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PunnyName , to programmerhumor in The most likely next word

It’ll add too many eyes

homesweethomeMrL , to technology in Windows 10 is EOL in October 2025

Micro$quash makes 80 BEELYUN dollars a year in pure unadulterated profit, but it can’t keep security updates coming.

Well. I mean, they can, hahaha . . .ahh but they’re not going to.

treefrog , to technology in Windows 10 is EOL in October 2025

I guess that’s when I switch my laptop over to Linux. Which is back how it was before I switched it to Windows for school.

My PC is already Linux.

_sideffect , to technology in Windows 10 is EOL in October 2025

Fu win11 with its abundance of spyware and ai bs

xhieron , to technology in Windows 10 is EOL in October 2025
@xhieron@lemmy.world avatar

Windows 10 LTSC 2021 ends support in 2027 (although it doesn’t matter quite as much). And it’s likely that the Win 11 LTSC later this year will necessarily be free from much of 11’s bullshit. Linux is still the right call, but for those of us who need to run a Windows machine for whatever reason, there are alternatives, so, you know… yarr.

NarrativeBear , to technology in Windows 10 is EOL in October 2025

But I don’t want to buy all new hardware! Thought MS was sustainable. Instead MS is BS.

Thorry84 ,

Always has been.

And I’ve been using Microsoft since my first computer in 1984. Recently got DOS 2.0 with hacked FAT16 running on my first computer, would have blown my mind back then.

snownyte , to technology in Windows 10 is EOL in October 2025
@snownyte@kbin.social avatar

Unless you're on Enterprise/Education - 2027

xmunk , to programmerhumor in The most likely next word

Communist AI is Communist.

Successful_Try543 , (edited ) to programmerhumor in The most likely next word

The algorithm was trained only on illustrations form continuum mechanics books.

HappycamperNZ , to memes in Every time Zionists call me an antisemite for speaking out against Israel

I don’t get the name calling.

I support Israel right to defend itself (and by logic, Hamas will defend as well), but fully acknowledge challenging the methods, actions and propaganda of each side.

This is a conflict, there is enough shit going around - we don’t need to bring religion into this. Call out shit people, call out bias, and absolutely call out people who think they can hide behind religion.

(Love the meme, great not seeing the same repeated crap).

NocturnalMorning ,

Except Israel isn’t just defending themselves anymore. They’re carpet bombing Gaza trying to turn it into a parking lot.

If Israel was just defending themselves, nobody would have an issue with that.

Instead, they’re bombing hospitals, and murdering children in cold blood. And the president of Israel has made some very concerning comments indicating that he doesn’t see Palestinians as people.

So, yeah, saying Israel has a right to defend itself is a complete mischaracterization of what’s going on right now over there.

HappycamperNZ ,

And I can also argue that when you have a neighbor that launches soo many rockets across the border that you have one of the best and most expensive anti-rocket defenses in the world, that has proven in the last few day that it still exists, you won’t stop until its gone.

This conflict exists because politicians and the intl community failed miserably - Rwanda level failed. I blame the UNSC personally.

As I’ve said in other comments before, I seriously hope that regardless of who you support, at the end of this conflict the acts above and beyond proportionality are thoroughly investigated, and I hope to see militants and politicians on both sides swinging in prison by the end of it.

NocturnalMorning ,

They’re committing genocide now, which is ironic given who’s doing it.

HappycamperNZ ,

Assuming yes, I don’t know if I’d call it ironic. Any group is just as capable as any other regardless of history.

And before you call me a genocide denier, there is a good reason I’ve reserved that statement at this stage. I wouldn’t be surprised if that changes shortly.

TokenBoomer ,

Will you be surprised when that statement doesn’t change?

Israeli Professor on Rafah: “We Are Witnessing an Unfolding Genocide”

HappycamperNZ ,

I want to say yes, but also aware that legal definitions take a long time to work through. Current discussions by those much further in the know are “allegations” of genocide, “could amount” to genocide, “could lead to” genocide.

Are the flags there - absolutely. The hold out (as far as im aware) is the intent vs causality aspect. I suspect investigation will start to lean to intent existing.

Count042 ,

Legal definitions in the end are trying to turn a hammer into a scalpel.

They don’t fucking matter for moral judgments.

Israel is committing a genocide to anyone with even a highschool level knowledge of history. Want a simple definition that is very effective?

Any government that intentionally withholds food, medicine, and potable water from a population it considers undesirable is intentionally committing genocide.

Starvation is historically the most effective method and most used method of committing genocide. Everyone knows what the outcome is. Anyone trying to use legal definitions at this point is an asshole genocide denier trying to pretend they’re not.

Like you.

TokenBoomer ,

Wonder what happened to make Palestinians want to launch rockets across the border?

HappycamperNZ ,

My first guess would be the first item on Hamas founding charter

“Death to Israel, death to America”

oakey66 ,

What’s the date of that charter?

