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Blackout , to pics in Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan and takes many photos with a wheel of cheese
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She won gold before ever making it to Paris

CrimeDad , to pics in Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan and takes many photos with a wheel of cheese

Wow.

netvor , to linux in Would being a Linux "power user" increase my chances of getting a job in IT/tech?
@netvor@lemmy.world avatar
  1. don’t call yourself “power user”

It might just be me but it gives off “I can set up a printer, yay!” vibes.

Lycist , to science_memes in Boopable

It closes its noses.

sem ,

Filthy hobbitsrs

CarbonIceDragon , to science_memes in Boopable
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Nobody talks about it? There are entire myths about sea serpents.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

How many myths?

About tree fiddy.

NielsBohron ,
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slow clap

sem ,

About that time I realized this lemmitzer was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era

ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in My lord. My lady...

“I am here but to clean your chambers.”

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Is that like tossing salad?

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Lord Colto, i do declare…!

ChicoSuave , to lemmyshitpost in I drew the Mexico states by memory

I didn’t realize Paraguay had 3 shores of Lake Titicaca. Great map!

mohammed_alibi ,

Pretty amazing that Iguazu Falls and Victoria Falls ended up in roughly the same place!

pruwybn , to showerthoughts in What if instead of the Summer and Winter Olympics it was the wet and dry Olympics?
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So much for the triathlon lol

cryptiod137 ,

No now it just takes 3 Olympics

CrimeDad OP ,

Wet Olympics.

DrCake ,

It’s only 1/3 wet though

evidences ,

Yeah that one’s tough, are we including any sports where the athletes get wet in the wet Olympics? Throwing steeple chase to the wet Olympics feels wrong.

CrimeDad OP ,

Steeple chase wet.

stoy , to linux in Would being a Linux "power user" increase my chances of getting a job in IT/tech?

What education do you have in the area?

The IT/Sysadmin sector does have a risk with knowing enough to be dangerous.

Daily driving Linux is great to get used to the command line, but is different from running servers.

If you have no experience with running Linux servers, I would be focusing on that part, rather than daily driving at this point.

Running a server requires a bit of a different mindset to that of just using a desktop.

You need to be far more restrictive about installing software on the server, be more cautios of reboots, and in general focus on stabillity.

You also need to familiarize yourself with Debian/Ubuntu and Red Hat/Fedora based distributions, their package managers, apt and dnf, the general layout of the system, they are mostly similar, but they have their own flavours, especially when it commes to the config files.

Learn the basics of vim, it will allways be installed on a server, I prefer nano but can use vim if needed.

A big part of my job when I was a Helpdesk technician combined with a Linux sysadmin was storage, I had to set up VMs in vSphere and Nutanix and give them the correct ammount of storage, sometimes also expand the storage on a server, and work with mountpoints.

Play around with LVMs, learn the concepts of PVs, VGs and LVs, learn how to expand them, how to move an LV from one PV to another inside a VG, learn how to mount them.

Learn how to set a manual IP, this can change from version to version of a distribution.

Learn to get annoyed at YAML files.

Understand how to secure a system, I’ll admit that I never really had to do this as all servers I worked on was behind strong firewalls and not accessable from the internet, but I did my best with what I had.

LifeCoffeeGaming ,

This is a great response, would heed its points especially the yaml files.

stoy ,

Just make a template, once done you can easily do it while blasting Scooter, get pissed when it breaks due to a change of interface names, switch to Sabaton while you battle it out. After that you go to the local zoo and watch some Lynx just relaxing all day and ask yourself where it all webt wrong.

stembolts ,

Prefers Nano over Vim? Why’d you have to go and commit a felony. Now I can’t take anything you say seriously. Damnit.

stoy ,

It is what I am used to, your approval did not factor into my choice.

stembolts ,

And no sense of humor over what was clearly a joke comment. Icing on the cake.

Now I believe you now, you do use Nano.

LeFantome ,

Well, they could have been joking too. But touché.

stoy ,

Ah, I was involved in a hectic discussion in another thread, I also know that Linux users can be quite outspoken about their choice fs editor, so I didn’t catch the joke.

Sorry about that! (:

stembolts ,

We’ve all done it, I’m sorry if my joke wasn’t apparent as well. Text is dumb.

netvor ,
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You should have used nano(1) to write that joke.

espais , to linux in Switching back to Windows. For now.
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I have a fun issue. I want to be on Linux but for whatever reason there is no audio support (and I’m not able to add code to the kernel to fix it) for my Lenovo Legion 7.

