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akai_android , to piracy in Anyone still have any What.cd merch?

Yeah, I miss what.cd. never bought merch tho 😭

radioactiveradio , to memes in New options for shortening names

Christopher could’ve been “stop her”

Christopher ,

Three decades I’ve had this name and only now am I noticing that.

WarmSoda ,

You could also top her.

SwampYankee ,

Chris, top her.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wish I had a cool name that had words in it.

sincle354 , to memes in New options for shortening names

Ok but Rando is a baller name.

sparky1337 ,

Idk, B-Rad is what I always use.

zahel , (edited ) to piracy in Anyone still have any What.cd merch?

That font is peak “graphic design is my PaSsIoN” haha

GnuLinuxDude , to piracy in Anyone still have any What.cd merch?
@GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml avatar

I could cry. One of the best cultural resources ever. poof

Whirlybird , to memes in The US of A

There’s money left to give to israel after it’s all been given to Ukraine?

son_named_bort , to memes in Priorities!

Lemmy users have money?

HobbitFoot ,

Yeah, but they don’t like to spend it.

iorale ,

Give me a job that pays me enough to not care so much about it and then ask me to donate (I probably won’t due to poverty trauma)

nexussapphire ,

Just like all the other apps and services that didn’t demand anything, I’ll donate when I can afford it. It worked for textra, progression workout app, bitwarden, davinchi resolve, and one of the ad blockers for iPad, etc…

The lemmy instance I use and the app I’m currently using will come when I can afford it but not because they withhold features or sell my data to advertisers till I do.

OberonSwanson , to memes in Tell me a story?
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.

Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.

Warren makes a left at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.

Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he’s being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.

The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren’s head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself escaping in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.

Nate has seventeen cartridges (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) to expend on the group of robbers. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.

Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate’s singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.

The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Warren displays his bravado by daring anyone to approach the style. There follows a brief discussion of the genre’s musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication almost daily (from Nate’s other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren will further “regulate” any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their antagonists with small arms fire).

MJKee9 ,

Well put. Top drawer I say!

OberonSwanson ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

Tip of my top-hat to you as well.

JiraiyaIsNoLyah ,

Is there a community dedicated to doing this?

OberonSwanson ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

I really wish there was.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Sadly, I think this is no longer on Wikipedia. One of the oldest copypastas.

OberonSwanson ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

It should’ve stayed up on the Wiki, but always assumed it was a copyright issue claim.

HiddenLayer5 , to memes in You truly have nothing to hide, don't you

Another way of thinking about it: You may have nothing to hide, but there are people who will use the dirt they have on you to make false accusations and fuck you over for their own gain.

Hextic ,

Don’t worry AI will just generate the evidence now.

Zyansheep ,

Wait, then actual evidence becomes useless!

HappyMeatbag , (edited ) to memes in The US of A
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

One thing I absolutely cannot stand is the assumption that if you’re against the Israeli government, you must also be antisemitic. In many cases, nothing could be further from the truth.

The Israeli government is just as screwed up as any powerful government, and is not immune to criticism. Groundless accusations of antisemitism are often used to unfairly attack critics, distract the listener from valid criticisms, and derail the conversation.

Of course, many of those accusations are completely justified, which clouds the issue further.

mikyopii ,
@mikyopii@programming.dev avatar

It’s super tricky and problematic. Organizations like AIPAC have many American politicians in their pocket. They pump a huge amount of money into lobbying our government promoting Israeli interests. But this argument gets awfully close to “the Jews have all the money and control the world” type conspiracy thinking which is very frustrating.

HappyMeatbag ,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

Most definitely. Just as pointing out unwarranted accusations of antisemitism can sound like victim blaming, and saying that the Israeli government likes it that way can make you come off as a hateful, insensitive jerk.

Various world politicians “wrap themselves in the flag” all the time. Israeli politicians do the same thing, but they’ve done an especially good job of weaving religion and patriotism together.

YassKwiin ,

It’s a tactic to call all criticism antisemitism.

Hell, the ADL was created to free a rapist murderer and try to frame a black man.

skycat , to memes in Priorities!

I prefer donating money to my Lemmy instance. it really helps them pay monthly VPS bills.

ChargedBasisGrand , to memes in Restricted Topics

computer spyware taught me not to trust computers, my parents, or corporations
it also taught me how to format drives and reinstall operating systems

Fantasmita , to asklemmy in Who loves this game in 2023?
@Fantasmita@lib.lgbt avatar

Looks like a poor copy of Scorched Earth

TheAnonymouseJoker OP ,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

The game’s resolution is Full HD. I just grabbed a purposely bad one that would be enough to rekindle memories of anyone who played it.

PitzNR , to memes in The US of A

As an Israeli I just want to say: Please someone marry me I need that foreign passport to get out of this shithole :(

Bluehood380 ,

I will marry you. Are you okay with the Gae? I am a straight Asia make. But I will marry you.

zahel ,

We love Gae Sex

PitzNR ,

I’m OK with Le gae, ze lesb, xe non Binary and the straight, just get me out of here!

IzzyJ ,
@IzzyJ@lemmy.world avatar

Y r u gae?

botorfj , to memes in Priorities!

is this complaining about sync or complaining about people not donating to other developers?

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