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pastermil , to programmerhumor in The dangers of procrastination

technical debt is your friend.

dumbass , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
@dumbass@lemy.lol avatar

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

roux ,
@roux@hexbear.net avatar

Me and dumb compact design blueprints on Dyson Sphere Program. I’ve had to tear parts of builds down an embarrassing amount of times to get unstuck because of the way hitboxes on refactionators and a few other buildings work in close proximity.

Tolookah , to programmerhumor in Interview vs Job

Wait, you didn’t have meetings about the button first?

hexaflexagonbear , (edited )
@hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net avatar

Those meetings come after you make the change where they tell you they actually expected the button would get smaller.

sukhmel ,

Oh, they did. But the guy doing actual work with the button was on the meetings about scrollbar

420stalin69 , (edited )

Don’t forget refinement where you describe your plan to add the “height: 80pt” rule (literally what the client wants), and then poker planning where you say it will be 1 point and the lead dev says 3 points and the other dev asks what is a point anyway leading to a time consuming discussion, and then the task gets scheduled for not next sprint but the sprint after, and then you do it and push your code, make a pull request, then during code review it is suggested you use tailwind instead but your project isn’t using tailwind because it’s some legacy PHP monster started by a junior who was just learning PHP, so now there’s a POC to consider using tailwind meanwhile the lead dev (who has a background in QA) designs a reusable “height engine” which uses rabbitmq to alert all worker nodes (there’s only one) about any changes to the height rules in mongodb. The height engine doesn’t include units so you have to hardcode if the client is expecting rem or pt. The product owner asks you in sprint review why this ended up taking a week when you said 1 point initially and the team agreed on 3. A team decision is made that all future CSS rule changes require a POC prior to implementation.

Tolookah ,

It’s okay, breathe, the project manager isn’t in the room with us now

rwhitisissle , to memes in Colombus was a Bastard Man.

The Mayflower brought the Pilgrims to America, not Columbus (which is also, for some reason, misspelled in the title of this post). I’m guessing OP didn’t pay much attention to their history class this year in what I’m going to assume is middle-school.

LaVacaMariposa ,

OP, try again with La Pinta, La Niña or La Santa María

Etterra , to memes in Raid

Slightly less than nothing to see here.

JackRiddle , to linuxmemes in r/pcmasterrace morons attempting an anti-Linux meme

Windows: “driver for graphics card not found. Go fuck yourself.”

SayJess ,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Fuck it, here’s an ad.

keepcarrot , to programmerhumor in Interview vs Job

I am aghast at how difficult interviews are compared to literally every aspect of most jobs I’ve had.

huf , to programmerhumor in Interview vs Job
BreadOven , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

I once deleted system32…That’s when I began calling the shots.

Sam_Bass , to memes in Raid

Hey ostomy bags arent funny. Full ones even less so

ryannathans , to linux in Mm.. can someone help?

Simply change the partition size back to exactly what it was before. Larger might be acceptable too, not sure

7heo ,

Larger might be acceptable too, not sure

It should.

bizdelnick ,

It is.

bizdelnick ,

That’s correct answer. If you did not write anything in the space you freed (i.e. did not create a partition there AND format it), your data is not damaged.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

also format does not actually completely overwrite most of the data, so you’ll probably just end up with a couple corrupted blocks, which are fixable with some minor data loss

t0mri OP ,

Yeah, it worked.

ryannathans ,

Solid work, now set up backups haha

umbrella , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

well id expect the computer to crash if i threw it in the trash can

SeabassDan ,

I can imagine thinking it’s be funny in the early stages where things wouldn’t really be too logical they way they are now. Might even assume it wouldn’t actually do anything and I could just pull it back out.

bananaghost ,
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umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

hahahaha i was thinking of this very gif, stop reading my mind

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

would be even better if the pc actually teleported to his trash bin

booty ,
@booty@hexbear.net avatar

no you’re getting it confused with the crash can

bstix , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

When I started working in the late 90s early 00s, every company had their own It-department. These days it’s just some consultant or subscription to another company offering their consultants to do specific tasks.

This thread reminds me of why having an IT department makes good sense financially - today.

You can add up all the salaries, equipment and training costs and it’ll still be cheaper than wasting time and money in meetings with consultants trying to either explain the task or moan about pricing.

Shit doesn’t work, because they aren’t paid to make shit work.

I can make code that works for me and I can make code that works for you. The price is different, but you also need to know what you actually want it to do, and I don’t know how much money you are willing to sacrifice for us both fumbling around in that equation.

jubilationtcornpone ,

“Look how much money we can save productivity we can eliminate by outsourcing IT!”

keepcarrot ,

One could, indeed, argue that consulting firms make their bread and butter by not having things work but fixed temporarily.

bilb , to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

I’m a good enough software engineer that this isn’t true. I bet I get paid a lot more than you. 😎

(The above statement is not a truthful statement.)

