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simple , to lemmyshitpost in This is so freaking funny to me. I love Lemmy

You have already lost. I have portrayed you as a cringe wojack, and me the handsome chad.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I prefer just calling them a shitlib and blocking them but to each their own

Windex007 ,

And could you explain how, for the court, how can you be correct, when I explicitly made you Principal Skinner?

Jury gasps

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Is a Wojack like a Chinese Bojack?

ByteOnBikes , to lemmyshitpost in Financial advice

There’s currently a cat that lives outside in my neighborhood who hangs out near a set of bushes.

The whole neighborhood is chill and I’m pretty sure it belongs to the house it hangs out in.

Living the dream.

wirelesswire , to games in Where do you find new games nowadays? (Both singleplayer + multiplayer)

Steam’s storefront and various gaming communities on Lemmy.

ulkesh , to asklemmy in Have you been stolen from?
@ulkesh@beehaw.org avatar

Yes. The last six months of my life (time, stress, and thousands of dollars) taking in two wildly ungrateful and disrespectful people after they were evicted from their apartment. Well they’re now being removed from yet another place (my house) at the end of the month, willingly, or by escort from the sheriff.

Never again.

Omega_Jimes , to linux in How was your experience using Linux in college?

I’m doing a CIS degree right now, and I did 99% of my first year on fedora. I did need a full windows install because some exams took place using a lock down software.

Honestly, the hardest part was remembering to boot into windows the day before so it could update and stabilize for the exam the next day

SweetCitrusBuzz , to gaming in Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of August 4th
@SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org avatar

I’m going between Stardew Valley and Coral Island. The latter especially because of the last update with dates/hangouts.

Peasley , to linux in How was your experience using Linux in college?

I had no issues with compatibility, just made sure to save documents to older microsoft office formats in the hopes of avoiding issues.

I never had to use an exam browser or anything like that, I’d imagine you’d want to have a polite conversation with the instructor if that were to occur, perhaps they can make an exception or allow you to do it on a library computer

Collaboration was always over google docs, so there were never any problems working with others. My CS classes were all expected to be done in Linux VMs so that was sort of ideal. Other science/humanities classes were totally software-agnostic.

ChexMax , to nostupidquestions in Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question)

As a teen I had little to no interest in penetration. Tampons didn’t feel good, so why would I assume something else would? I wasn’t really interested in penetration until I was interested in my partner specifically.

Once I (eventually) figured out pleasurable masturbation, I still stuck with external stuff mostly, and fingers in general. Eventually I got a job and a debit card and could privately online shop, but my little bag of toys continues to go mostly unused. Nothing beats my fingers.

I don’t know about other women, but for me masturbation is and always has been much more about what’s going on in my head, and then adding the pleasurable sensations to that, rather than experimenting with different sensations.

For a beginner I literally cannot imagine a cucumber. How many dicks are as thick as a grocery store cucumber? None I’ve seen in real life. Maybe in porn, but I can’t think of any. It would just hurt. Beginners would need something maybe the size of 2 female fingers. (Maybe a farmers market cucumber that’s skinnier?)

gandalf_der_12te , to nostupidquestions in Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question)
@gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?

No. Worrying doesn’t help anyone. Just relax.

Slovene , to science_memes in PSA: Libraries

And also, they have toilets.

brbposting ,

Starbucks, billions in revenue:

We cAn nO loNGer be America’s bathroom

Libraries, scrimping pennies:

Piss with us. We’re family.

borari , to asklemmy in Am I terribly, terribly dyslexic or is this bluetooth keyboard doing me wrong?

Whenever I switch between keyboards with different slopes (is that the right word? Like whether they sit flat on the desk or are angled due to their flip out feet or just the board chassis itself) or keycap profiles, and to a lesser extent the switches themselves, It takes a bit of an adjustment period before I’m not keying typos and stuff.

I’m weird and don’t use Bluetooth for any of my primary inputs or audio outputs, so I can’t speak directly to there being an inherent Bluetooth issue like that, but I really doubt it. The massive proliferation of Bluetooth “gaming” mice and keebs wouldn’t have happened if there was such an issue. I just don’t use them bc adhd and keeping peripherals charged is a losing proposition out the gate.

Also, did you type this post on that keeb, or did you just proofread it a ton of times.

yogsototh , to selfhosted in Best Privacy DDOS Blocking?
@yogsototh@programming.dev avatar

If you don’t want to go full Cloudflare you can mitigate DDOS using these kind of technique locally.

blog.nginx.org/…/mitigating-ddos-attacks-with-ngi…

Cloudflare will be a lot more effective in case of attack. But I don’t think most people need more than a few mitigation rules. If DDOS really come, there are very few things you could do to mitigate anyway.

rubikcuber , to casualuk in What's your little win for this weekend?
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Back from a “holiday” to the Highlands. Lots of driving around between nice wee towns and incredible landscapes. But the real win is that I have just dossed around the house all weekend, and the car hasn’t moved since Friday. Of course, there’s next to no food on the house, but I feel chill af.

Cadeillac , to til in TIL: The Black Panthers were key supporters of the Disability rights protests which eventually led to the passage of the Americans with Disabilities act
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Almost like they were about inclusiveness

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Fred was a big tent leftist for sure

fox2263 , to science_memes in Anatomy Pickup Lines

Alright Zuckerberg calm down

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