TokenBoomer ,

My first guess would be the Nakba, which led to the current apartheid state.

Karyoplasma ,

Link the part of the Hamas founding charter that says anything about America. I’ll wait, good luck.

On the other hand, “from the river to the sea” (the feared slogan) is a direct reply to the Likud’s election manifesto from 1977 which stated: “Between the sea and the Jordan there will only be Israeli sovereignty.”

GeneralVincent , (edited )

You said in another comment that Israel is justified in their violence because Hamas is their neighbor that has been launching bombs across the border.

And in this comment you blame Hamas violence on bigotry.

Until you acknowledge the decades of unprovoked violence to the Palestinian people by Israeli settlers, you will not be taken seriously.

Israelis are capable and have shown clear bigotry towards the Palestinians. And Hamas is violent because they were forced to be neighbors with settlers that were often violent.

You can keep pretending to be unbiased, but your bias is showing very clearly.

captainlezbian ,

I personally blame the failure of the United States, United Kingdom, and United Soviet Socialist Republics for their failure to deal with the humanitarian crisis of 1930s Germany (read: accept all Jewish refugees) resulting in a traumatized stateless people feeling they needed to reclaim their ancestral home by any means necessary as an existential crisis. From there we have seen failure after failure to attempt peaceful coexistence from either side or to attempt safe and peaceful decolonization from the Israeli government or any other world government or for the world to accept Palestinians’ right to create a nation

HappycamperNZ ,

I think that a pretty fair belief.

captainlezbian ,

That being said Israel is a colonizer state and an apartheid state. Who is to blame for what is currently happening? Israel and Hamas. Who is the victim? The people of Palestine. A people who are overwhelmingly too young to have voted in the last election. Since that point Hamas has refused to hold elections and has moved from moderate anti colonial to this. Furthermore Israel has spent the time since the nakba more or less going full USA on their colonized people.

bufalo1973 ,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

Except the Zionists have been working to conquer the place since the 19th century. They even wanted an arrangement with the Nazis to settle in Judea… but not for the Jews that were poor. Only the rich ones.

And I repeat: Zionists. Not Jews. Zionists.

TankovayaDiviziya ,

Not against you personally, but your premise sounds like a weak bothside-ism that justifies the cycle of violence. “He did first” kind of argument. “An eye for an eye makes us all blind.” as Ghandi put it.

The most rational and objective bothside advocacy is the two-state solution. It seems like the mainstream neglect this and does not think outside the box. I understand that there is so much bad blood between Palestinians and Israelis, but if both sides realise they are blinded by rage, they could emulate the Northern Ireland peace agreement that ended the 20 year cycle of violence between the Irish nationalists and British unionists. Many scholars and activists from both Israeli and Palestinian side advocate for two state solution and a Northern Ireland-style peace agreement. It is just a matter of ordinary people to look past the rage. Israel is there to stay and advocating to rid Israel is like trying abort a baby. And Israel stepping on Palestinians is repeating what the Nazis did to them and thus Israel could not claim the higher moral ground.

There has to be a united civilian will to accept that both sides are here to stay, like the Irish nationalists and British unionists have done. But both Israeli and Palestinian sides have internal divisions and many support their own radical groups representing their own beliefs.

HappycamperNZ ,

While I get your understanding from my comment, I don’t know if I’d call it both-sideism as much as I would neither is innocent. Either was quite capable of taking steps to stop this before it happened.

If it wasn’t for the fact it had happened before in Ireland I would 100% say there is no way the differences could be reconciled to a permanent two-state solution - but clearly there must be a pathway to peace. Unfortunately I don’t hold much confidence in it actually happening and more will continue to suffer because of it.

emergencyfood ,

If it is peace that the Israeli politicians want, why do they fund Hamas?

Also, ever wondered where Hamas - living in a place under such a strict embargo that people don’t have enough food to eat - gets the explosives for its rockets?

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Zionists pretending to be both sides moderates is truly hilarious.

Consider making a new account instead of the one you used to shill for 6 months straight

HappycamperNZ ,

Oh look, first word in the post

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Truly a mystery why people keep calling you that. We’ll never know.

HappycamperNZ ,

Na, its pretty obvious why, even to you.

Quick mental exercise - the conflict is suspended in the next 10 minutes, a “permanent ceasefire”. Every aid truck is permitted in, Israel withdraws to their state, intl community is released.

Do you think Israel will go “we achieved everything we want to, Hamas is no longer a threat, let’s disband our Iron dome, cease CMT, live our best lives”.

Do you think Hamas will unify Palestine and usher in a new era of peace and stability, cease attacks on Israel because its not worth it, join the international community in rebuilding Palestine to be prosperous.

Do you think the intl community is shocked enough to never let this happen again?

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Dude don’t expose yourself in this comment chain you’re supposed to feign ignorance here.

Do you think Hamas will unify Palestine and usher in a new era of peace and stability, cease attacks on Israel because its not worth it, join the international community in rebuilding Palestine to be prosperous.

