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cake , to memes in Something something The Juniper Tree
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English version: they lived happily ever after German version: they got eaten by animals

Sheeprevenge ,

Well, she doesn’t get eaten. She plays with fire when her parents are out and burns to death. The cats are just mourning her.

In the same book there are some other interesting children stories like the kid who refuses to eat soup and starves to death. Or the kid who sucks on its thumbs until a tailor comes and cuts them off with huge scissors.

cake ,
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Cocomelon in a nutshell

SubArcticTundra ,
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The kid who refuses to eat soup is completely me

yA3xAKQMbq , to memes in Something something The Juniper Tree

Miau! Mio! Miau! Mio!

the_beber ,

Das Kind brennt lichterloh.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Props to Minz und Maunz. Got to be my favourite characters.

bunkyprewster , to memes in Priorities!

I’ve been a long time Sync user and paid for everything he asked when it was Reddit. I’m $5 a month for my instance - startrek.website.

Haven’t yet kicked in for Lemmy Sync. I feel good about sending some cash to the dev, but don’t love subscriptions and the lifetime payment of $100 is a little too rich for me.

drekly ,

Lifetime $20 for ad free

Don’t think you really need ultra, do you?

guyrocket , to memes in Why are you all booing me? I'm right
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If you ever feel your job is useless, remember, someone somewhere is installing turn signals in BMWs.

ccunix ,

Fake news, I used the indicator in my X1 this morning.

To my surprise it works! Must be that quality German engineering

guyrocket ,
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Is that supposed to be funny, friend?

Must be that quality german humor.

ccunix ,

It was a joke actually. In all seriousness I am actually really good with my indicators, especially as I have 2 sons who have either recently got their license or are working towards it. They are more than happy to point out even the slightest error.

DeveloperKai , to memes in You truly have nothing to hide, don't you

Assert dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst shitting.

Bakkoda ,

Hopefully it has audio because I love yelling hulk smash when I drop one off.

AceFuzzLord , to asklemmy in Who loves this game in 2023?

It has been a really long time since I played this. If I didn’t just get another game I was planning on playing, I’d totally try and find a copy of the deluxe version. I don’t think we ever had the deluxe version, so that would be really fun to get and mess around with like I used to on the old family computer.

Definitely a game I really liked.

dog_ , to memes in Priorities!

Mans gotta eat. Sent from Sync for Lemmy.

shiham , to memes in Buckle up, it's not getting better.

It’s raining where I live.

MaDeX , to memes in Restricted Topics

Don’t lie it wasn’t water

southsamurai , to memes in Priorities!
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And this kind of idiocy is why I’m glad there’s a user block

StarLuigi , to memes in Ad blockers are a must
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If I lose my ad blocker it’s like losing access to the internet for me

LambLeeg ,

I’d even specify that. Loosing uBlock Origin on Firefox is like getting rid of the web per se.

yogthos OP ,
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Pretty much, and I think this highlights just how important it is to have at least two independently developed browser engines. If Chromium becomes the only game in town that would effectively let Google, which makes most of its revenue from ads, decide how we access the internet. That would be an absolutely terrible scenario to be in.

railsdev ,

Block at the DNS level. It won’t matter which browser you use.

SilentStorms ,

For real, NextDNS was a game changer. It’s not hard to set up either.

Lininop ,

Does that work for the ads in YouTube videos? We have messed around with pie hole at our house but it doesn’t work for videos.

Chronova ,

I just went to a website that gave me a full page ad with no X button to close out of it.

Hell no. Shit is going to get so bad if they remove ad-blockers. Fastest way to kill their user-base.

Scyther , to unixporn in [OC] cue v1.0 released: type what you want to hear

Power Glove rocks

bradmont , to memes in Priorities!
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Who let spez make a Lemmy account?

Brustadnrift , to memes in Google taught me it's OK to be evil

Man, this is depressing. While I wasn’t “raised online” since I was raised on dialup and couldn’t block the phone line all that long.

I still remember when google was the new kid on the block and the general feeling about them across early Internet forums.

Microsoft was evil because they copied everybody else’s stuff and wanted to charge for it. Apple was clueless making expensive junk. Sun was a darling for a while at least until they started pulling shit.

Enter mother-fucking-Google. Ethical. Honest. Not evil. Smart. Supporting open source. And on top of all that, FREE to use. Like Microsoft wants to charge you for hotmail if you want an inbox > 2MB? Fucking EVIL!!! Google is ethical because they are completely free!!! And I hear they are working on an email service too. Google just wants to shepherd the internet and protect it from companies like Microsoft, Apple, and AOL.