DeathbringerThoctar , (edited ) to programmerhumor in When a real user uses the app

That’s a very funny anecdote about Apple that I can find no evidence of ever actually happening. Leaving aside the fact that Xerox had GUI, including the modern WIMP GUI we’re all familiar with today, in 1974. The Apple Lisa was released at least a year before the Macintosh 128K came out in 1984. As much as I love the idea of Apple making such an amateur mistake, I’m going to need a reputable source before I believe that story actually happened.

Edit: I’m seeing a lot of “it’s technically possible” but still no sources to confirm that it actually occurred. Until a a verifiable source emerges, I’m still going to assume this story never actually happened. Anyone have Woz’s contact info? We could always just ask him.

noughtnaut ,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

Seconded.

I’ve read most of folklore.org and do not recall any such story. In fact, how do you even “drag the computer to the waste basket” as the first/only icon would be the System floppy and afaik they’ve never had / still don’t have a “computer icon”. 🤔

DeathbringerThoctar ,

You honestly couldn’t pay me enough to use MacOS so I didn’t know there wasn’t a “computer icon” but I love that detail. I’m gonna go ahead and assume that whole anecdote is fictitious.

Clent ,

Hating an operating system such that someone wouldn’t use it in exchange for a million dollars is quite the flex.

DeathbringerThoctar , (edited )

I’m an IT person professionally, and I use Fedora as my daily driver. MacOS just grinds on me in ways I can’t properly articulate.

Edit: oh wait, maybe I can! https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/405/328/e28.png

Clent ,

And you’re obsessed with giant cocks. This is very interesting. A therapist could write a book on you.

DeathbringerThoctar ,

“Cock,” singular. It wouldn’t be a very interesting book. I don’t have any hard to pronounce problems, I’m just a jerk.

BorgDrone ,

I’m an IT person professionally, and I use Fedora as my daily driver.

Ah, Fedora, that brings back memories. We used to call it RootHat back in the day when it was still RedHat. It was what all the first-time Linux users used before they graduated to Debian or Slackware. They would use root as they day to day account, hence the name.

Havent used it in forever. Is it still as big a pile of shit as it was in the 90’s ?

DeathbringerThoctar ,

I’ve been using it since Fedora Core 7 back in like 05 or something. It’s pretty solid. I use mate rather than gnome, but otherwise it’s an excellent, very FOSS, choice.

samus12345 ,
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I’m so used to Windows getting dunked on here that I forget MacOS must be more hated, being even more locked down than Windows.

SchmidtGenetics ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/340e2c4a-cb1c-4c8b-b827-e126fc92a63f.png

First image I could find of the desktop and there is computer icons right there.

If dragging one of those to wastebasket at the bottom right crashed the computer, it would fit the description of the event.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I wonder if the first attempt was simply dragging that Mac System Software to the trash. Not “the computer icon”, but it’s possible the anecdote was/is slightly misremembered by John

SchmidtGenetics ,

Seems like a simple folley, the person I responded to said it was a floppy (it’s two layers of “mesh”?) and couldn’t remember the computer icons. Details get fuzzy, I had no idea and was curious so I just looked it up. I’ve got no horse here.

noughtnaut , (edited )
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

Dragging a floppy to the bin would simply eject it… 🤷 Well all right, maybe the story is from before the intro of the “Insert disk Foo”.

MonkeMischief ,

Ngl that’d be hilarious if that was basically a GUI for “rm -rf /” LOL

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

The point of the trash was that nothing happened until you emptied it. And the OS was loaded into memory so you could eject the OS disk so it wasn’t actively using those files. I don’t think even dragging System to the trash and emptying it would have done anything except prevent you from booting with that System disk.

MonkeMischief ,

I’m not even an Apple fan but folklore.org sounds fascinating. I love retro computing history! :D Thanks for sharing that!

GenderNeutralBro ,

I’ve seen multiple new users drag Macintosh HD or Documents to Trash in literally the first minute of using a computer. It was perhaps the most common first action I witnessed. Fortunately, none of them located the “Empty Trash” command before I stepped in.

It never crashed the system, but this was in the 90s when we were already on System 7 or even OS 8, so I’m not sure how the older versions handled it. Dragging a disk icon to the Trash on the classic Mac OS ejected the disk, so I wouldn’t be surprised. Simply dragging the System Folder shouldn’t cause an instant crash, but it would fail to boot if you restarted for sure. So the story could be mostly accurate but just missing a step.

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Speaking from experience, it functionally ruined them, at least the early macs -exact os/model unknown- we had (school computers well behind the curve and all). They’d need to be reformatted after. It would delete, then iirc just crash and you’d reboot into errors (my memory of this is spotty, it was a very long time ago)

I used to do that in the computer lab when I was supposed to be doing typing practice. Fucking hate typing “properly”.

Note: I am not a verifiable source, this is anecdata.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Maybe you had ones with built-in hard drives which, if ejected unexpectedly, may have caused problems on early Macs.

But there was and still is no “computer” icon on the Mac OS desktop, and dragging a disk to the trash just ejects it.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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The original Macintosh had the OS on a floppy disk. So there wasn’t a “Computer” on the desktop. And if you dragged the Macintosh OS disk to the trash it would just eject it so you could put in another disk. (Unless you were lucky enough to have an external floppy drive.)

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