Seems to only be affecting a certain chipset but no audio is a problem. Bluetooth at least works but that isn’t good enough unfortunately.

Sanguine_Sasquatch , to pics in Seashell on a windowsill [OC]

I could be wrong, but isn’t that a shark egg?

april , to showerthoughts in We really accepted toilet paper as the definitive way to wipe our asses isn't?

Bidet is life

Hatred OP ,

I’d argue, majority of places don’t have those. Also I’m talking about the wiping process.

TheAlbatross ,

You can order one online for like $35 and install it yourself, it’s a real game changer.

Hatred OP ,

Not if you’re negated to manual work plus having an ant size bathroom.

TheAlbatross ,

Naw buddy it’s like an attachment onto your existing toilet. You can even get one with hot water for just a lil more if your toilet is close enough to the hot water inlet to the sink.

AmbiguousProps ,

Some even do instant hot water without needing to be connected to the hot water line!

Hatred OP ,

The size still a problem

wildbus8979 ,

It’s a hose, how can the room size be a problem?

TheAlbatross ,

To be fair, I honestly don’t know the size of your toilet, but I would be rather surprised if it’s such a nonstandardized size that you couldn’t find a cheap bidet to put on there.

That said, you seem opposed to the very concept of being able to mount a bidet so I think that’s your biggest barrier to a cleaner anus.

Rhynoplaz ,

You really need to investigate what people are telling you before you tell them they are wrong.

Mine goes under the toilet seat (space that’s already being used) and connects to the tank by a 1/2" metal hose.

Took me 10 minutes to install. $35 on Amazon.

AmbiguousProps ,

It just goes on your toilet seat, it doesn’t require much except connecting hoses.

toasteecup ,

Homie, I have a bathroom that is the literal T from Tetris. I got a bidet installed in mine ezmode.

squirrel ,
@squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I can recommend HappyPo, a portable bidet.

Hatred OP ,

Anything portable with the poo theme related is a no for me.

dogsnest ,
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bjoern_tantau ,
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I must be using it wrong. It just makes my butt wet, not really easier to wipe.

Ephera ,

Hard to say. I like to lean forward and to the side, lifting one butt cheek off the seat and then I do sploosh with relatively much pressure.

One mistake I’ve made at first, is to be a bit overzealous with the wiping. In order to be clean, you only need the outside of the sphincter to be clean. Trying to clean beyond there is rather pointless, as that’s the inside of your rectum, where your body literally stores shit.
But with toilet paper, you can obviously reach beyond that, which will return a stained toilet paper and make it look like you weren’t clean yet.

bjoern_tantau ,
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nokturne213 ,

Use a bidet and never wipe again.

twistypencil ,

I don’t get this, I’ve used bidets, it results in a wet ass that I need to dry off with toilet paper which sometimes still shows poop

nokturne213 ,

I guess keep wiping then. About a month since I installed our bidet and the only time I used paper after about the first week of checking, is at work. And yeah, my asshole is wet after I spray, but it is not like there is water pouring out of it or anything.

Blaze ,

So true

CrimeDad ,

Bidet very good, but I still need a few squares to check. “Trust but verify.”

dogsnest ,
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Be thankful you’re not blind…

AmidFuror ,

As long as you're not both blind and anosmic, should be OK.

Fosheze ,

Just give it the old taste stes then.

CrimeDad ,

I feel like a support animal could be trained to help in any of these cases.

AmidFuror ,

I don't know how I feel about having an animal clean my ass that way....

shy_mia , (edited )

Generally one should wipe anyways before using a bidet

CrimeDad ,

Really, even if it’s a toilet with a bidet seat? I would think that wiping before spraying would decrease the effect of the spray.

dogsnest ,
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Got one off Amazon for $35…wifey’s like, “meh”…I say, “30 days, you’ll wonder where it’s been all your life!”…8 days later, wifey, “When I go at work, I wonder why they don’t have…”https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3e838c54-6765-4df0-86b9-559efc5982c3.jpeg

brown567 , to science_memes in Hmmmmm....

Fundamental forces gonna fundamental force

MrVilliam , to memes in Black mirror episode

If anybody came to c/memes for a laugh, it is unfortunately one more step to check the profile of OP to find the real joke here.

Dude has a vendetta against people knowing the potential bias of media sources. Gee, I wonder why that might be 🤔

macattack , to linux in Switching back to Windows. For now.

I get it. I’m a year in and was pulling my hair out dealing w/ frustrating issues for the first few weeks/months. Smooth sailing now, but I don’t deny the learning curves that are possible.

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