Yes

johker216 ,

If you truly think Hamas is not as bad or worse than Israeli counter-actions, you should reflect on your own beliefs. In this conflict, the military wings of both sides ARE deplorable and deserve universal condemnation. Hamas’s goal is the eradication of Jews; any benefit to the Palestinians under their thumb is accidental at best. If you support Hamas, you support genocide. If you support the IDF’s actions, you support genocide. Full stop.

HappycamperNZ , (edited )

While I agree on the statement of Hamas goals, we can’t deny a number of Israeli politicians have said comparable things.

TokenBoomer , (edited )

Hear me out, the Dresden bombing during WW2 was justified. /s

tearsintherain ,
@tearsintherain@leminal.space avatar

Palestine has no state, has no military, no AI Surveillance killing tech, no armored vehicles, tanks, artillery, missiles, planes, helicopters, and warships…

land ,
@land@lemmy.ml avatar

Educate yourself. The kids your united terrorist state of Israel is killing are becoming Hamas. Hamas didn’t fall from the sky to kill Jews. Palestinians are Muslim, Christians and Jews. But you don’t care about Palestinian Jews because they’re not white; they’re Arab.

Maeve ,

Then Bibi shouldn't funnel money to them.

blazera ,
@blazera@lemmy.world avatar

we don’t need to bring religion into this.

My friend i cant wait for you to learn about zionism and why israel even exists.

10_0 , to memes in USB tunneling

So that’s why I can’t plug it in without looking

ekZepp ,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

That actually explain quite a lot.

embed_me , to programmerhumor in The Onboarding
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Didn’t recognise the scene coz I had stopped 2 seasons prior

(It’s from Game of thrones season 7)

Audbol , to memes in Title

Imagine caring what app other people use.

chalupapocalypse ,

You’re not a real Linux user unless you bitch about other people’s software choices

Moonrise2473 , to technology in Self-Driving Tesla Nearly Hits Oncoming Train, Raises New Concern On Car's Safety

I was ready to write shit on Tesla then I saw the video. The asshole was driving at that speed in the fog??? And let some alpha proof of concept software that relies only on cameras to let drive in the fog???

If the human eye doesn’t see the train crossing, how a camera can see it?

Although a bit of fault to Tesla, because the system should have known from the maps that over there was a train crossing and should have slowed down anyway

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

And let some alpha proof of concept software that relies only on cameras

That “alpha proof of concept software” is marketed as “full self-driving”. If it doesn’t mean what it says it means, the company producing it should be fully liable for any crashes caused as a result of its use.

Full Self-Driving. Not “kinda sometimes in perfect conditions”. Full.

Moonrise2473 ,

True, it should also refuse to activate in low visibility situation

milan ,
@milan@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

looks like the camera has seen those blinky lights tho, at least i did from the footage. so maybe the driver could have acted quite a bit sooner too. a shame lidar was too good for tesla tho

friend_of_satan ,

If the human eye doesn’t see the train crossing, how a camera can see it?

If Elon Musk wasn’t so anti-lidar then that would be the answer, but here we are.

helenslunch ,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Funny part is they used to have radar, but they removed it.

calabast , to programmerhumor in The Server Fell Over

I’m gonna guess the original version of this joke said “crashed” instead of “fell over”, cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I use fell over to mean crashed all the time

TechieDamien ,

Same, I thought it was used commonly too.

litchralee ,

I vaguely recall a (probably apocryphal) story of an early washing machine-sized hard drive that lurched its way across the floor during a customer demo, eventually falling over once the connecting cables pulled taught.

That said, those hard drives did indeed move themselves: catb.org/jargon/html/W/walking-drives.html

Revan343 ,

Some bands of old-time hackers figured out how to induce disk-accessing patterns that would do this to particular drive models and held disk-drive races.

I love the Jargon File

Zorsith ,
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“Fell over”, to me, implies server load balancing.

bamboo ,

I use it to describe a variety of things, but usually it’s related to servers not being able to handle load rather than an outright crash, but I’m not strict about it. Laos balancer failures could be it, could also just be that something was really I efficient but wasn’t noticed until it went into production.

Chronographs ,

“Failed over” does, I’ve never heard fell over mean anything but what’s described in the picture.

Ephera ,

I have heard it before, albeit tongue-in-cheek. So, like the server can be “running”, it can also trip and fall over.

Mouselemming ,

That’s probably fallout from the early days of this joke. After seeing this image with ‘the server crashed’, funny programmers would start saying their server “fell over” to reference that memory. Now it’s come full circle. Meanwhile those of us who are “grandma peering at the computer screen” would only say a computer has “crashed.” And wouldn’t know how to fix it beyond a couple of tries at turning it off and back on again. (Which usually does work, though!)

Mac ,

yeah i was thinking “down”.

Bezier ,
@Bezier@suppo.fi avatar

Or a different language. To me, they’re the same word, so this pun would actually work properly.

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