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c0mbatbag3l , to memes in appreciate it
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Another meme for Linux memes in the regular memes community. Lemmy is so fucking one note.

tilcica ,

you sound like a win*ows user

jaybone ,

I only use Commodore 64.

azimir ,

Get a new setup the C64 is so outdated.

|Posted from an Amiga|

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I keep a Windows install around because of CoD Warzone not having anticheat support on Linux but I have multiple Linux machines. Two Fedora and one for Kali but I’ve considered just making that a persistent bootable and putting mint with xfce as a DE on that machine instead.

I just snagged a recycled slim client from work and was going to test out EndeavorOS on it since I’ve heard good things about it’s resource use compared to bare minimum Arch installs with much less user hassle.

Kindness ,

Nice! What security are you interested in?

Franzia ,

Which distro do you daily drive?

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Right now Nobara (Fedora based) on my gaming laptop but was curious about Endeavor and planned on testing it out on a POS slim client from 2012 that I just got. Steam deck just has stock SteamOS.

My main desktop is still windows because I play CoD warzone a lot with friends and that’s still a complete non factor for ricochet anticheat but if they fixed that I’d probably move off of it entirely assuming i could get my peripherals/davinci resolve/stream Labs/oceanaudio all working and get used to GIMP/Krita instead of Paint3D.

So yeah there’s a few reasons I stick with windows, plus I like to keep up to date since I work IT networking and we are a windows shop primarily.

Franzia ,

Oh. Well thank you, that’s a fascinating answer.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I appreciate it, I’m not a Windows Stan I just hate that every community here has the same memes and conversations. I don’t want to see lemmy die but it feels like it’s just for a very specific person and I’m not sure it’s going to last.

TheAnonymouseJoker , to programmerhumor in New File Format
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait till you meet the real evil…

WEBP images. The worst image file format on earth to deal with metadata and timestamps. FFFFUUUUUCK WEBPOOP (and no AVIF please).

XNViewMP is a saviour on all OSes though, thankfully, being the only tool that can batch convert webpoops to any proper image format with preserved metadata.

Atleast with renamed ZIP files, I literally do not need to care as long as 7-Zip or PeaZip is installed, so I can just “open as * archive”. And for video/audio, have MediaInfo installed on any OS. You will thank me someday.

akincisor ,

I’m curious, what’s wrong with webp?

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

WEBP is very weird to convert to other formats and retain metadata. This is not a problem with JPG, PNG and other formats. And only one tool I mentioned solves that problem.

karlthemailman ,

Is that an issue with the format or the currently available tools though?

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Google is responsible for this problem. They created WEBP, which was not necessary to adopt, but shoved it in our throats via Chrome saving images as WEBP by default, and making websites that use their cloud as CDN serve WEBPs in general.

papalonian , to memes in save it for later

So I decided while playing Fallout 4 (around the time it came out) that I was going to try to break this habit, because it meant I never got to use any of the cool shit.

I made this decision while retaking the castle, fighting the queen crab thing. I used all the mini nukes I had on it.

Those who have played the game knows what happens next... after killing the queen, the king emerges. Way bigger, way harder to kill.

I've been a hardcore no exceptions hoarder ever since

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

Of course, if you had been hoarding, you also would not have used anything on the king

twelvefloatinghands ,
@twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world avatar

Because of the secret double king

MetaSynapse ,

Did somebody say Double King?

tomi000 ,

This made me wish there were awards on Lemmy. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

XEAL ,
Anal_Fornicator_ ,

Maybe I’m having a mandela effect moment but I don’t remember a “way bigger, way harder to kill” mirelurk king after the queen. The mirelurk king in-game is the size of a deathclaw tops and I think it’s stats are definitely weaker when compared to the queens. Is there a special one that spawns after the queen that I am forgetting?

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Mirelurk deep king

Anal_Fornicator_ ,

That’s just a higher level variation of the normal mirelurk king. Just like an albino deathclaw is a higher level variation of the normal one. Also the mirelurk deep kings stats on the wiki are still lower than the queens.

UntouchedWagons ,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah there’s no mirelurk king that shows up after the queen.

RavindraNemandi ,
@RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network avatar

You are definitely right, not sure what this guy is on about.

JokeDeity , to memes in save it for later

Me after finishing every RPG I’ve ever played ever: "Well I guess I could have used all those really powerful items I’ve been saving the entire game in that last fight if I had known it was the last fight… " If you tell me an item is super powerful and in extremely limited quantity, I will essentially never use it before the game is over out of fear of needing it later.

