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saltesc , to science_memes in Statistics

I like to say, “Stastically you’re much more likely to die in a car accident on the way to the beach than be attacked by a shark once there.”

So people are less afraid of sharks and more afraid of each other, like it should be.

Donkter ,

Maybe, but if we rode on sharks to get around I’m sure the statistic would be different.

Droechai ,

We wouldn’t get far before the shark would asphyxiate though, I think it’s a bad replacement for cars

Tudsamfa ,

“Who here plans on driving their car today? Show of hands!” … “I recommend getting to know these people, because you are far more likely to die in an car accident caused by a stranger than by someone you know. But also don’t upset them, as you are far more likely to be murdered by someone you know rather than a stranger.”

“Mr Tourguide, aren’t you supposed to talk about sharks?”

vk6flab , to science in Is there a scientific calendar which uses a different reference than Jesus?
@vk6flab@lemmy.radio avatar

A bigger problem to solve is that depending on where you are, today is 06/08/2024, 08/06/2024, 2024-08-06 … For. The. Same. Day.

So, can we please standardise on 2024-08-06 across the planet before we start considering what 1/1/1 is?

JCSpark ,
@JCSpark@lemmy.ca avatar

ISO 8601 for the win!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601

CCRhode , to linux in De-duplicating/merging contacts in a .vcf file
@CCRhode@lemmy.ml avatar

Does anyone know how I can merge/deduplicate contacts in a .vcf vcard file?

Tonto2 is a python 3/Qt graphical app that runs on desktops. It’s main purpose is not to manipulate *.vcf files, but the appendix to the instruction pages tells how, anyway. Tonto2 uses a spread-sheet-like presentation paradigm. With appropriate magical mystical spells, you can import *.vcf as *.csv and sort the *.csv by last-name, phone-number, eMail, zip-code, or whatever. It won’t de-dup, but you can spot the duplicates easier once they’re collated next to one another in one sequence or another. Show just the significant attributes. Probably you’ll want to sort, look, sort, and look again. Killing entries is nearly as simple as checking them off. FAIR WARNING: This process is time consuming, frustrating, and fraught with peril. Keep several versions of your address list until you’re sure the final is the one you want to keep forever. My experience is that I always find stuff I want to keep in each of all (sometimes more than two) duplicate entries, so deleting the dup’s is not what’s called for. Merging means manually copying from one entry and pasting into another. Due to the judgemental nature of how to handle conflicting and out-of-date info, I’ve hesitated to try to automate the process.

wingsfortheirsmiles , to linux_gaming in Counter strike 2 issues

Fwiw, I’ve had no issues playing CS2 on either with my old (3700x/1080ti) or newer setup (5800X3D/7900XTX) with PopOS. The first doesn’t seem too far away from your rig, have you tried switching the Nvidia driver you’re on? I think Turing is fine with 560?

fluckx OP ,

Good point,it hadn’t crossed my mind yet. I’m assuming it’s using the proprietary nvidia drivers. I’ll give that a go.

corsicanguppy , to youshouldknow in YSK Americans, check to see if you can vote. Its real quick.

Don’t tell me whom I should or should not know.

golden_zealot , (edited ) to linux in So I installed Arch Linux... Is this it?
@golden_zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

People like Arch because to many it feels more truly like your system than other distributions.

It isn’t that Arch is in some way more customizable than other distros, rather it’s that if there is a package on your Arch system, its probably there because it was your choice to put it there in the first place, and so the system can feel more representative of you given it only contains the things you want or need and nothing more from the get go.

vk6flab , to asklemmy in Why is music so loud in restaurants? (Serious)
@vk6flab@lemmy.radio avatar

It’s to encourage you to eat faster and leave, so your table is available for the next victim.

gdog05 ,

This is it. It’s why seats/stools look nice but feel uncomfortable after 20 or so minutes.

tuckerm ,

I remember seeing this on the news a few years ago. If I remember right, they were interviewing a design firm that does interior design for fast food and fast casual restaurants, and they were talking about all of this. I was really surprised at how candid they were being, since you would think that they would want this to be an industry secret.

The high stools with no back, the music that is too loud, the lights that are a little too bright and kind of hanging down in your field of view: all intentional, so that you're just ever so slightly uncomfortable and you leave a few minutes sooner.

