeg

adarza ,

this WILL show up on russian tv where they claim americans are part of the ‘invasion force’.

nuke OP ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

AS IT SHOULD. THIS IS REAL NEWS. NOT FAKE NEWS. REAL. THIS NEWS IS CERTIFIED GLUTEN-FREE, CAGE-FREE, AND HAND-CRAFTED BY ARTISAN CRACKHEADS. WE’RE TALKING NON-GMO, LOCALLY SOURCED, ORGANIC CRACKHEADS.

Mammothmothman ,

I PITTY DA FOO WHO SIMPS FOR PUTIN

nuke OP ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

RUSSIA JUST DEPLOYED THEIR STRONGEST, MOST CAPABALE WARRIOR TO KURSK … Steven Seagal

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8bd05ab2-7ba5-414d-a248-b9201d0b65b1.png

nuke OP ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

Even better picture of Seagal displaying his expert weapon handling skills

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c23d48d2-8443-483b-a4aa-2be8054bdc2d.jpeg

mozz ,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

Needs to be the GIF of him going down a hallway switching from holding his rifle right-handed to left-handed when he changes his pointing direction

Aganim ,

Ah well, we don’t need a moving GIF to see this is the absolute pinnacle of manliness that Mother Russia has to offer.

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