SaniFlush , to memes in Its sad. .

Don’t forget to name at least two American brands so you get paid!

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Product placement go brrrr

SaniFlush ,

Applebees

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

KFC

comrade_pibb ,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

bonus points for rhyming

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Product placements go in songs.

Now everyone please sing along.

Applebees

KFC

Haliburton

Lockheed

PF Changs

Starbucks

When will the Prolitariat have enough

Of this system that doesn’t care

No one on earth needs Billionaires.

GenderIsOpSec ,
@GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net avatar

kitty-cri-texas bah gawd its beautiful

ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider ,
@ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net avatar

To the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I grab me a Bud,
Get in my Ford truck,
Cuz I'm un-American boah

I await my royalties.

TheGiantKorean , to memes in appreciate it
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re a CrossFitter who uses Linux, which do you tell people about first?

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

That you are vegan of course

eestileib ,

Actually the first order of business is establishing that you’re an atheist.

timkmz ,

Lol what. I dont believe in any religion but I wouldnt say Im atheist either. I dont understand the need to talk about it at all. Like let people do as they want and judge them by what they do?

eestileib ,

I’m just shitposting d00d, it’s a meme subreddit, and I’m an atheist who isn’t exactly shy about it, so I’m taking a shot at myself anyway.

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

How you retired at 30

explodicle ,

Because Bitcoin

jaybone ,

That you don’t eat meat.

mustardman , to memes in For Free!

That episode of Trailer Park Boys has my all-time favorite scene when Ricky was in court:

youtu.be/NqqsxfEDXu4?si=9nCFthvgQCyRg3Pr

Slwh47696 ,

If I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked

Also love when he tells Ricky he can smoke, the cops in the courtroom pull their smokes out too

hypnotoad__ ,

I absolutely love this scene with all my heart

Smokes snaps but I’ve only got two left

I don’t care, you’ve been a dick to me all day, it’s the least you can do

saltnotsugar , to cat in PSA: Farmers Beware

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness?

GiantChickDicks , to cat in PSA: Farmers Beware

“And the behaviour of the cat was somewhat peculiar. It was soon noticed that when there was work to be done the cat could never be found. She would vanish for hours on end, and then reappear at meal-times, or in the evening after work was over, as though nothing had happened. But she always made such excellent excuses , and purred so affectionately , that it was impossible not to believe in her good intentions.”

inspxtr , to cat in PSA: Farmers Beware

“a dream of a thousand [animals]”

ChocoboRocket , to memes in For Free!

Why is this meme written in Cumfont

Deconceptualist ,

I’d say you know why, but cum on

Norgur , to memes in Its sad. .

I wanted to do a "to be fair here, Cash had songs with stupid lyrics, too", but all I can think of is "Ring of fire" and that one is just a harmless metaphor about love.

Ensign_Crab ,

“One Piece at a Time” is less of a country song and more of a novelty song.

Norgur ,

Yes, so is "hey porter" or "boy named sue", but those are sung jokes of a sort which gives them a purpose ;)

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

And A Boy Named Sue was written by Shel Silverstein, so you can't really pick on that one.

oldGregg ,

You absolutly can pick on it and you should, and you’d wholeheartedly agree if you knew the sequal song Shell wrote.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I'm intrigued. Educate me.

oldGregg ,

Here’s audio

And here’s the lyrics

Basically tells the story from the dads perspective.

Tldr the dad fucks the boy.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Damn. :(

NABDad ,

I’d argue that Ring of Fire is a metaphor about forbidden love that you know is damning you but the feelings are too powerful to resist.

Rather than a harmless metaphor, I find it an incredibly powerful metaphor about the pain and suffering caused by helplessly loving the “wrong” person.

Plus, there’s an opportunity to make STD jokes.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’d be a more powerful metaphor if he wasn’t a massive manwhore and his “love” wasn’t any fan with great tits, or his second wife’s sister.

NABDad ,

Well, yeah. No one said he wasn’t flawed.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah, that was the point, you nailed it fam.

neptune ,

He didn’t actually write Ring of Fire

TopShelfVanilla ,

He didn’t write several of his songs. That’s really common. Many writers are not performers.

Tigbitties ,
@Tigbitties@kbin.social avatar

I don't think modern country even uses metaphors anymore. Before anyone comes at me, I'm well awair that there's some fantactic country writers out there.