Lyre ,
  1. Create environment actively hostile to remain in for long periods of time
  2. Expect people to work and be productive in said environment for hours on end
stardust ,

Explains why I don’t like eating out and never cared for paying for stuff like the ambiance even at fancy restaurants and prefer take out.

Nikls94 ,

Take out sadly still covers the ambiance

Sir_Kevin ,
@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Don’t they realize that once people leave such a place, they’re never coming back? There are only so many locals in a given area. Unless the place is a tourist trap this seems like a shitty idea for long term business.

Habahnow ,

If the food is amazing, then people will come back. The point is to make the location slightly uncomfortable enough that people want to leave sooner, not that they hate the place. The idea is you need to balance cost of food, and customer turn around time. If you make it very expensive, people won’t feel comfortable taking the food to go, even if it is an amazing item. On the flip side, a cheap menu that is very comfortable will be overly cost prohibitive.

Drusas ,

As a person with digestive problems that lead to hemorrhoids, this one in particular feels like a big fuck you.

eldavi , to linux in Is there a program that I can run on my laptop to tell me what Linux distro supports the hardware out of the box? Also whether the hardware is supported at all?

a quick and dirty way to find out if your hardware is supported is to try out a live usb distributions that runs entirely off of a usb stick and never makes any permanent changes to your system.

it will run MUCH slower than a regular installation; but if you see all of your hardware and drivers enumerated in lspci; you’ll know that it works out of the box.

you should know that this limits you to the distros that have live usb images only; but if you go with mainstream debian, fedora, arch, etc. you’ll instantly know that downstream distro’s are capable of supporting with that hardware with that version of the mainstream distribution that they’re forked from (eg ubuntu from debian; manjaro from arch; suse from redhat; etc.)

i used this method extensively when i was new to linux and distro hopped a lot; it taught me a lot when i first started out.

MangoPenguin ,
@MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I find quite often that the Live version of a distro will work perfectly, but after install some hardware won’t work anymore.

eldavi ,

yes, that will happen.

the live distro’s come included with a lot of preloaded driver/firmware that is not included with a regular installation for a myriad of reasons; but you can use lspci and lsmod from the live environment to identify the proper software you need to add to your regular installation to get that hardware working.

MangoPenguin ,
@MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s just weird that it can’t detect my hardware and pull the drivers it needs like windows does.

StrawberryPigtails ,

Sometimes it’s an ideological issue. Some distributions don’t ship nonfree drivers, some do, but require you to manually install them, and some have trouble making up their mind. This last is where you get live cds that automatically load the drivers needed for your hardware, but when you actually install, things aren’t working anymore.

pglpm ,
@pglpm@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s useful info, I didn’t know about this. Could you be so kind to share some link, or say something more, about lspci and lsmod and how to proceed from them to identifying which drivers one should install? Cheers!

eldavi ,

here’s an example using my wifi card on my laptop; here i use lscpi and i’ve copy/pasted the stanza that pertains to the wifi card:


<span style="color:#323232;">me@laptop:~$ lspci -v
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[REMOVED]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">00:14.3 Network controller: Intel Corporation Alder Lake-P PCH CNVi WiFi (rev 01)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        DeviceName: Onboard - Ethernet
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        Subsystem: Intel Corporation Dual Band Wi-Fi 6(802.11ax) AX201 160MHz 2x2 [Harrison Peak]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        Flags: bus master, fast devsel, latency 0, IRQ 16, IOMMU group 9
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        Memory at 601d18c000 (64-bit, non-prefetchable) [size=16K]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        Capabilities: <access denied>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        Kernel driver in use: iwlwifi
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        Kernel modules: iwlwifi
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[REMOVED]
</span>

i can see that the driver name is iwlwifi and i can use that to look for related modules using lsmod:


<span style="color:#323232;">me@laptop:~$ lsmod | grep iwlwifi
</span><span style="color:#323232;">iwlwifi               598016  1 iwlmvm
</span><span style="color:#323232;">cfg80211             1318912  3 iwlmvm,iwlwifi,mac80211
</span>

now i know all of the module names and i can either google them to learn how to install them or i can continue further with the package manager on the installation to further backwards engineer it. (googling is faster).

as i mentioned earlier there are caveats: downstream distros tend to use a slightly older version of their base distros so you also need to make sure that you’re using the same version of the driver and kernel and adjust accordingly if it doesn’t start working right away.

pglpm ,
@pglpm@lemmy.ca avatar

Fantastic, this is extremely helpful, thank you! 🥇 I wanted to test a couple of distros for my Thinkpad, and I’ll make sure to check and save this kind of information from live USBs.

