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blujan , to lemmyshitpost in Shart, not fart

Took the kids

JonsJava , to fediverse in How to get discovered on Mastodon?
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Almost all my followers came from me responding to their posts. I them also explore hashtags to find content and people.

blujan , to lemmyshitpost in Shart, not fart

The house’s gone

ciwolsey , to linux in The Best way to switch to Linux is to NOT

Let’s not forget that switching to Linux isn’t always the right choice. In some industries the software doesnt have high enough quality Linux equivalents.

fubarx , to fediverse in How to get discovered on Mastodon?

Most discovery is via hashtags since you can subscribe to one (for example gets you lots of news).

Also, following and blocking individual accounts, as appropriate. You’re not going to get the sort of random exposure to strangers that algorithmic boosting gets you on other social media.

Rubanski , to science_memes in Gars

Gar lick bread

Kaboom ,

Garlic bread

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MedicPigBabySaver , to lemmyshitpost in WITH ads? Fuckin awesome coupon, thanks!

Screw Disney.

Lets_Eat_Grandma ,

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It’s the only way nowadays. Just pretend you’re a pirate of the caribbean and say it with me. “Arrrr”

sharkfucker420 , to science_memes in My Kidney
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Me every few years 😔

DudeDudenson ,

Maybe change your diet then?

sharkfucker420 ,
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Nah my kidneys are just fucked actually, they don’t process calcium good so a lot of it just sits around until I piss it out. I take meds but they only help so much

flicker ,

I’m bummed you’re being downvoted.

Hi. Human here. I have never had a kidney stone. I have worked in healthcare.

Some people are absolutely just fucked. It’s just the luck of the draw. I’ve seen it a handful of times; a person’s diet is completely controlled, they do everything right, and they get fucked anyway.

One person I knew did everything right and had them once a month anyway. I asked him why he was bothering with all the precautions and diet changes and intake rules, and he said, “Because they’re the difference between one a month and three a week.”

sharkfucker420 ,
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Yeah the issue I have is genetic and typically presents itself in males around 30 but it started when I was 9. We can’t trace it to anyone in my family though but it probably just skipped a few generations. I still do a low sodium diet but with my diuretics I don’t really need to worry about it too much. Killing my liver but it is what it is yk. It could certainly be worse

TORFdot0 , to fediverse in How to get discovered on Mastodon?

Use hashtags that are fairly active. You can search for them before posting to get an idea which ones to use. Even if your toot doesn’t have a good active hashtag, post it. People will check your profile before following and are more likely to follow accounts that are interesting and active.

Also consider posting just for yourself. Thoughts you want to note for later, things you found interesting and want to go back to. You likely aren’t going to get a huge amount of followers on the fedi unless you are well known unless you start following A LOT of people and you give them a reason to follow you back

negativenull , to science_memes in Marie Curie, such a drama queen
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verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in Daily 🪖 Fella — KURSK CURSE

Danke for bringing us this fresh basket of tendies. Were you just laid off from Der Spiegel? The layout is a masterwork. I can’t pay you, but you’ll always have a home here in this village.

Tamkish , to science_memes in Marie Curie, such a drama queen

[insert any hollow knight reaction image]

Tlaloc_Temporal ,
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Born of God and Void. You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams.

sharkfucker420 , to science_memes in Totally not me irl 👀👀
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They call me an my homies the joint commission

Aceticon , to lemmyshitpost in WITH ads? Fuckin awesome coupon, thanks!

Here, have a “Be My Bitch” coupon, free of charge.

Honytawk ,

Can you combine it with “suck my dick” coupon? Got plenty of those.

hypnicjerk , to science_memes in Pump. It. Up.

what about ‘move this’? do you know that one?

Restaldt ,

Look im pretty sure i missed the kidney if you get to a doctor immediately youll be fine

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