Oh Google.

Asafum ,

A company that survives long enough eventually gets turned to the dark $ide. Greedy asshats will always ruin a good thing for their own benefit

kittenbridgeasteroid ,

Any company that becomes publicly traded gets turned to the dark side. That’s the factor that does it because they have a legal requirement to do everything they can to maximize profits.

Trying to sustain perpetual growth will always lead to companies fucking over their customers and employees.

blindbunny ,

While I feel this is true there are so few privately owned companies that prove this as fact. Holds breath that steam never fucks over its customers

mnemonicmonkeys ,

I live Valve, but there’s always that nagging bit in the back of my mind reminding me that they can always turn evil in the span of a few years. And the recent debacle with Dolphin doesn’t help

TALL421 ,
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Dolphin isn’t really their fault though. That all comes down to the developers and Nintendo. The outcome sucks either way

mnemonicmonkeys ,

No, Dolphin was their fault. Valve reached out to Nintendo before Dolphin was added to the store. If Valve hadn’t asked Nintendo for permission first, Nintendo probably would have said nothing

kittenbridgeasteroid ,

Nintendo is required by law to do something or else they run the risk of losing their trademarks.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

This has nothing to do with trademark, only copyright.

LiquorFan ,

It makes sense though. People can already install Dolphin wherever they want, including the Steam Deck. But Valve probably thinks they can get Nintendo to publish on Steam. It wasn’t so long ago that Sony and Microsoft maintained exclusivility on their platforms. Valve doesn’t win anything allowing Dolphin on Steam, but it can potentially anger Nintendo.

nils ,

Nintendo sent them a DMCA takedown request for the Dolphin Steam page. So I don’t think we can blame Steam for wanting to stay out of legal trouble

mnemonicmonkeys ,

No. That is not at all what happened. No DMCA takedown notice was ever sent in this.

What happened is that Dolphin applied to go on Steam and announced that. Then Valve emailed Nintendo asking for permission. Nintendo said they didn’t want it on the store, pointed to parts of the DMCA which were not actually valid for a theoretical case, and Valve blocked Dolphin from going on Steam

nils ,

You’re right.

Sorry, I just heard somewhere Nintendo sent a DMCA notice and assumed it was right because that seems like a Nintendo thing to do.

jsnc , (edited )

Valve is already evil: they locked down their steam client (unacceptable in the times of GOG, and Epic Games) and allow developers to put DRM in their games. Outside of that they were the pioneers of digital gambling with CS:GO and TF2 and using anti-features as a way to entice people to purchase micro-transactions.

kittenbridgeasteroid ,

That’s likely in part due to the fact that they’d really like to he publicly traded.

moormaan ,

There is also the B Corp designation (short for Public Benefit Corporation) which allows a company to balance its responsibility towards the share holders with some other benefit it aims to provide where the share holders aren’t the (only) beneficiaries.

MeetInPotatoes ,

'You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

Dekthro ,

since I was raised on dialup and couldn’t block the phone line all that long.

That bit reminded me that my mom had a desktop application that takes messages for you when we were using the dial up.

seitanic ,
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Google didn’t have a plan to keep from becoming evil. They just had a cute motto.

johnthedoe ,

Google was so exciting. Gmail especially.

We were so keen to ditch yahoo messenger and msn as soon as facebook messenger came out too.

Now it all sucks.

Diabolo96 , to asklemmy in Who loves this game in 2023?

There was an game like this but more advanced where you could buy weapons before starting the game and during gameplay you’d gain money based on how well you played. Me and my brother would play this for hours and hours.

Maximilious ,
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I remember Scorched Earth from the DOS, Win95 days that this was based on. The tanks would hurl slurs at each other before shooting and I recall a similar purchasing system that you mention as well.

Diabolo96 ,

Yeah, it was a flash game so it can’t be scorched earth, but we had win95 and my dad bought us a bootleg CD full of games (around 15) and i foundly remember playing some of them. One was an official Tarzan game, another was bike driving game were you had to avoid bugs from smashing your face and a mortal combat clone that had me make nightmares for weeks. Good times.

Perfide ,

That was the one I played, too. The name of the game was “Tanks”.

Diabolo96 ,

Yes, that the one. Thanks for telling me. I probably have it somewhere on my pc as an .swf file. Gonna play with my bro another round or two.

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