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heartfelthumburger , to showerthoughts in Worker union seem like a type of price fixing
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More like it guarantees a minimum wage. Not sure how it works in the US, but where I’m from you still negotiate your pay even if you’re a member of a union.

db2 , to showerthoughts in Worker union seem like a type of price fixing

No.

RacoonVegetable , to science_memes in Animal Attacks

I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again:

FUCK WASPS

PunnyName , to science_memes in Did you know???

Adorable little murder slinky!

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in Shart, not fart

Tried but died.

southsamurai , to science_memes in Incels
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People have pulled muscles and dislocated joints trying that.

To quote an unnamed friend of mine: “I love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it’s so easy.”

Also quoting the same friend: “no, dude, every guy has that dream, all the time.”

Also quoting that friend: “bullshit man, I can’t be the only one having that dream every night.”

Quoting me, an hour later: “homie, for the last time, I do not want to hear any more stories about your self-suck dreams.”

SkaveRat ,

love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it’s so easy

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

archonet ,

I have achieved that, when I was younger and skinnier, and it’s not even all that great. For one, yeah, kills your back. Two, it’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, so let’s hope you’re good at that – and if you are, you’re going to end up with a mouth full of cum.

Now, I’m gay, so these last two points didn’t bother me any, but I was so sore from the experience I did it like twice and then never bothered again. I imagine a straight guy would be even less impressed.

southsamurai ,
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Yeah, I mean, I’ve been told I have a nice dick, and I’m fond of the damn thing, but if I wanted to suck a dick, no way in hell am I going to break my neck trying to get at my own. Luckily, being hetero means never having to suck dick unless you lose a bet.

Crackhappy , to asklemmy in What's your favourite country and why?
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Top of the list of countries that I haven’t been to and just admire from afar: Peru. Now I’m sure someone is going to come in here and ruin it for me.

MedicPigBabySaver , to showerthoughts in Worker union seem like a type of price fixing

Shut up.

synapse1278 , to science_memes in What doesn't kill ya
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Isn’t the bacteriophage, kind of a good guy virus ? Or is there other viruses with this distinctive shape ?

lud ,

As far as I know it’s kind of a good guy virus but I think it’s very specialised on what kind of bacteria it kills so maybe there is a variant that kills all the good bacteria in us. And that can’t be too good, I imagine.

Spacehooks , to science_memes in Animal Attacks

As if stealing my food is supposed to justify it.

Umbrias ,

it’s a wasp, it is hungry.

ClassifiedPancake , to asklemmy in What languages do you speak?

German, English, a little Dutch and Javascript

AccountMaker , to asklemmy in What languages do you speak?

English and my native Serbian.

Ich habe Deutsch in der Schule gelernt. Ich benutze es sehr seltsam, aber ich habe fast nichts vergessen, weil unsere Lehrerinen sehr sehr Böse war. Deutsch in der Schule hat meine Leben 10 jahren verkurtzt.

Έχω μάθει και τα Ελληνικά. Ένα από τα όνειρά μου είναι να διαβάζω τα κείμενα στα αρχαία ελληνικά, αλλά αυτό ήταν τρόπο δύσκολο. Γιατί αποφάσισε να μαθαίνω πρότω τα νέα Ελληνικα, καί σύντομα τα αρχαία είναι πολύ πιό εύκολα.

I can understand a fair amount of Russian, but I can’t necessarilly speak it as well.

SkyezOpen , to science_memes in Animal Attacks

I was playing my Gameboy at a picnic table. No food. Bastard stung my elbow. Fuck wasps and fuck anyone that defends them.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Maybe you just sucked at the game and he wanted to motivate you to get good

ScruffyDucky , to science_memes in Incels

Suipeniside?

ClassifiedPancake , to asklemmy in [Edited]Do you noticed when someone write or work with the left hand?

I don’t but I sometimes get comments on why I hold fork and knife like a lefty.

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