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Also do “dmesg | grep -i firmware” to see what firmware loads the kernel squirted into the various device controllers.

lemmyng , to science in Is there a scientific calendar which uses a different reference than Jesus?
@lemmyng@lemmy.ca avatar

UNIX time uses a Julian calendar date as a reference, but is independent after that.

As for the 13 month calendar, it’s about as nice as cloverleaf interchanges: appealing because it’s symmetrical, terrible in practice. Having the days of the month always align to the same weekday means leap years would make things even worse because every 4 years the entire calendar shifts. And if you skip the leap day as a holiday then you just make calculating dates from an epoch like UNIX time even more convoluted.

cfi ,

Gregorian calendar, surely

propter_hog , to science_memes in Defense
@propter_hog@hexbear.net avatar

Fucking hell, didn’t expect that one, sending this to my advisor

TastyWheat , to science_memes in Sharks
PolydoreSmith , to science_memes in Sharks
TastyWheat ,

It’s actually kind of impressive that even though this post is 2 hours old, we’ve both gone on and posted different versions of the same meme at the exact same time.

HOW ARE YOU PSYCHIC?

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Probably because you’re both sharks.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

We’re all sharks on this blessed day.

communism , to asklemmy in [Serious] Best Pee Strat
@communism@lemmy.ml avatar

How often do you normally pee? Why not just drink a lot of water? Generally IME if I drink a lot of water I’ll urgently need to pee an hour later. Holding your pee for 8 hours sounds terrible to me.

SpaceNoodle , to science in Is there a scientific calendar which uses a different reference than Jesus?

Unix time. Zero is midnight UTC on 1 January 1970.

Natanael ,

Technically the choice of 1st January 1970 is itself a reference to the gregorian calendar

SpaceNoodle ,

I was using that as a common reference to something with which we’re already familiar.

JackbyDev ,

It’s not a reference to anything, it’s just a moment in time.

laughterlaughter ,

I agree with you, but I’m still curious.

How do we handle dates before epoch 0?

Edit: I guess we’ll use negative numbers.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

More importantly, how will we handle dates further than 19 January 2038 with Unix time?

laughterlaughter ,

128 bits?

Natanael ,

64 bit counters are enough

morhp ,

Depends what you count. Seconds? Milliseconds? Nanoseconds?

BarbecueCowboy ,

We’ll just make a new Unix time on 19 January 2038.

Unix Time 2: 2 Fast, 2 Furious.

toynbee ,

With blackjack and hookers.

m3t00 ,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

often use it as my birthday to crash poorly written scripts. zeros are fun to inject

stoneparchment , to science in Is there a scientific calendar which uses a different reference than Jesus?
@stoneparchment@possumpat.io avatar

Using Jesus as a reference is unfortunate, yeah, but any other world calendars have to pick a nearly equally arbitrary way to contextualize the start and end year.

Take your pick: …wikipedia.org/…/Template:Year_in_various_calenda…

I personally use “2024 CE” for “common era”, with BCE referring to “before common era”. This allows us to communicate relatively clearly with other people who use the Gregorian calendar without explicitly endorsing the birth of Jesus as the important event defining the switch-over between CE and BCE… A bit of a cop out, but

Anyway have fun, there are lots of options

Edit: also the one you’re referring to in your post is the Holocene Calendar

stardustpathsofglory OP ,

Thank you for your answer and the links! You are right about the Holocene Calendar.

I also think it is unfortunate we did not figure out a better starting point. Therefore the question.

Edit: typo

viking ,
@viking@infosec.pub avatar

Thing is that at the time where people were looking for answers in the sky rather than in science, the birth of the messiah was the best possible starting point they could think of. And it took many centuries to get over it (with quite a few still being stuck in the past), so it’s really hard to collectively move on to something better. And at this point I’m not even sure “better” wouldn’t be anything but simply different for the sake of being different.

laughterlaughter ,

Many things us humans do are “unfortunate” because we don’t know any better. 2000 years from know, humans might say that it was “unfortunate” that humans used fossil fuels, or wore high heels. Instead of regretting the past, be the change you want to be.

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