Endorkend ,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

That's because modern country is squarely focused on (far) right leaning people and they are utterly deaf, dumb and blind to any sort of metaphor, sarcasm and subtlety.

It's why these pricks go nuts for songs like Killing in the Name, not realizing it's a song that explicitly hates on them saying stuff like "some of those who work forces, are the same that BURN CROSSES".

They only see and hear that title and have no fucking clue what it and the rest of the song is actually about.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Also see: "Born in the USA".

Endorkend ,
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

Way back when Nirvana, Tool, RATM and all the great early 90's bands were coming up, there was another.

A dingy Swedish band named Clawfinger.

They had a debut, self released album named Deaf Dumb Blind and it's most well known song was named Nigger.

The song sprung outrage with the conservative right in the US, because back then they pretended they were against racism and the use of that word.

Clawfinger was similar in lyrical meaning with Rage Against the Machine, most of their songs were protest songs.

These are the lyrics.

(guess I'll link it as I can't find how to do spoiler tags ...)

Tigbitties ,
@Tigbitties@kbin.social avatar

Rember when Cobain wrote "rape me" becuase he had to hit people in the head with the message because the song "polly" went right over it?

Arotrios ,
@Arotrios@kbin.social avatar
mctoasterson ,

“One piece at a time”

Saracha ,

That’s a classic, and I won’t hear one word against it.

Mirshe ,

Also still fairly anti capitalism. The whole core is “I worked at a Cadillac factory making cars I could never afford with what they paid”.

Norgur ,

And it didn't cost me a dime!

zaphodb2002 ,

Ring of fire is my song to sing when I’ve had too much Mexican food and beer.

bufordt ,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ring of Fire was written by June Carter, and first released by her sister Anita Carter.

fiat_lux , to pics in [OC] Orb Spider (Araneus diadematus)

Very pretty, even if orb-weavers always trigger my flight response hard with their chunky physiques and tapered thin legs.

Darn you biology, let me appreciate my neighbours more.

quinacridone OP ,
@quinacridone@lemmy.ml avatar

They don’t bother me like that, probably because I know that they’re always outside just chilling in their web…I think I’ve managed to overcome my primal instincts regarding creepy crawlies and snakes and so on, in that I’ll try and catch them and pick them up for a closer look

It probably helps that I live in the UK though, and not Australia or other tropical place…they have some mental things there

fiat_lux , (edited )

Yeah, I am Australian. Honestly the dangers are overblown, but there are still a few spiders that make me go a bit wobbly inside.

Orb-weavers (different genus though) are one of them to a tiny degree, not because they're dangerous, or even fast. It's because they have thick webs that they spin every single damn night and you accidentally walk through them. And then they freak out while you're freaking out... and they can really grip on to you.

I don't go walking through gardens at night in some areas anymore, I'm happy to appreciate them from a distance. But I still feel that instinctive "do not want" deep down.

quinacridone OP ,
@quinacridone@lemmy.ml avatar

Yep, there’s nothing quite like that unnerving feeling of walking face first into a spider web

theKalash ,

Orb-weavers (different genus though)

You are probably dealing with Hortophora transmarina, the “Australian garden orb weaver spider”, though you probably don’t call it Australian in Australia.

I always thought they were very considerate spiders because they are nocturnal and, as you said, build a new web every night. So they actually take it down during they day. Most orb-weavers won’t do that for you.

fiat_lux ,

Some of them are definitely those, but we get a bunch of different ones.

The night thing is polite, until you come home after dark one day, and there is limited light on a pathway. Keep in mind that wintertime daylight hours makes that "most of the time" in many places too.

You'll be tiredly fumbling for your keys while peering carefully to see the reflections of webs, and they're completely unpredictably placed because of the nightly rebuilding. Your morning memory of their location is now useless. This was admittedly a much bigger problem before mobile phone flashlights were a thing.

The more permanent web-builders you can at least reliably coax into more convenient places with a little bit of strategic web destruction. You might get a badly placed solitary structural web strand from that spider the next day, but those are not sticky and usually spider-free.

It wouldn't be such a bother if paths weren't one of their favourite places to build. And they didn't have widespread communities that have thrived with human occupation.

UlyssesT , to memes in For Free!

That’s one way to get two birds stoned at once. stalin-smokin

VizualWarrior , to memes in The glorious truth

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